Dalassa
dalassa.bsky.social
Dalassa
@dalassa.bsky.social
Accidental Pharisee defender. Thinks hedgehogs are cute.
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I am making a thread of the beginnings of all the chapters of the Pharisee’s Wife so it’s easier to find.
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It’s very bleak that there’s so much debate over if single or double staired buildings are safer when the pressing fire safety issue really seems to be that we keep cladding buildings with a mixture of dry kindling and jet fuel
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m sure there are plenty of people on my blocklist who think I put them there for their principled anti-Zionism.

While they will never believe me that’s not it. It’s phrases like “jew animals” and similar things.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
After hours I finally have the joke:

Cancum
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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So I'm pretty sure a three star knows that an order to strike alleged combatants who are hors de combat is facially illegal, in case anyone's still having any hangups on whether Bradley needs to be in the dock after this
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Trump has done so many worse things that tear down the East Wing of the White House but each time I'm reminded of it I revert to WTAF fuck mode and think he !!!!demolished the East Wing of the White House!!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is a clear war crime

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hors_de...
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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it's important for children to learn about deep time, the inevitability of loss, and the end of all things.
If you loved THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE, then you'll love its action-packed sequel, PRINCE CASPIAN! The Pevensie children are back, even Edmund, but what about all your favorite friends: Mr. Tumnus, the Beavers, the friendly giant? Well, they've been dead for a thousand years. Sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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A genuinely fascinating look at what happens when a leading politician both has their brain rotted by RETVRN/Deus Vult far-right Twitter shitposters and possesses intellectual pretensions which far exceed their willingness to spend literally five minutes reading about anything
It's not hard to make an anti-modern welfare state argument that is steeped in Christian thought! I don't believe in *either* and yet I could do it. 'There was no welfare state in Roman times' is not it!
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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To describe the Roman Empire as an entity without either a state or welfare would be an unacceptably poor answer from a Year 8 Latin student
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
No, I don’t think any of that is true.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Superman takes place in Metropolis, dummies
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My expression got increasingly horrified while reading this.
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Every variation of blood-libel/Satanic baby-killerism is a permission structure employed to allow, endorse, and ultimately *require* the sinful behavior that is the cause of its adherents' anxiety.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trying out a new soup
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother’s house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Our government is disappearing people and subjecting their families to unimaginable terror.
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I have made a regrettable choice
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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also bitch lol "we would feel differently about NATO if one of the founding members didn't ethnically cleanse us"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hol...
The Holocaust - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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in fact, earlier this year, when German soldiers arrived in Vilnius, for the first time in the entire history of my entire bloodline going back to the 13th century, I regarded that as a great geopolitical achievement
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Germany not being at war with Germany is imo one of the biggest German achievements of the last 150 years.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM