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spooky MJ

@sketchmaster.bsky.social

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Michael Jane (they/she) ambient/experimental multi-instrumentalist in upstate NY sketchmaster.bandcamp.com 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 11h

so long and thanks for all the pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Apr 23

dingo ate my pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Oct 3

WE BUILT THIS PUSSY
WE BUILT THIS PUSSY FROM COCK AND BALLS

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Jun 29

pussy that eats like a meal

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Mar 2

tostitos hint of pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Aug 4

pouring one's own breastmilk into one's own pussy and churning it into butter

cedar bot @boypussybot.bsky.social · Aug 4

BUTTER IN ANYONES PUSSY

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Sep 27

none pizza, left pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · May 8

philly phanatic ate my pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Dec 30

you should wait about half an hour to go swimming after you've eaten pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Jul 12

you are what you eat and that's why im a pussy

sheepie :3 (she/her) @loki.moe · Jul 12

you are what you eat and that's why I'm the cucumbers your sister keeps buying.

✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · Jul 12

you are what you eat and that’s why u only take the bambam shaped flintstones vitamins

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Feb 4

foaming at the pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Sep 10

professor emeritus of eating pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 6d

its pussy cancer awareness month

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Jul 12

womping on the pussy. absolutely bonking it.

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Apr 7

sourdough pussy

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Dec 13

hey who ate all the pussy?

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Apr 26

eating the pussy with a knife and fork

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Mar 29

its pussy season

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · May 15

roberto benigni popping out of the pussy saying "buongiorno principessa!"

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Oct 3

walk into the pussy like

carmella soprano in paris saying "who could have built this?" when her and rosalie aprile are lost and trying to look at a map but then they look up and see all these gold statues and ornate architecture. i think theyre at some bridge over the seine or something.

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Dec 21

can i get mad without anyone saying something?

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · Oct 2

constantly referring to something called "stonehenge pussy" but never explaining what that means

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 12h

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15h

“The Defense Department has confiscated the badges of the Pentagon reporters from virtually every major media organization in America,” the Pentagon Press Association said

Oct. 15, 2025
PENTAGON PRESS ASSOCIATION
STATEMENT
Today, the Defense Department confiscated the badges of the Pentagon reporters from virtually every major media organization in America. It did this because reporters would not sign onto a new media policy over its implicit threat of criminalizing national security reporting and exposing those who sign it to potential prosecution.
The Pentagon Press Association's members are still committed to reporting on the U.S. military. But make no mistake, today, Oct. 15, 2025 is a dark day for press freedom that raises concerns about a weakening U.S. commitment to transparency in governance, to public accountability at the Pentagon and to free speech for all.
PPA

spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 12h

i hauve covid

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spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 12h

dulce de leche humano

spooky MJ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 12h

human milk. human cheese. human yogurt. human ice cream. human butter.