Barney Neptune
@barneyneptune.bsky.social
3rd grade spelling bee runner-up
Chicago, IL
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Chicago, IL
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One thing I will give the Dems is that the 2020 strategy was actually perfect.
Get Biden in. Make him the fall guy for the painful yet necessary pandemic recovery. Usher in new party leadership in 2024.
Then, they over-performed in the post-Roe midterms and completely lost the whole damn plot.
Get Biden in. Make him the fall guy for the painful yet necessary pandemic recovery. Usher in new party leadership in 2024.
Then, they over-performed in the post-Roe midterms and completely lost the whole damn plot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One thing I will give the Dems is that the 2020 strategy was actually perfect.
Get Biden in. Make him the fall guy for the painful yet necessary pandemic recovery. Usher in new party leadership in 2024.
Then, they over-performed in the post-Roe midterms and completely lost the whole damn plot.
Get Biden in. Make him the fall guy for the painful yet necessary pandemic recovery. Usher in new party leadership in 2024.
Then, they over-performed in the post-Roe midterms and completely lost the whole damn plot.
I’ve been tuning in and out of the Players Era tournament all day and I love how everyone (commentators, coaches, media panelists) all agree that the point differential format is complete nonsense.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’ve been tuning in and out of the Players Era tournament all day and I love how everyone (commentators, coaches, media panelists) all agree that the point differential format is complete nonsense.
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when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
when the tryptophan hits
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
I really don’t care about the political theatrics of military-service dick measuring but ex-CIA politicians telling active duty personnel that they don’t have to comply with illegal orders is objectively hilarious.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I really don’t care about the political theatrics of military-service dick measuring but ex-CIA politicians telling active duty personnel that they don’t have to comply with illegal orders is objectively hilarious.
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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Google and Palantir shouldn’t exist. It’s long past time to break them up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Google and Palantir shouldn’t exist. It’s long past time to break them up.
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Yay!!!!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yay!!!!
If you live in the Ninth District and also want your very own free yard or window sign delivered to your door, fill out this form: katforillinois.com/sign
If you live in the Ninth District and also want your very own free yard or window sign delivered to your door, fill out this form: katforillinois.com/sign
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The US is about to invade Venezuela and there are people on this hellsite saying we should be nicer to the libs who want rainbow imperialism
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The US is about to invade Venezuela and there are people on this hellsite saying we should be nicer to the libs who want rainbow imperialism
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The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.
Literally all the Democrats need to do in order to sweep the next 3 elections is run on Medicare for All, Universal Basic Income, and cannabis legalization but the DNC won’t do it because they love to lose.
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Literally all the Democrats need to do in order to sweep the next 3 elections is run on Medicare for All, Universal Basic Income, and cannabis legalization but the DNC won’t do it because they love to lose.
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I can't take much more liberals gloating over "those dumb rednecks were so tricked by fox news" after Liberals allowed themselves to fully back a genocide on the off chance it would keep them safe for 4 more years.
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I can't take much more liberals gloating over "those dumb rednecks were so tricked by fox news" after Liberals allowed themselves to fully back a genocide on the off chance it would keep them safe for 4 more years.
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The plan: to de-radicalize QAnon folks we’re gonna elect each one to Congress for 5 years.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The plan: to de-radicalize QAnon folks we’re gonna elect each one to Congress for 5 years.
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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pov you are zohran mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
pov you are zohran mamdani
These centrist libs are so convinced that Zohran is a grifter as if Lina Khan, the literal only effective member of the Biden admin, isn’t one of his transition co-chairs. Every liberal narrative collapses in on itself after like 3 nanoseconds.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
These centrist libs are so convinced that Zohran is a grifter as if Lina Khan, the literal only effective member of the Biden admin, isn’t one of his transition co-chairs. Every liberal narrative collapses in on itself after like 3 nanoseconds.
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the biggest loser today is elise stefanik and to that i say lol. and furthermore, lmao.
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the biggest loser today is elise stefanik and to that i say lol. and furthermore, lmao.
Marjorie Taylor Greene got a sneak peek of the Epstein Files. Guarantee it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene got a sneak peek of the Epstein Files. Guarantee it.
The past 24 hours have been the most illustrative of 2025. Corpo Dems go on TV to perform faux-outrage at posts which were made for the express purpose of provoking faux-outrage, then the unforced L of “denouncing socialism” right before Trump dispels all politics to kneel at the temple of Zohran.
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The past 24 hours have been the most illustrative of 2025. Corpo Dems go on TV to perform faux-outrage at posts which were made for the express purpose of provoking faux-outrage, then the unforced L of “denouncing socialism” right before Trump dispels all politics to kneel at the temple of Zohran.
This is all Biden’s fault.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is all Biden’s fault.
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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The only way to fight authoritarianism is to organize the people impacted by bad policy.
If you don’t have the people on your side, you have nothing.
If you don’t have the people on your side, you have nothing.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The only way to fight authoritarianism is to organize the people impacted by bad policy.
If you don’t have the people on your side, you have nothing.
If you don’t have the people on your side, you have nothing.
I decided to start getting fit again recently and now like 60% of my caloric intake comes in the form of various colorful powders
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I decided to start getting fit again recently and now like 60% of my caloric intake comes in the form of various colorful powders