C.A. Pinkham
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C.A. Pinkham
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him

Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte

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But here are some pictures of the neighborhood where I grew up in DC. If this counts as “no trees or grass” then you are not living in observable reality
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ok I didn’t write that
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This turned out so fucking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why is Mookie Betts making this face constantly rn
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Mark Prior looks like a grizzled longshoreman and what’s funny is he kind of looked like a grizzled longshoreman when he was playing in 2003 even without a beard
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
IM ONTO YOU, JAMES
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Who do you think you’re fooling
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I don’t think they’re actually doing this but god I wish they would
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every conversation with white people in America is just this
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wait is this the porn castle
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
October 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This gets way more use than it should
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This man is a 40 year old professional athlete and he’s still doing this and eating that carb bomb meal before every home game, he is the very definition of Built Different
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't know where this is going to land because a mutual RTed this but...I don't think believing in God actually *is* the core of most religions. Believing in God is more window dressing that decorates what the core actually is.
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sneak preview
October 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I have touched the face of god
October 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How in the world did you even find this 2023 post that nobody even saw in the first place
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Chaos entry:
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Look it’s not that this is good but you can’t tell me it’s not funny
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM