Mäther
@carlysintothat.bsky.social
your friendly neighborhood Mäther
Fruit ✅
Pretzels ✅
Shit from a butt ✅✅✅
Pretzels ✅
Shit from a butt ✅✅✅
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fruit ✅
Pretzels ✅
Shit from a butt ✅✅✅
Pretzels ✅
Shit from a butt ✅✅✅
Tune in to ESPN 2 now to catch the Dog Shit Pee Pee Poo Poo Bowl, where each announcer has received a $5,000 stipend to gargle Florida’s balls lmao
“This certainly doesn’t SOUND like a 3-8 team!” okay! Well it is ❤️
“This certainly doesn’t SOUND like a 3-8 team!” okay! Well it is ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tune in to ESPN 2 now to catch the Dog Shit Pee Pee Poo Poo Bowl, where each announcer has received a $5,000 stipend to gargle Florida’s balls lmao
“This certainly doesn’t SOUND like a 3-8 team!” okay! Well it is ❤️
“This certainly doesn’t SOUND like a 3-8 team!” okay! Well it is ❤️
No one talks about how hard it is to go from a 2pm Thanksgiving dinner family to an 8pm Thanksgiving dinner family 😭😭😭 I’m so hongy
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
No one talks about how hard it is to go from a 2pm Thanksgiving dinner family to an 8pm Thanksgiving dinner family 😭😭😭 I’m so hongy
Happy FL Thanksgiving from our little family 🥺💖
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy FL Thanksgiving from our little family 🥺💖
Just took this pic of my girls in the car; openly weeping
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just took this pic of my girls in the car; openly weeping
As always, the Disney exit is in absolute shambles as folks rush to spend the holiday break in the traditional way (waiting 2 hours to spend $75 on a family photo with a college student wearing a Mickey Mouse suit)
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
As always, the Disney exit is in absolute shambles as folks rush to spend the holiday break in the traditional way (waiting 2 hours to spend $75 on a family photo with a college student wearing a Mickey Mouse suit)
My legacy is complete
I said "will they crouch it" to myself. I'm not mad but I'm not happy about it either
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My legacy is complete
making apple pie tonight and you know what that means: apple snack 4 girls!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
making apple pie tonight and you know what that means: apple snack 4 girls!!!
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I do not want to create an account with a username and password to order ahead a sushi bowl online. I want to pay via ApplePay and if that’s not an option, I want to check out as a guest. We do not need to Become Financially Entwined for this sushi bowl transaction.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I do not want to create an account with a username and password to order ahead a sushi bowl online. I want to pay via ApplePay and if that’s not an option, I want to check out as a guest. We do not need to Become Financially Entwined for this sushi bowl transaction.
I’m reading The Housemaid by Freida McFadden bc sometimes I love to eat out of the trash, but WOW this is painful 🥴 like if a 24yo Pick Me Ass Bitch was magically transformed into a book
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m reading The Housemaid by Freida McFadden bc sometimes I love to eat out of the trash, but WOW this is painful 🥴 like if a 24yo Pick Me Ass Bitch was magically transformed into a book
I refuse to suffer (snarfle?) alone
i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I refuse to suffer (snarfle?) alone
Sitting on 75 in an absolute parking lot and there’s always one piece of shit who goes zooming up the shoulder. You’re right, buddy! You specifically deserve to skip the traffic jam!
Cars should be programmed to immediately explode if you do this imo
Cars should be programmed to immediately explode if you do this imo
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sitting on 75 in an absolute parking lot and there’s always one piece of shit who goes zooming up the shoulder. You’re right, buddy! You specifically deserve to skip the traffic jam!
Cars should be programmed to immediately explode if you do this imo
Cars should be programmed to immediately explode if you do this imo
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Me and my baby in the sunlight 🥹🥹🥹
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me and my baby in the sunlight 🥹🥹🥹
My dogs’ Instagram finally had a reel go viral this week and it’s up to 100k views!!!! Can I quit my job yet
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My dogs’ Instagram finally had a reel go viral this week and it’s up to 100k views!!!! Can I quit my job yet
I woke up at 130 after having a HORRIBLE nightmare where I got in a fight with my mom (??) and embarrassed myself in front of a huge crowd of people (????) so I was awake until 330 staring at my phone and having anxiety 🤪
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I woke up at 130 after having a HORRIBLE nightmare where I got in a fight with my mom (??) and embarrassed myself in front of a huge crowd of people (????) so I was awake until 330 staring at my phone and having anxiety 🤪
the little back paws and daintily-tucked tail are gonna make me pass out, thx
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the little back paws and daintily-tucked tail are gonna make me pass out, thx
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written
The game is called “how many dogs can be on Möther at once” and the answer is: yes
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The game is called “how many dogs can be on Möther at once” and the answer is: yes
My husband rewinding the game so he can take a video of the announcer saying “in the second half they’ve gotta try to BEAT THOSE COCKS!” and send it to his group chat. Everyone in this scenario is approximately 37 years old
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My husband rewinding the game so he can take a video of the announcer saying “in the second half they’ve gotta try to BEAT THOSE COCKS!” and send it to his group chat. Everyone in this scenario is approximately 37 years old
me at the dive bar after a workday that can best be described as “I hope this email kills us both”
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
me at the dive bar after a workday that can best be described as “I hope this email kills us both”
Seeing if Pearl knew how to walk on leash and the answer was: bestie, respectfully, ✨ LET ME BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW ✨
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Seeing if Pearl knew how to walk on leash and the answer was: bestie, respectfully, ✨ LET ME BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW ✨
Hi Sharks— I stand before you today asking for $750,000 for my revolutionary new product, which will disrupt the pet industry like never before:
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hi Sharks— I stand before you today asking for $750,000 for my revolutionary new product, which will disrupt the pet industry like never before:
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
meat-flavored vapes for dogs