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Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
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Smartass. Current Wisconsinite. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · Jan 10
Gonna start a running list of things Americans absolutely do NOT understand, but have strong opinions about anyway:
-federal gov’t
-state gov’t
-the economy
-freedom of speech
-well regulated militia
-climate change
-insurance
-immunology
-immigration

I anticipate dying before I finish.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 5h
I know a lot of people have talked about this article, but please--read this shit. These people are vile, depraved bigots and need to be kept as far the fuck away from any kind of power as possible.

And everyone should treat them like they belong in leper colonies.
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 5h
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 6h
Seems like they were not, in fact, Built for Fall.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 6h
It's good to see her actual words and it becomes immediately obvious that this VERY important lawyer never has.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 6h
Not for nothing, but "assaulting an officer" is a felony, and regular people get charged with that for spitting AT them.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 6h
She had another cup of ambition (laudatory).
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 8h
For those of you unaware:
Lead–crime hypothesis - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 8h
This (along with all the roids) explains SO MUCH about fuckin' cop behavior (as well as general shithead aggro bro behavior in general).
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 10h
I don't think these freaks even know about the Palestinian connection. That would require them learning something new.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 10h
Well I certainly fell for yours.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 13h
This mistakenly assumes that these cockholes have ever apologized for anything before.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 14h
This story ends with some of the first concrete indications right wing extremists are responding to DHS' ICE recruitment drive. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/in-the-...
In the New Trump Era, the Proud Boys Are ‘Not Apologizing Anymore’
To hear him tell it, Gavin McInnes’ recent return to the site...
talkingpointsmemo.com
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Sam Brunson @smbrnsn.bsky.social · 15h
Sigh.

Anyway, clearly these two responses are nonsensical and stupid.

Start with the obvious: the Pope doesn't say that money is evil. Rather, he says the accumulation of wealth, combined with indifference to the poor, is evil. 1/
Two responses to this piece: And yet Catholics still overwhelmingly love Trump in America Also: maybe the church can stop asking for money and sell off their ectravagant art and palaces if they feel money is evil. LOL. Does he mention how much his church is worth.
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Sam Brunson @smbrnsn.bsky.social · 15h
But also, Catholics overwhelmingly love Trump in the US? That's not what Pew says. White Catholics approve of him by 51-49. Hispanic Catholics disapprove 73-26. And on net, only 42% of Catholics approve of Trump's handling of the presidency. 3/
Poll of Trump support by religion. Relevant numbers in skeet.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 15h
I almost got ran over in an intersection with my little dog when we had a walk sign just a few moments ago because a fucking cop from the next town over is apparently too important to wait to get to the fucking doughnut shop or to his hooker or whatever.

Prick even gave ME the finger.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 15h
Mike Johnson: Fuck them clergy.

PLEASE STOP CALLING THESE ASSHOLES "CHRISTIAN."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents?

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
"Charlie Brown had hoes."
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TheFinnigans @finnigans.bsky.social · 1d
Yes. Modern day Political terrorism was started by the Zionists by the bombing of the King David Hotel in July 1946
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
The "Charlie Brown had hoes" version of international power theory.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
When I think of Defenders of the Faith, yes, naturally, the Trump family is right up there. Family, too. Donald Trump cares about families so much that he, personally, has had three. What a truly great man.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
Seems kinda fuckin' low for me.
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profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · 16h
@judet.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2,264 profanities in their last 6,905 posts.

🥇 "shit" (358 times)
🥈 "fuck" (292 times)
🥉 "fucking" (250 times)
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
Hey @profanity.accountant, hook me up!
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
That's what the alt-text says!
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
Who can forget the extremely effective protest chant "Hey, hey, LBJ, how many orders did you issue through several layers of the chain of command down to individual infantrymen that led to the deaths of minors in Southeast Asia this very day?"
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
Yes, if there's anything that will stop Trump, it's nuanced protest signs. These people would lose a fight to the Italian Army.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
No kings but
El Rey de Timbales
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 16h
Y'know, I don't *completely* get it, but I can kind of understand the Trump phenomenon in the US. In the UK?

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMBASS LIMEYS HE'S NOT EVEN ONE OF YOURS.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17h
A British cardiologist and Covid anti-vaxxer is launching a MAHA campaign against statins and aspirin by claiming they’re causing trump’s brain fog and swollen ankles. As opposed to his diagnosis of chronic venous deficiency. www.thedailybeast.com/top-rfk-jr-a...
Dr. Aseem Malhotra, a British cardiologist who advised the lobby group Make America Healthy Again (MAHA), before stepping back last week when he was appointed chief medical and scientific adviser to the new European health activism organization Make Europe Healthy Again (МЕНА), is understood to have passed on his concerns via his contacts in the Trump administration. In a speech to the European Parliament on Wednesday, at a MEHA launch event, Malhotra, whose unconventional anti- COVID-19 vaccine viers attracted Kennedy's attention in late 2022, will say that he believes Trump's health issues stem from his use of cholesterol-lowering medication called statins, and aspirin.