Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
pros of NATO:
-prevents world war 3
cons of NATO:
-not allowed to rename Greenland to Redwhiteblueland
-prevents world war 3
cons of NATO:
-not allowed to rename Greenland to Redwhiteblueland
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
pros of NATO:
-prevents world war 3
cons of NATO:
-not allowed to rename Greenland to Redwhiteblueland
-prevents world war 3
cons of NATO:
-not allowed to rename Greenland to Redwhiteblueland
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
Block instantly.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Block instantly.
R.I.P. in piss, Alamo drafthouse and whatever private equity company owns it
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
R.I.P. in piss, Alamo drafthouse and whatever private equity company owns it
someone regifting their nobel peace prize to trump is genuinely hilarious, i can't be angry at this news, it's too funny, i'm crying laughing
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
someone regifting their nobel peace prize to trump is genuinely hilarious, i can't be angry at this news, it's too funny, i'm crying laughing
this statement is directly plagiarized from a Rick Grimes speech from AMC's The Walking Dead, shame on you
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
this statement is directly plagiarized from a Rick Grimes speech from AMC's The Walking Dead, shame on you
2026 has me feeling like this random guy in Independence Day who is for some reason going to work during the alien apocalypse
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
2026 has me feeling like this random guy in Independence Day who is for some reason going to work during the alien apocalypse
can you hear me now
Verizon customers nationwide left unable to text and call after massive network outage
Verizon customers nationwide left unable to text and call after massive network outage
Users in major cities including New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Boston and Washington, DC, reported total signal loss, failed calls and dead data connections, according to Downdetector.
nypost.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
can you hear me now
Scott Adams will be remembered for his famous comic Dilbert by some, but most will remember him for this:
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Scott Adams will be remembered for his famous comic Dilbert by some, but most will remember him for this:
I will not return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I will not return in Avengers: Doomsday
RIP Scott Adams, thank you for doing a guest comic for us that one time
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
RIP Scott Adams, thank you for doing a guest comic for us that one time
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
me walking into Fogo de Chão
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
me walking into Fogo de Chão
this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
lol a full 50% of the new Stranger Things season runtime is characters grabbing random items off a table and explaining the Big Plan to each other
January 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
lol a full 50% of the new Stranger Things season runtime is characters grabbing random items off a table and explaining the Big Plan to each other
25% tariffs on Obama for making a nuclear deal with iran
BREAKING: Trump has announced that, effective immediately, any country doing business with the Islamic Republican of Iran will pay a tariff of 25% on any and all business done with the United States.
January 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
25% tariffs on Obama for making a nuclear deal with iran
fuck around and find out? ha ha.. skill issue, my friedn. i regularly find out w/o fucking around at all
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
fuck around and find out? ha ha.. skill issue, my friedn. i regularly find out w/o fucking around at all
a sad update: I've received my maximum lifetime number of emails, and won't be replying to any anymore. I'm out of the email business.
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
a sad update: I've received my maximum lifetime number of emails, and won't be replying to any anymore. I'm out of the email business.
vegans will act all morally superior and then turn around and eat a baby carrot
January 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
vegans will act all morally superior and then turn around and eat a baby carrot