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Kristi Yamaguccimane

@wapplehouse.bsky.social

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · Apr 29

Bram Stoker sounds like the coolest fucking surfer I’ve heard of

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4h

Today is my wedding anniversary what should I get my wife

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2d

You’re upset about the Qataris in Idaho. I’m furious about ITALIANS IN TEXAS. We are not the same.

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d

Over at @damemagazine.bsky.social I wrote about CBS' hiring of Bari Weiss in the context of one of The Free Press's sloppiest reported stories. h/t @evanurquhart.bsky.social www.damemagazine.com/2025/10/09/c...

CBS News Just Made a Terrible Mistake - Dame Magazine

On Monday, Paramount announced it had acquired The Free Press for $150 million and would be installing its founder, Bari Weiss, as editor-in-chief of CBS News. Weiss will report directly to Paramount ...

www.damemagazine.com

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2d

Any country singer that’s ever used “Señorita” in their lyrics should have to be anti-ICE

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 2d

Kristi You’re supposed to officiate, not have a threesome

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2d

Just finished a sunrise wedding on the beach and my nipples could cut glass

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2d

Just finished a sunrise wedding on the beach and my nipples could cut glass

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2d

Peacemaker season finale:

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

I love Venn diagrams

Left boob
they squish together a little
Right boob

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

This is very helpful and also funny. Stop being such a bitch about it(see, it’s gender neutral)

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

Biǎo zǐ bì zuǐ

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

Am I “into Pynchon?” Hell yeah I’m into Pynchon…into Pynchon them ass cheeks, what up girl

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

I shock my dogs as well by reading them facts from the Guinness World Record Book and they’re stunned every time

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

Good morning let’s learn Chinese together

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4d

That was the weirdest thing to me. Dogs resituate themselves all the time. I don’t know why he was scolding her for that but it’s not abusive in and of itself, just odd.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t really give a shit but why does it matter if the dog was moving around what is the complaint there about a dog getting more comfortable

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4d

Pogs for people that bombed the SATs

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4d

Challenge coins are just participation trophies for domestic abusers

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 9d

I have a whole collection of challenge coins from various people, and this is hands down the dumbest fucking coin I’ve ever seen.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4d

Amen to that

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4d

microdosing NyQuil at work

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 5d

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5d

Showing this to people on the street to see if they can guess which one is real

LeBron James retiring and Mitch McConnell RIP

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 5d

the children are rebranding criticism of their faves as “parasocial hate” now

you guys do know parasocial hate is more embarrassing than parasocial love right

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks, Jenny I love you

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 5d

I dunno why I made this

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