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JVG 骨
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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, CA

The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor
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Pecan pie, I want
a 1981 Yoplait Star Wars card I just won on eBay for $8.01 ft an airbrushed on the side of a van style painting of Yoda and Yoda looks high af I'm talking back for more olives high
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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This is what happens when you download an mp3
In this panel from Girls Comics (1949-1951) a woman in a prison is hit by a beam of sunlight and says NO MATTER WHAT MADE ME DO IT... I REALIZE NOW HOW TERRIBLY WRONG I WAS! BIT BY BIT I WAS SELLING AWAY THE FREEDOM OF AMERICA... A FREEDOM UNEQUAL IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! I WAS SENTENCED TO FIVE YEARS FOR CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT ESPIONAGE... IMPRISONMENT IS TEACHING ME THE TRUE VALUE OF FREEDOM!
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Look out Busta! He's right behind you!
Busta Rhymes rapping in front of maniacal looking ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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my dog is the real best in show, but he chooses not to compete
My adorable dog he's got long black hair and a friendly disposition. He's got the best dna from 12 different types of dog. He's lounging on the astroturf in firing of my hammock in the shade
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I'm thankful for Cynthia Erivo dressed up like a Dick Tracy villain
Cynthia Erivo singing beautifully and dressed for the part in a purple furry trenchcoat, turtleneck, and fedora with a feather at the Macy's parade
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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watching the Westminster dog show with my dog
Leo DiCaprio points to himself on television in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Fuck this dog in particular.
Photo of a "Japanese Chin" dog from a 2023 NYT article - it's a terrier but their hair is windswept and their face is smug https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/10/style/westminster-dog-show-photos.html
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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every girl's dream
A blond bombshell on a date at a baseball game says OH, I'M HOARSE FROM SHOUTING! AND I'M NOT EVEN A BASE-BALL FAN-- I'M JUST HAVING FUN! and a generic replacement-level man in an orange plaid suit like Two-Face used to wear says THAT MAKES ME FEEL GREAT, CONNIE, BECAUSE I INTEND TO MONOPOLIZE ALL YOUR TIME DOWN TO THE LAST SECOND!
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Watching the Westminster Dog Show and picking one of the dogs at random to be mad at
An audience boos a baby in an I Think You Should Leave sketch, yelling FUCK YOU, HARLEY JARVIS!
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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this line works
A panel from Girl Comics (1950) where a Ken type tells a model I'VE STARED OPEN-MOUTHED AT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT I NEVER DARED THINK YOU COULD BE SO LOVELY IN PERSON, SO FORGIVE ME, BUT HERE I AM, OPEN-MOUTHED AGAIN! and instead of macing him she says YOU'LL CATCH A LOT OF FLIES THAT WAY IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL!
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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A panel from Girl Comics (1949-1951) where a Bettie Page type says YOU COULD DESIGN A BRIDGE?...BUT YOU'RE NOT AN ENGINEER, BRUCE! and the Bruce says I'M A BETTER ENGINEER THAN YOUR STUFFED SHIRT FATHER IS A RAILROAD PRESIDENT/ANYWAY, WHY SHOULD I WANT TO HELP THE OLD GOAT? and he exhales cigarette smoke from his nostrils in a weird way, like two upside down smokestacks
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I want to share fun panels from Girl Comics (1949) but Hoopla won't let you take screenshots of books you've checked out from the library (in case you were planning to pirate a book you got from the library by taking 400 screenshots) so now I have to take photos of my iPad like an animal
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Panel drawn by Al Hartley from Girl Comics #1 (Marvel/Atlas, 1949) A woman says SO THAT'S WHY YOU TOOK ME OUT! THAT'S WHY YOU TRIED TO MAKE LOVE TO ME! and a man grabs her by both shoulders and says NO, TANYA! MY LOVE FOR YOU IS MY OWN IDEA! IT STARTED AS AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR HOME TOWN, BUT IT'S DIFFERENT NOW! I DO LOVE YOU! THAT IS SOMETHING THAT CONCERNS ONLY YOU AND ME!
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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this is the inspiration for those ads they show before AMC movies
A panel from Girl Comics #1 (1949) of a glamorous man and woman eating at an outdoor cafe and the man says "let's go to the cinema tonight -- the picture sounds good!" and the woman says "let's!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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But they were purpose-built to help institutions capture upside in the most performant blockchain network!
Google result for Upexi.Com Upexi https://www.upexi.com Upexi We are the leading Solana-focused treasury company, purpose-built to help institutions capture upside in the most performant blockchain network in crypto.
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Mr Show sketch where a grocery store has to run ads rebutting the accusation that they don't have any apples, reads: We've Got Apples! The Fairsley Difference!
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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death comes for us all
A brown cardboard box at a library bookstore marked VINTAGE DVDs in black sharpie
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONG DOING
Facebook post from Campbell's Soup saying the soup is made from good ingredients and is safe to eat. They are proud of the soup, quote: Campbell's. 2h Follow The statements in the recording do not represent Campbell's views and the person who made them is no longer with the company. We un... See more Campbell's We're proud of the food we make and the high-quality ingredients we use. Our soups are made with 100% real, antibiotic-free chicken from the U.S. We're thankful for the millions of people who buy and enjoy our food. For more than 150 years, we've made food that we serve at our own tables, and we'll continue to do so for everyone who invites us into their homes. We use quality ingredients and real chicken - always.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I touched grass
Giant bright red & orange fly agaric mushroom like a Smurf would live in, next to a large pinecone in the grass
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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It's the guys from the American chopper show meme where two guys yell at each other and one of them throws a chair and the captions are about the DC Comics character named "Codename: Assassin" from the 1970's comic book To wit: YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR CODENAME "ASSASSIN" BUT I AM AN ASSASSIN! <throwing a chair> THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT A GOOD CODENAME!
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Getting all my fiber from these sodas
Poppi brand prebiotic grape soda with like 11% of the rda for fiber
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Geordi shakes his head NO at "GenAi" but points approvingly at "Hentai"
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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It's the guys from the American chopper show meme where two guys yell at each other and one of them throws a chair and the captions are CODENAME: ASSASSIN YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR CODENAME "ASSASSIN" BUT I AM AN ASSASSIN! THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT A GOOD CODENAME! THAT'S WHY MY CODENAME IS "CODENAME: ASSASSIN
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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...that's not a good code name
DC comic form the 70's First Issue Special #11 called CODE NAME: ASSASSIN
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Don't worry, they let me back on to Facebook. Good thing too, because my notifications are blowing up over there!
Every day I get 1 notification on Facebook that says I have memories to look back on today: Notifications ... Earlier You have memories to look back on today. ... f 9h You have memories to look back on today. ... f1d You have memories to look back on today. ... f2d f You have memories to look back on today. ... 3d
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM