David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjalbertgames.ca
Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! https://s.team/a/1999140
Looking to hire an experienced game dev? I'm open for work! Check out my portfolio: https://davidjalbertgames.ca/portfolio
Looking to hire an experienced game dev? I'm open for work! Check out my portfolio: https://davidjalbertgames.ca/portfolio
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David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjalbertgames.ca
· Aug 22
"Why am I addicted to this shit?" I say, as I keep scrolling.
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A caveat: The important thing is to steer the anger in the right direction. I've met several people who get angry and then start, say, getting addicted to the clout of dunking. That's not good anger. That's just being mean.
Let your anger be the force that empowers you to do good.
Let your anger be the force that empowers you to do good.
This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
January 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
A caveat: The important thing is to steer the anger in the right direction. I've met several people who get angry and then start, say, getting addicted to the clout of dunking. That's not good anger. That's just being mean.
Let your anger be the force that empowers you to do good.
Let your anger be the force that empowers you to do good.
Literally every Linux forum thread ever.
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Literally every Linux forum thread ever.
Honestly? It kinda slaps actually. I'd definitely see that in a cyberpunk kind of game.
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Honestly? It kinda slaps actually. I'd definitely see that in a cyberpunk kind of game.
It's never not going to be funny.
January 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
It's never not going to be funny.
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Man goes to hospital, asks to see the great proctologist Pagliacci
Butt Doctor: I am Pagliacci
Butt Doctor: I am Pagliacci
September 19, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Man goes to hospital, asks to see the great proctologist Pagliacci
Butt Doctor: I am Pagliacci
Butt Doctor: I am Pagliacci
I find myself wanting more and more to visit Brazil these days. Dunno why, no reason.
"Bolsonaro ... is unlikely to appreciate the approved reading list. It includes Brazilian works on Indigenous rights, racism, the environment and the violence meted out by the country’s 1964-85 dictatorship – a regime Bolsonaro openly supported."
Brazil, you're doing amazing. This is inspired.
Brazil, you're doing amazing. This is inspired.
Brazil’s Bolsonaro finds novel way to reduce 27-year sentence: reading books
Former president convicted for coup plot to take advantage of law that knocks four days off jail term for each book read
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I find myself wanting more and more to visit Brazil these days. Dunno why, no reason.
Just to drive home that Extraneum is now verified on Steam Deck, I made a post about it!
Now it's truly official ✨
#indiegame #steamdeck #retrofps #dohashtagsevenworkhere
Now it's truly official ✨
#indiegame #steamdeck #retrofps #dohashtagsevenworkhere
Extraneum - Extraneum is now verified on Steam Deck! - Steam News
Rejoice, Steam Deck owners! Extraneum has been reviewed by the Steam team and is now officially fully compatible with their handheld system. It was before, but now it's for REAL! Enjoy blasting those ...
store.steampowered.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Just to drive home that Extraneum is now verified on Steam Deck, I made a post about it!
Now it's truly official ✨
#indiegame #steamdeck #retrofps #dohashtagsevenworkhere
Now it's truly official ✨
#indiegame #steamdeck #retrofps #dohashtagsevenworkhere
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LFG
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 AM
LFG
I'm extremely good at figuring out how to make more with less, and finding the perfect balance between quality and cost effectiveness. It's never going to be amazing, but it'll always be good enough.
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I'm extremely good at figuring out how to make more with less, and finding the perfect balance between quality and cost effectiveness. It's never going to be amazing, but it'll always be good enough.
I used to love reading Dilbert comics, but then I found out it was not, in fact, satire, and I lost interest.
Anyway RIP DilbertGuy McWhatshisface.
Anyway RIP DilbertGuy McWhatshisface.
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I used to love reading Dilbert comics, but then I found out it was not, in fact, satire, and I lost interest.
Anyway RIP DilbertGuy McWhatshisface.
Anyway RIP DilbertGuy McWhatshisface.
Well hot damn! It sure is a nice surprise to see this in my inbox! It took 15 months (!) but I'll finally be able to officially say that Extraneum is fully playable on the Steam Deck ✨
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Well hot damn! It sure is a nice surprise to see this in my inbox! It took 15 months (!) but I'll finally be able to officially say that Extraneum is fully playable on the Steam Deck ✨
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If you haven't seen it, Bill Watterson gave a speech in 1990 to his alma mater, Kenyon college
Full speech is here and it is absolutely worth your time: www.neil.blog/full-speech-...
This is my favourite part
Full speech is here and it is absolutely worth your time: www.neil.blog/full-speech-...
This is my favourite part
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 AM
If you haven't seen it, Bill Watterson gave a speech in 1990 to his alma mater, Kenyon college
Full speech is here and it is absolutely worth your time: www.neil.blog/full-speech-...
This is my favourite part
Full speech is here and it is absolutely worth your time: www.neil.blog/full-speech-...
This is my favourite part
Well shit, I just learned about that.
It would have been the ONE reason for me to get a Switch 2. But yeah, still ain't happening. One day maybe. 💸
techraptor.net/gaming/news/...
It would have been the ONE reason for me to get a Switch 2. But yeah, still ain't happening. One day maybe. 💸
techraptor.net/gaming/news/...
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Switch 2 Edition and Free Update Coming in January | TechRaptor
Nintendo has announced a Switch 2 Edition upgrade for Animal Crossing: New Horizons, as well as a free update, and they both land in January.
techraptor.net
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Well shit, I just learned about that.
It would have been the ONE reason for me to get a Switch 2. But yeah, still ain't happening. One day maybe. 💸
techraptor.net/gaming/news/...
It would have been the ONE reason for me to get a Switch 2. But yeah, still ain't happening. One day maybe. 💸
techraptor.net/gaming/news/...
Social media is for everyone to talk about everything and without exceptions.
...for better or worse lol.
...for better or worse lol.
Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Social media is for everyone to talk about everything and without exceptions.
...for better or worse lol.
...for better or worse lol.
Think of the most random of random movies you can possibly think of. Got one? Now locate and post a GIF or vid from it. 🎥⁉️🖤
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Think of the most random of random movies you can possibly think of. Got one? Now locate and post a GIF or vid from it. 🎥⁉️🖤
I love that you can actually try it out in the game, too.
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I love that you can actually try it out in the game, too.
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hey so this is blatant false information punishing people for doing the right thing. no, it was not a "grabber". it was a reputable survey site that discord has used previously for limited surveys.
nothing can """grab""" information if you dont provide it, which an anonymous survey didnt ask for.
nothing can """grab""" information if you dont provide it, which an anonymous survey didnt ask for.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
hey so this is blatant false information punishing people for doing the right thing. no, it was not a "grabber". it was a reputable survey site that discord has used previously for limited surveys.
nothing can """grab""" information if you dont provide it, which an anonymous survey didnt ask for.
nothing can """grab""" information if you dont provide it, which an anonymous survey didnt ask for.
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Practice makes perfect
Perfect is the enemy of the good
Good is what Superman does, you're doing well
Wells are full of water
Drink fucking water, idiot
Perfect is the enemy of the good
Good is what Superman does, you're doing well
Wells are full of water
Drink fucking water, idiot
ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
January 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Practice makes perfect
Perfect is the enemy of the good
Good is what Superman does, you're doing well
Wells are full of water
Drink fucking water, idiot
Perfect is the enemy of the good
Good is what Superman does, you're doing well
Wells are full of water
Drink fucking water, idiot
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January 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Also; the stock market is a terrible way to assess a company's actual worth. Nvidia's stock rose by a factor of 10 since 5 years ago. Sure, it'll drop slightly when they seriously fuck up, but it's always temporary and goes back up soon after.
I'm sure Satan Inc. would do great on Wall Street.
I'm sure Satan Inc. would do great on Wall Street.
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Also; the stock market is a terrible way to assess a company's actual worth. Nvidia's stock rose by a factor of 10 since 5 years ago. Sure, it'll drop slightly when they seriously fuck up, but it's always temporary and goes back up soon after.
I'm sure Satan Inc. would do great on Wall Street.
I'm sure Satan Inc. would do great on Wall Street.
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The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass
I'm having kind of a mental breakdown these days, but I'm still working on that plane controller... and reconsidering that pilotwings-like game I gave up on last year.
Have a clip of a fighter plane doing a Immelmann turn.
Have a clip of a fighter plane doing a Immelmann turn.
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I'm having kind of a mental breakdown these days, but I'm still working on that plane controller... and reconsidering that pilotwings-like game I gave up on last year.
Have a clip of a fighter plane doing a Immelmann turn.
Have a clip of a fighter plane doing a Immelmann turn.
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January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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