Lux 🍂 Alptraum
@luxalptraum.com
Journalist, author, podcaster, bon vivant. Literally OCD (F42.2!). She/her
לפעמים אני כותבת בעברית כי אני לומדת עברית ורוצה להשתפר. תיקונים מדוברי עברית תמיד מוערכים. היא
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לפעמים אני כותבת בעברית כי אני לומדת עברית ורוצה להשתפר. תיקונים מדוברי עברית תמיד מוערכים. היא
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Okay so another thing about my Harley Quinn rewatch is Socialist Joker Elected Mayor has a different vibe in the Mamdani era
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Okay so another thing about my Harley Quinn rewatch is Socialist Joker Elected Mayor has a different vibe in the Mamdani era
West Elm calling this “Deli Favorites” and not “Ashkenazi Food” is ending me
Deli Favorites Stoneware Dinnerware Collection
KEY DETAILS
6.5
www.westelm.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
West Elm calling this “Deli Favorites” and not “Ashkenazi Food” is ending me
Praaaaaaaaaise me for putting so much work into this stupid pun
Well that’s done!
I think I want to make the background ornate; maybe I’ll do some vines and leaves with the green beads I have. But that’s a question for future me!
I think I want to make the background ornate; maybe I’ll do some vines and leaves with the green beads I have. But that’s a question for future me!
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Praaaaaaaaaise me for putting so much work into this stupid pun
Hey if you want some Chanuka gifts/cards that support Palestinians, have I got an online shop for you www.etsy.com/shop/GiftsOf...
www.etsy.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hey if you want some Chanuka gifts/cards that support Palestinians, have I got an online shop for you www.etsy.com/shop/GiftsOf...
When am I getting my Anthropic money
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When am I getting my Anthropic money
Harley Quinn S3 kicking off with the gals going on an “Eat, Bang, Kill” tour really hits different when you know about Liz Gilbert’s relationship with Rayya Elias
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Harley Quinn S3 kicking off with the gals going on an “Eat, Bang, Kill” tour really hits different when you know about Liz Gilbert’s relationship with Rayya Elias
One of the things that has been really fascinating over the past twenty years is seeing how many TV writers know that roller derby is a thing and want their characters to play it but have zero desire to learn anything about how the game is played or what modern leagues are like.
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
One of the things that has been really fascinating over the past twenty years is seeing how many TV writers know that roller derby is a thing and want their characters to play it but have zero desire to learn anything about how the game is played or what modern leagues are like.
So a couple of weeks ago I fixed my flutter kick and found myself getting slower over the course of a practice even as I was more efficiently moving through the water. It was bumming me out until I realized I’m working all these new muscles and it’s exhausting my body.
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So a couple of weeks ago I fixed my flutter kick and found myself getting slower over the course of a practice even as I was more efficiently moving through the water. It was bumming me out until I realized I’m working all these new muscles and it’s exhausting my body.
“#1 selling AI glasses” is a bit of a meaningless phrase, no?
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
“#1 selling AI glasses” is a bit of a meaningless phrase, no?
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Once again, I'm speaking to you from the heart of Gaza, a place of sorrow. I'm still struggling every day to protect my family. Our goal today is to raise €300 to secure our weekly food. My friends, your support is the hope that keeps us going.
Support us
gofund.me/a0a540b8
@mommunism.bsky.social
Support us
gofund.me/a0a540b8
@mommunism.bsky.social
Donate to Bring hope back to Saed and his family after the war, organized by Marina Reilly
Dear Comrade,
From beneath the rubble… I write my story!
I … Marina Reilly needs your support for Bring hope back to Saed and his family after the war
gofund.me
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Once again, I'm speaking to you from the heart of Gaza, a place of sorrow. I'm still struggling every day to protect my family. Our goal today is to raise €300 to secure our weekly food. My friends, your support is the hope that keeps us going.
Support us
gofund.me/a0a540b8
@mommunism.bsky.social
Support us
gofund.me/a0a540b8
@mommunism.bsky.social
ביקשתי מאחיינית שלי לאפות איתי מאפינס, ובהתחלה היא סירבה, אבל בסוף שכנעתי אותה. ובכל מקרה, כולם פה אוהבים אותם.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ביקשתי מאחיינית שלי לאפות איתי מאפינס, ובהתחלה היא סירבה, אבל בסוף שכנעתי אותה. ובכל מקרה, כולם פה אוהבים אותם.
I saw someone post about OU putting a professor on leave and my first thought was “the Orthodox Union has professors on staff?”
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I saw someone post about OU putting a professor on leave and my first thought was “the Orthodox Union has professors on staff?”
יש קיידן, קווין, וקייסי בגרופצ'אט שלי, ובאנגלית השמות האלה שונים מאוד, אבל בעברית אני תמיד מתבלבלת. (יש כמה שמות בעברית בטלופון שלי כדי לעזור לי לתרגל)
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
יש קיידן, קווין, וקייסי בגרופצ'אט שלי, ובאנגלית השמות האלה שונים מאוד, אבל בעברית אני תמיד מתבלבלת. (יש כמה שמות בעברית בטלופון שלי כדי לעזור לי לתרגל)
Extremely weird to me to see Gen Alpha dressed like 90s ravers
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Extremely weird to me to see Gen Alpha dressed like 90s ravers
What is the origin of the trope of “oh hey, I didn’t see you there” as an opener in educational videos? Anyone know?
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
What is the origin of the trope of “oh hey, I didn’t see you there” as an opener in educational videos? Anyone know?
If you’ll allow me a moment of vanity I actually really like the way my Poison Ivy turned out here (the Harley is just okay)
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you’ll allow me a moment of vanity I actually really like the way my Poison Ivy turned out here (the Harley is just okay)
עזרה! רוצה לצאת מהמיטה אבל יש עליי חתולה. #פידחתולים
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
עזרה! רוצה לצאת מהמיטה אבל יש עליי חתולה. #פידחתולים
Abraham Lincoln, famously the Confederacy’s biggest fan
They're not hiding it, folks—straight up neo-Nazi advertising, from the font to the language to the 11 stars for the Confederacy. Then you have the DHS openly using white nationalist language of "remigrate", which means ethnic cleansing.
This is who MAGA is now.
This is who MAGA is now.
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Abraham Lincoln, famously the Confederacy’s biggest fan
Maybe a decade ago I was brought on as a consultant at a SV company you have heard of and they added me to their Slack but then after a month they put the project on indefinite hiatus and as far as I could tell I was booted from Slack but now I’m getting emails telling me to set up 2FA there?
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Maybe a decade ago I was brought on as a consultant at a SV company you have heard of and they added me to their Slack but then after a month they put the project on indefinite hiatus and as far as I could tell I was booted from Slack but now I’m getting emails telling me to set up 2FA there?
לפעמים כשני קוראת משהו פה אני מבינה את כל המילים אבל עדיין לא מבינה את המשפט כי אין לי את אותן ה cultural references
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
לפעמים כשני קוראת משהו פה אני מבינה את כל המילים אבל עדיין לא מבינה את המשפט כי אין לי את אותן ה cultural references
The advice you get when you’ve been single for a long time and would like a partner is so wild, like, you should put yourself out there but also love comes to people who aren’t looking for it and just have a social life and you’ll find someone but make sure you go somewhere where you’ll find singles
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The advice you get when you’ve been single for a long time and would like a partner is so wild, like, you should put yourself out there but also love comes to people who aren’t looking for it and just have a social life and you’ll find someone but make sure you go somewhere where you’ll find singles
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My appeal is humanitarian. I am Saed Al-Madhoun 27 years old currently living in Gaza. I survived death but I am now lost and my future is ruined. I am searching for any way to leave Gaza and start my life anew. Please help me. 😔
WhatsApp: +972 59 529 8116 📞
My story to help: 👇🏽
gofund.me/a0a540b8
WhatsApp: +972 59 529 8116 📞
My story to help: 👇🏽
gofund.me/a0a540b8
Donate to Bring hope back to Saed and his family after the war, organized by Marina Reilly
Dear Comrade,
From beneath the rubble… I write my story!
I … Marina Reilly needs your support for Bring hope back to Saed and his family after the war
gofund.me
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My appeal is humanitarian. I am Saed Al-Madhoun 27 years old currently living in Gaza. I survived death but I am now lost and my future is ruined. I am searching for any way to leave Gaza and start my life anew. Please help me. 😔
WhatsApp: +972 59 529 8116 📞
My story to help: 👇🏽
gofund.me/a0a540b8
WhatsApp: +972 59 529 8116 📞
My story to help: 👇🏽
gofund.me/a0a540b8
Hilariously there is a split where the diaspora likes קינמון and the Israelis like סינמון
Guys is it funnier to do סינמון and retain the aural similarity to סימן even though it’s an English word transliterated into Hebrew or do קינמון and have it sound slightly less like סימן but be a real word? (Yes this is my next embroidery)
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Hilariously there is a split where the diaspora likes קינמון and the Israelis like סינמון
Many people have noted that while mermaids are sexy there is no obvious way to have something akin to hetero intercourse but you know who solves that? A mermaid where the bottom half is an octopus.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Many people have noted that while mermaids are sexy there is no obvious way to have something akin to hetero intercourse but you know who solves that? A mermaid where the bottom half is an octopus.