Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
Smartass. Current Wisconsinite. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos. Man, I love my wife.
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Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
· Jan 10
Gonna start a running list of things Americans absolutely do NOT understand, but have strong opinions about anyway:
-federal gov’t
-state gov’t
-the economy
-freedom of speech
-well regulated militia
-climate change
-insurance
-immunology
-immigration
I anticipate dying before I finish.
-federal gov’t
-state gov’t
-the economy
-freedom of speech
-well regulated militia
-climate change
-insurance
-immunology
-immigration
I anticipate dying before I finish.
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
That's the Philly spirit!
Two Super Bowls in my lifetime I can’t complain too much. But I’m gonna!
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
That's the Philly spirit!
Stroke Grandpa is at it again.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Stroke Grandpa is at it again.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Wallaby
Hammerhead shark
American alligator
Eastern diamondback rattlesnake
Indian elephant
Wallaby
Hammerhead shark
American alligator
Eastern diamondback rattlesnake
Indian elephant
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Sandhill crane
Black bear
Mola mola (!!!)
Adder
Golden-crowned kinglet
Sandhill crane
Black bear
Mola mola (!!!)
Adder
Golden-crowned kinglet
Deer
Turkey
Raccoon
Toad
Wild ponies
Turkey
Raccoon
Toad
Wild ponies
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Wallaby
Hammerhead shark
American alligator
Eastern diamondback rattlesnake
Indian elephant
Wallaby
Hammerhead shark
American alligator
Eastern diamondback rattlesnake
Indian elephant
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It's striking how some members of the administration want to create a worse, poorer, American ethnostate and think they need an authoritarian kleptocracy to do that and some members of the administration want an authoritarian kleptocracy and think they need white supremacists to do that.
unironically i think he wants to impose the conditions of his childhood onto the entire country
JD Vance's ideal America is a place with half the GDP where everyone with potential and options gets the fuck out, a shithole that people from countries with actual dynamism visit to watch chintzy 'traditional' dances before going home.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's striking how some members of the administration want to create a worse, poorer, American ethnostate and think they need an authoritarian kleptocracy to do that and some members of the administration want an authoritarian kleptocracy and think they need white supremacists to do that.
This is true and it's not like these ads are the only bad things on TV during college football games. Christ, the CBS theme they blare at every break makes me want to throw a brick through my own television.
i will not. it is bad and their commercials during cfb season are the worst thing on television
You take that Dr. Pepper hate BACK
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is true and it's not like these ads are the only bad things on TV during college football games. Christ, the CBS theme they blare at every break makes me want to throw a brick through my own television.
1. Trump is a gaping asshole.
2. The only common use of the word "swaddling" these days is when referring to the baby Jesus, so what is this moron even trying to do.
2. The only common use of the word "swaddling" these days is when referring to the baby Jesus, so what is this moron even trying to do.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
1. Trump is a gaping asshole.
2. The only common use of the word "swaddling" these days is when referring to the baby Jesus, so what is this moron even trying to do.
2. The only common use of the word "swaddling" these days is when referring to the baby Jesus, so what is this moron even trying to do.
If Peter Thiel were actually concerned about Antichrist, he would be 100% against anything remotely like this. You know, no one will be able to buy or sell without the mark of the Beast and all.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If Peter Thiel were actually concerned about Antichrist, he would be 100% against anything remotely like this. You know, no one will be able to buy or sell without the mark of the Beast and all.
"How did that gobshite get on the television?"
"Do ye like dags?"
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"How did that gobshite get on the television?"
What a little weirdo.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What a little weirdo.
YOLO
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
YOLO
Love that turkey from @popeyes.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Love that turkey from @popeyes.bsky.social
When I was a child I never imagined that I would one day say things like "Oh, good, it's snowing. That means it's not that cold."
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When I was a child I never imagined that I would one day say things like "Oh, good, it's snowing. That means it's not that cold."
Reposted by Machu Pikacchu
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Saw some cologne ad with Johnny Depp and you KNOW that's the only way he'll be seen with a cougar.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Saw some cologne ad with Johnny Depp and you KNOW that's the only way he'll be seen with a cougar.
You KNOW Ms, Winans is gonna crush this song.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You KNOW Ms, Winans is gonna crush this song.
Hey! It must be the Monet!
Nov. 27, 1925: Claude Monet in his gardens in Giverny. At 85 and with his eyesight failing the French painter is still continuing to paint water lilies.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey! It must be the Monet!
Imagine getting mad at the Macy's parade.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Imagine getting mad at the Macy's parade.
Yeah, that would blow my mind as THERE WERE NO ROMANS IN BRITAIN IN 87 BCE. Jesus Christ.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah, that would blow my mind as THERE WERE NO ROMANS IN BRITAIN IN 87 BCE. Jesus Christ.
I'm thankful, as I am every year, for dead Nazis and the opportunity to read about dead Nazis.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm thankful, as I am every year, for dead Nazis and the opportunity to read about dead Nazis.
Happy Thanksgiving from me only son.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from me only son.
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can believe it. This guy looks dangerous.
I can believe it. This guy looks dangerous.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can believe it. This guy looks dangerous.
I can believe it. This guy looks dangerous.
Today in History: In 1839, the American Statistical Association was founded (MoE +/- 3 years).
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Today in History: In 1839, the American Statistical Association was founded (MoE +/- 3 years).
Oh no, the Saints might lose a game or two.
Chris Olave left practice with a back injury, Alvin Kamara did not practice.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Chris Olave left practice with a back injury, Alvin Kamara did not practice
The Saints opened Wednesday's practice without their top running back and their top wide receiver left the session early.
www.nbcsports.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oh no, the Saints might lose a game or two.