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Michael Paulauski♨️
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I lose brain cells so you don't have to. Devops Galore. DemSoc liking anarchism. Antifascist. BLM/Abolish the Police. Views are mine, not employer’s. He/him
Pinned
Brigaders mass reported my account and Bluesky labeled it.

Spread the word and let people know how to turn it off.

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go to moderation settings, Bluesky official moderation service, scroll down to “rude,” turn it off
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Just workshopped this with my dad and we came up with:

Did you hear Kristi Noem gave Cory Lewandowski a new job? he’s undersecretary now. Before, he was on top!
a shame to let this @robgeorge.bsky.social post languish on another platform.
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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That’s because you have developed a pathological antipathy to Democrats
I’d personally characterize this position as pro-ICE. Rein in can mean a lot of things, to downsize or narrow authority—certainly “training”—but given the very popular demand to dismantle it entirely, this framing suggests that all people really want is for Democrats to “control” ICE.
This is why there must be a full, independent investigation of every incident that ICE has been involved in. DHS and this administration cannot be trusted to carry out investigations on their own.

And it’s why Democrats are fighting to rein in ICE.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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deeply relatable tbh

"i want to do the thing, why am i not doing the thing. let me do the thing. i haven't done the thing. why haven't i done the thing?"

poor dude (gender-neutral sense) has executive dysfunction
Following Ed's thread, I decided to just, y'know, poke the thing.

And I accidentally gave it enough of a existential crisis to break tool calls, or at least fake? breaking tool calls.

These things are deeply weird.
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Uh huh
I dont exactly take kindly to Ukrainians stabbing us in the back and betraying the American constitution
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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lol, lmao. Do we even need to run the Ukraine test too?
February 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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This dude is a ZOGposter
February 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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this discourse is so funny bc Luígi was an incoherent dirtbag centrist who loves Musk
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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So did Luigi killing that guy change anything? Did united health change their policies? did they change their rates? Or did Luigi just kill someone and you are celebrating violence as justice itself? if so, that's a fundamentally right-wing and fascist belief system and not leftist at all
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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You are using an image from the Westborough Baptist Church, so you’ll forgive me if I find your politics incoherent
Liberals are too chickenshit to stand up to fascism. Thats what makes them liberals.

Leftists on the other hand...
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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this genre of post is dumb but also over the last ~25 years the only place the non-Trump USG Administrations haven't more or less held to the general ideals of the RBIO (we need a better term) is the Middle East
we never had a rules-based order
it was always global white supremacy
February 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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People have missed this but its fundamentally true! Look at how Biden helped foil the Brazillian coup!
this genre of post is dumb but also over the last ~25 years the only place the non-Trump USG Administrations haven't more or less held to the general ideals of the RBIO (we need a better term) is the Middle East
we never had a rules-based order
it was always global white supremacy
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Yeah like explicitly saying “I don’t need the legislature to make law” is declaring the constitution void
“whether approved by Congress or not” is the latest GIANT RED BLINKING INDICATOR LAMP!

Trump et al Regime continues Trump’s decade long practice of discounting election results he disliked…

…& continues building grounds for interference & claimed fraud yada yada.
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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fox news racism but leftistly was always where this was gonna end up
Hey Cameron just fyi after the Dems finish throwing LGBT people under the bus they're going to turn on black people. All this shucking and jiving isn't going to save you.
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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a condégandist
It's simple, just be a propagandist for Condé Nast.
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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you're telling me the median voter isn't a professor who is impressed with my precocious ability to find nuance and contradiction in seemingly straightforward assertions of common opinion? and you're laughing?
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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bluesky is a really good place to encounter people who don't know the difference between "that would be a smart thing to say during a class discussion at a liberal arts school" and "that is good political rhetoric"
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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I'm sure INDOPACOM is looking forward to having not a single missile left in inventory for China.
February 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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This is not charitable of me but the people who need to see a second person creative writing prompt full of misery porn to understand it’s bad when our policy makes kids die, I don’t know that those people are reachable by this means either.
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Me every single time an edgelord makes these kinds of demands:
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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People on Bluesky will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, establishing a vanguard of the proletariat" and then not establish a vanguard
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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“The hypocrisy of liberals, claiming universal values while in reality presiding over an order underpinned by implicit violence”

*provokes libs*

“ahhh no they made the violence explicit fuck”
"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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this is such bad faith reading because Schumer isn't saying 100% of what they want, HE MUST BE LYING TO DO HIS SECRET EVIL IDEA OF SAVING THE ICE
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM