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@jasonv.bsky.social
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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, CA

The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor
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my dog is the real best in show, but he chooses not to compete
My adorable dog he's got long black hair and a friendly disposition. He's got the best dna from 12 different types of dog. He's lounging on the astroturf in firing of my hammock in the shade
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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every girl's dream
A blond bombshell on a date at a baseball game says OH, I'M HOARSE FROM SHOUTING! AND I'M NOT EVEN A BASE-BALL FAN-- I'M JUST HAVING FUN! and a generic replacement-level man in an orange plaid suit like Two-Face used to wear says THAT MAKES ME FEEL GREAT, CONNIE, BECAUSE I INTEND TO MONOPOLIZE ALL YOUR TIME DOWN TO THE LAST SECOND!
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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this line works
A panel from Girl Comics (1950) where a Ken type tells a model I'VE STARED OPEN-MOUTHED AT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT I NEVER DARED THINK YOU COULD BE SO LOVELY IN PERSON, SO FORGIVE ME, BUT HERE I AM, OPEN-MOUTHED AGAIN! and instead of macing him she says YOU'LL CATCH A LOT OF FLIES THAT WAY IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL!
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Don't worry, it's just for trains
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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A panel from Girl Comics (1949-1951) where a Bettie Page type says YOU COULD DESIGN A BRIDGE?...BUT YOU'RE NOT AN ENGINEER, BRUCE! and the Bruce says I'M A BETTER ENGINEER THAN YOUR STUFFED SHIRT FATHER IS A RAILROAD PRESIDENT/ANYWAY, WHY SHOULD I WANT TO HELP THE OLD GOAT? and he exhales cigarette smoke from his nostrils in a weird way, like two upside down smokestacks
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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we use real chicken
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Promise!
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM