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David Leigh Roth
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Isn’t it about time that we stopped asking stupid, rhetorical questions?

"Best viewed from a distance. A pillock" - Gary Oldman

https://theblue.report
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Bluesky really needs an diet button
It's really not
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The downhill skiing drone view in the Olympics is pretty cool, but can they do something so that it doesn’t sound like a horde of shrieking banshees?
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Suck it Bon Jovi - all of NJ
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Just caught the William Shatner Super Bowl commercial for Raisin Bran and it’s nowhere as good as the old Kmart ship your pants riff youtu.be/kf6wg-FjVfM?...
William Shatner - Kellogg’s Raisin Bran (Super Bowl 2026) 'Will Shat'
YouTube video by QuirkyFilms
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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First trailer for David Fincher's 'The Adventures of Cliff Booth' starring Brad Pitt

Coming soon to Netflix
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
A happy Superb Owl to those that celebrate
Ever seen owl legs?
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Oh thank God. Someone finally did a deep dive into the complex world of...shower curtains.
The humble shower curtain is an unexpectedly high-impact item when it comes to the look of your bathroom. We spent 45 hours researching and testing 24 shower curtains, and we came away with five that we love. nyti.ms/4tDpllB
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Um that’s Christopher Nolan
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Just caught the William Shatner Super Bowl commercial for Raisin Bran and it’s nowhere as good as the old Kmart ship your pants riff youtu.be/kf6wg-FjVfM?...
William Shatner - Kellogg’s Raisin Bran (Super Bowl 2026) 'Will Shat'
YouTube video by QuirkyFilms
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Fcking cancer man. 47
Brad Arnold, the founder and lead singer of 3 Doors Down, the hard-rock band known for its early 2000s hit songs like “Kryptonite” and “Here Without You,” died on Saturday. He was 47.
Brad Arnold, Rocker Who Fronted 3 Doors Down, Dies at 47
He wrote the band’s breakout hit, “Kryptonite,” in a high school math class, and would go on to be nominated for three Grammy Awards.
nyti.ms
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It appears as if the downhill skiers in this Winter Olympics are required to outrun drones
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
This is how your email finds me (in NJ)
February 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Super Bowl commercials haven't been as funny or weird as they were back in the 90s. So here's a few of my favorites...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJlI...
Outpost.com - Gerbils - TV commercial
YouTube video by thwartd
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
What ChatGPT gives you when you ask for a pic of a llama
This is Kinako. She is a phenomenally proportioned pup proving that bulbous is beautiful. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: nao77001048)
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Hearing that the crypto market is in the toilet is like hearing the snake oil salesman has cancer
February 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Don’t get your hopes up for your ride to school kids
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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why are all the epstein files PDFs? what did adobe know, and when?
February 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Good
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
They made Sam Neil look like Andy Bernard from The Office
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Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Oh the irony that the strength of the prescription of my cheap reading glasses is printed on the frame in a font so small that I need a second pair of reading glasses to see it
February 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
No Ted Nugent or Lee Greenwood? What is this world coming too?

Side note, til that Lee Greenwood’s real first name is Melvin 😂
A real who's who, in that I don't know who most of them are
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My favorite part of this review might be at the end.

“But the fun’s not infectious and the guests are a nightmare, and two hours of Melania feels like pure, endless hell.”
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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FYI, Kristi Noem’s full
initials are K.L.A.N.
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM