Kristi Yamaguccimane
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
America’s stepdad
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Bram Stoker sounds like the coolest fucking surfer I’ve heard of
NBA halftime shows when Red Panda retires:
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NBA halftime shows when Red Panda retires:
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When I was a kid Hercules was one of my favorite wrestlers and I didn’t have the words to describe why but now I do: Steroids
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When I was a kid Hercules was one of my favorite wrestlers and I didn’t have the words to describe why but now I do: Steroids
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“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
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do u think
bobby flay
has ever
fucked
a chile
relleno
bobby flay
has ever
fucked
a chile
relleno
do u think bobby flay has ever fucked a chile relleno ?
September 22, 2023 at 7:28 AM
do u think
bobby flay
has ever
fucked
a chile
relleno
bobby flay
has ever
fucked
a chile
relleno
“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
Tim Robinson please let me be in Spider League. Please, Tim. I’ll treat it with the reverence it deserves.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tim Robinson please let me be in Spider League. Please, Tim. I’ll treat it with the reverence it deserves.
better performance than anyone in Wicked tbh
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
better performance than anyone in Wicked tbh
I will miss Margarine Tater Beans
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I will miss Margarine Tater Beans
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Guys, I haven’t been able to say anything due to an NDA but I’ve been working like a MAD MAN on a project for HBO the past 6 months converting a very beloved AMC show into 4K and I hope everyone appreciates all the hard work I’ve put into it 😊
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Guys, I haven’t been able to say anything due to an NDA but I’ve been working like a MAD MAN on a project for HBO the past 6 months converting a very beloved AMC show into 4K and I hope everyone appreciates all the hard work I’ve put into it 😊
Guys, I haven’t been able to say anything due to an NDA but I’ve been working like a MAD MAN on a project for HBO the past 6 months converting a very beloved AMC show into 4K and I hope everyone appreciates all the hard work I’ve put into it 😊
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Guys, I haven’t been able to say anything due to an NDA but I’ve been working like a MAD MAN on a project for HBO the past 6 months converting a very beloved AMC show into 4K and I hope everyone appreciates all the hard work I’ve put into it 😊
Reposted by Kristi Yamaguccimane
Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same thing goes for standup comics
Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same thing goes for standup comics
Nuzzi and Lizza sounds like a 90’s sitcom about two elderly British women and the hijinx they get up to
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nuzzi and Lizza sounds like a 90’s sitcom about two elderly British women and the hijinx they get up to
What’s the lore behind your local cryptid?
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
What’s the lore behind your local cryptid?
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Teens that can’t vote yet are the only ones getting a load of Matt Gaetz
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Teens that can’t vote yet are the only ones getting a load of Matt Gaetz
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Dim sum good ass dumplins
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dim sum good ass dumplins
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Dim sum good ass dumplins
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dim sum good ass dumplins
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Californians load on the Patagonia when it hits 61 degrees, meanwhile ~10% of 8-24yo males in New Hampshire wear shorts every single day of winter
It’s finally “white boy wearing shorts when it’s too cold out” season where I live
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Californians load on the Patagonia when it hits 61 degrees, meanwhile ~10% of 8-24yo males in New Hampshire wear shorts every single day of winter
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My husband wore a long sleeve shirt and shorts yesterday & I still wanted to hit that
It’s finally “white boy wearing shorts when it’s too cold out” season where I live
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My husband wore a long sleeve shirt and shorts yesterday & I still wanted to hit that