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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, CA
The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor
The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor
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@jasonv.bsky.social
· Nov 17
My update to a classic cartoon, with apologies to the original artist Alex Norris of webcomicname.com
Me, emailing the DSA volunteer in charge of keeping "The Gulag List": Hey Brian, sorry to bother you on Thanksgiving
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Me, emailing the DSA volunteer in charge of keeping "The Gulag List": Hey Brian, sorry to bother you on Thanksgiving
Look out Busta! He's right behind you!
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Look out Busta! He's right behind you!
Hoda: You could actually fit 65 real black bears inside the Smokey The Bear balloon
Me, Co-Hosting The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade For Some Reason: let's do it
Me, Co-Hosting The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade For Some Reason: let's do it
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hoda: You could actually fit 65 real black bears inside the Smokey The Bear balloon
Me, Co-Hosting The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade For Some Reason: let's do it
Me, Co-Hosting The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade For Some Reason: let's do it
I'm thankful for Cynthia Erivo dressed up like a Dick Tracy villain
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'm thankful for Cynthia Erivo dressed up like a Dick Tracy villain
watching the Westminster dog show with my dog
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
watching the Westminster dog show with my dog
Fuck this dog in particular.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fuck this dog in particular.
Watching the Westminster Dog Show and picking one of the dogs at random to be mad at
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Watching the Westminster Dog Show and picking one of the dogs at random to be mad at
honestly it's been a great day for music on television
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
honestly it's been a great day for music on television
Like, I promise you, if I'm taking a screenshot of your streaming movie it is 100% so I can generate buzz and memes about your movie and get other people to watch it. I'm not gonna pirate your movie by taking 65,000 screenshots and making my own soundtrack for it later
ALERT: To respect centuries of tradition, today I shall be watching the dog show and renaming all the dogs. (Peacock won't let me take screenshots so I am literally taking pictures of my television. WHY DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS, PEACOCK?)
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Like, I promise you, if I'm taking a screenshot of your streaming movie it is 100% so I can generate buzz and memes about your movie and get other people to watch it. I'm not gonna pirate your movie by taking 65,000 screenshots and making my own soundtrack for it later
I want to share fun panels from Girl Comics (1949) but Hoopla won't let you take screenshots of books you've checked out from the library (in case you were planning to pirate a book you got from the library by taking 400 screenshots) so now I have to take photos of my iPad like an animal
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I want to share fun panels from Girl Comics (1949) but Hoopla won't let you take screenshots of books you've checked out from the library (in case you were planning to pirate a book you got from the library by taking 400 screenshots) so now I have to take photos of my iPad like an animal
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this is the inspiration for those ads they show before AMC movies
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
this is the inspiration for those ads they show before AMC movies
I’m not sure what this platform can do to make it more enjoyable, but I’m definitely not enjoying whatever pile-on is taking place right now in my notifications and I’m also not really sure how I could make it stop.
Is this platform still massively against Scams or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m not sure what this platform can do to make it more enjoyable, but I’m definitely not enjoying whatever pile-on is taking place right now in my notifications and I’m also not really sure how I could make it stop.
death comes for us all
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
death comes for us all
TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONG DOING
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONG DOING
can't believe I thought this guy was cool
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
can't believe I thought this guy was cool
Is this platform still massively against Scams or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Is this platform still massively against Scams or has it moved more towards acceptance?
Getting all my fiber from these sodas
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Getting all my fiber from these sodas
inviting a girl over, and convincing her to watch Paddington 2
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
inviting a girl over, and convincing her to watch Paddington 2
...that's not a good code name
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
...that's not a good code name