C.A. Pinkham
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
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Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
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Jesus Christ some of you need to stop making me take Jane Coaston’s side in anything
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Jesus Christ some of you need to stop making me take Jane Coaston’s side in anything
I think it’s really important to understand the different types of evil arrayed before us and especially what motivates them and I think that’s something leftists are often incredibly bad at
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think it’s really important to understand the different types of evil arrayed before us and especially what motivates them and I think that’s something leftists are often incredibly bad at
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“Abolish ice” at this point is the conservative position.
Everyone involved in the administration at any level is going to have to be tried for crimes against humanity and dealt with accordingly.
This isn’t going away with elections and we certainly cannot “come together” after this.
Everyone involved in the administration at any level is going to have to be tried for crimes against humanity and dealt with accordingly.
This isn’t going away with elections and we certainly cannot “come together” after this.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“Abolish ice” at this point is the conservative position.
Everyone involved in the administration at any level is going to have to be tried for crimes against humanity and dealt with accordingly.
This isn’t going away with elections and we certainly cannot “come together” after this.
Everyone involved in the administration at any level is going to have to be tried for crimes against humanity and dealt with accordingly.
This isn’t going away with elections and we certainly cannot “come together” after this.
Lol Jesus, dude is going to jail for $12,000?!
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lol Jesus, dude is going to jail for $12,000?!
This is so fucking funny, more teams should find ways to say “fuck you” to their rivals in trades and contracts
Sources: Poison pill blocks Parsons trade to Philly
The trade that sent Micah Parsons from Dallas to Green Bay has a "poison pill" condition that prevents the two-time All-Pro from playing for the Eagles in the immediate future, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is so fucking funny, more teams should find ways to say “fuck you” to their rivals in trades and contracts
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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surely no one has done this yet
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
surely no one has done this yet
Oates is the most feast or famine poster in history
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oates is the most feast or famine poster in history
Genuinely this single issue can be traced to *so many problems* in our society. It’s true everywhere but at least on a vibes level, it feels worse here. Regardless, the ability to admit you were wrong inoculates you against so many downstream problems
basic problem is none of these folks is capable of saying “i was wrong”
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Genuinely this single issue can be traced to *so many problems* in our society. It’s true everywhere but at least on a vibes level, it feels worse here. Regardless, the ability to admit you were wrong inoculates you against so many downstream problems
AHAHAHAHAHAHA PITTSBURGH’S FAILED REPUBLICAN MAYORAL CANDIDATE LIVES TWO BLOCKS FROM ME
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA PITTSBURGH’S FAILED REPUBLICAN MAYORAL CANDIDATE LIVES TWO BLOCKS FROM ME
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This is tipping over into “needs to be in elected office to escape prosecution” terriorty
holy cow, I might actually get a chance to vote against him a third time 😌
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is tipping over into “needs to be in elected office to escape prosecution” terriorty
This is why I loathe zombie media. The post apocalypses like HZD and Stray where literally every human being died as part of their apocalypse are somehow less depressing than anything zombie-related
Even then, I played season 1 once and I’ll never go back to it. It’s just so wildly depressing
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is why I loathe zombie media. The post apocalypses like HZD and Stray where literally every human being died as part of their apocalypse are somehow less depressing than anything zombie-related
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If it had any effect on the plot or it served any overarching purpose re: a central message it would be a totally valid direction but it’s disconnected from everything beyond “THIS WORLD BAD, BAD THING HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD, LOL DEAD KID”
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If it had any effect on the plot or it served any overarching purpose re: a central message it would be a totally valid direction but it’s disconnected from everything beyond “THIS WORLD BAD, BAD THING HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD, LOL DEAD KID”
“The greatest video game story ever told” eat my ass Craig Mazin, you islamophobic piece of shit
It’s so cynical! Like somehow it’s MORE cynical than cyberpunk, which explicitly states “we’re fucked because we’re allowing corporations to run absolutely wild.” Which is at least some kind of actual message!
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“The greatest video game story ever told” eat my ass Craig Mazin, you islamophobic piece of shit
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Such a nasty cynical game.
Also does that stupid bullshit where it tries to make you feel bad for killing enemies the game forces you to kill lol. Just write a book man
Also does that stupid bullshit where it tries to make you feel bad for killing enemies the game forces you to kill lol. Just write a book man
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Such a nasty cynical game.
Also does that stupid bullshit where it tries to make you feel bad for killing enemies the game forces you to kill lol. Just write a book man
Also does that stupid bullshit where it tries to make you feel bad for killing enemies the game forces you to kill lol. Just write a book man
There’s a lot of post apocalyptic franchises with something interesting to say about the world (Stray, Cyberpunk 2077, Half Life 2, Horizon Zero Dawn, even Fallout when it’s on its game), so it’s fitting for our bullshit society than The Last of Us is the one everyone treats as a shining example
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
There’s a lot of post apocalyptic franchises with something interesting to say about the world (Stray, Cyberpunk 2077, Half Life 2, Horizon Zero Dawn, even Fallout when it’s on its game), so it’s fitting for our bullshit society than The Last of Us is the one everyone treats as a shining example
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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the story of this shutdown is that Trump and the Republicans have played the politics significantly worse than Chuck Schumer and folks that's a genuine accomplishment
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the story of this shutdown is that Trump and the Republicans have played the politics significantly worse than Chuck Schumer and folks that's a genuine accomplishment
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
Every single “WELL BUT THE SUBURBS WOULD BE WORSE” reply, I stg, I don’t *like* the suburbs but I would live a thousand years in one before a single fucking week in a small town
That’s great that some of you enjoy living in small towns, I would rather kill myself
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Every single “WELL BUT THE SUBURBS WOULD BE WORSE” reply, I stg, I don’t *like* the suburbs but I would live a thousand years in one before a single fucking week in a small town
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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Nancy Pelosi secretly being queen of the stock market and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vocally opposing elected officials profiting off the stock market feel like intrinsically connected facts that quietly explain their instant bad blood the minute they became House colleagues
There’s a cottage industry of investors who monitor former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s disclosed stock trades, match her every move, and usually make a profit along the way.
That trend will now end in 2027.
That trend will now end in 2027.
Stock traders might miss Pelosi after she retires | CNN Politics
There's a cottage industry of investors who monitor former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's disclosed stock trades, match her every move, and usually make a profit along the way.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Nancy Pelosi secretly being queen of the stock market and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vocally opposing elected officials profiting off the stock market feel like intrinsically connected facts that quietly explain their instant bad blood the minute they became House colleagues