Bird the Slug
@hatulimyafim.bsky.social
Aromantic, Asexual, Jewish, Tired.
I like Judaism and Jewish Thought.
Also learning Azerbaijani; interested in the South Caucasus. Can't decide what to study.
I like Judaism and Jewish Thought.
Also learning Azerbaijani; interested in the South Caucasus. Can't decide what to study.
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Today is DAY ONE of my new life!
Me, literally on an adventure rn: I wanna go on an adventure
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me, literally on an adventure rn: I wanna go on an adventure
A dog is a kind of giraffe.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A dog is a kind of giraffe.
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feet are a kind of tongue
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
feet are a kind of tongue
Ok trip has been successful thus far.
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ok trip has been successful thus far.
Rabbi Yuri just got their smicha at 18 and they're ready to spam you.
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Rabbi Yuri just got their smicha at 18 and they're ready to spam you.
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i missed a chance to get a photo of one of the best road signs i’ve ever seen, which was yellow and diamond-shaped and read CAUTION: MUSEUM AHEAD
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i missed a chance to get a photo of one of the best road signs i’ve ever seen, which was yellow and diamond-shaped and read CAUTION: MUSEUM AHEAD
Mom made a friend on the bus ride home who said that Neuschwanstein kind of sucked, so we missed nothing by going to look at souvenirs instead 😁👍
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mom made a friend on the bus ride home who said that Neuschwanstein kind of sucked, so we missed nothing by going to look at souvenirs instead 😁👍
Poor guy not doing great with the cat sitter
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Poor guy not doing great with the cat sitter
Let's go to Geneva for 3 weeks and do French immersion!
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Let's go to Geneva for 3 weeks and do French immersion!
Was macht der Dijon, wenn er Hunger hat?
Was macht der Dijon dann?
Dann schreit er laut, so laut wie er nur schreien kann
Das macht der Dijon dann
Was macht der Dijon dann?
Dann schreit er laut, so laut wie er nur schreien kann
Das macht der Dijon dann
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Was macht der Dijon, wenn er Hunger hat?
Was macht der Dijon dann?
Dann schreit er laut, so laut wie er nur schreien kann
Das macht der Dijon dann
Was macht der Dijon dann?
Dann schreit er laut, so laut wie er nur schreien kann
Das macht der Dijon dann
Ordered from an Imbissstube auf Deutsch and the guy didn't immediately switch to English!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ordered from an Imbissstube auf Deutsch and the guy didn't immediately switch to English!!
Me and Mom outside one of the Schlösser grounds
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me and Mom outside one of the Schlösser grounds
Mom bought: a flower hat that says Germany on it, a magnet that says Germany on it, and a dish towel that says Germany on it. She is v happy rn.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mom bought: a flower hat that says Germany on it, a magnet that says Germany on it, and a dish towel that says Germany on it. She is v happy rn.
I think this town is just souvenir shops and pricey food.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I think this town is just souvenir shops and pricey food.
The international sign of a tourist trap
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The international sign of a tourist trap
Kinda like this better than the castle I'm not allowed to take pics of tbh
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Kinda like this better than the castle I'm not allowed to take pics of tbh
Here you go: Danke schön
And they respond: Danke auʔ
And they respond: Danke auʔ
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Here you go: Danke schön
And they respond: Danke auʔ
And they respond: Danke auʔ
Oh like the King of Bavaria I guess. So pretty important to the region's history. Well, I am sorry Ludwig II, that my mom wanted to look at magnets and dish towels instead of experiencing your legacy.
(Not to out myself as completely ignorant, but I high key don't remember who Ludwig II is either)
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Oh like the King of Bavaria I guess. So pretty important to the region's history. Well, I am sorry Ludwig II, that my mom wanted to look at magnets and dish towels instead of experiencing your legacy.
Mom opted to go souvenir shopping instead of Neuschwanstein bc it was too far, which honestly, I didn't wanna walk that far to see a castle either.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Mom opted to go souvenir shopping instead of Neuschwanstein bc it was too far, which honestly, I didn't wanna walk that far to see a castle either.
Me: *speaks some German*
German: *speaks German*
My brain: oh gosh how am I supposed to be anxious about social interactions and also understand this at the same time
German: *speaks German*
My brain: oh gosh how am I supposed to be anxious about social interactions and also understand this at the same time
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Me: *speaks some German*
German: *speaks German*
My brain: oh gosh how am I supposed to be anxious about social interactions and also understand this at the same time
German: *speaks German*
My brain: oh gosh how am I supposed to be anxious about social interactions and also understand this at the same time
Tbh the reason I don't talk much about moving to Germany is that truthfully I find it sort of a difficult place to be person.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Tbh the reason I don't talk much about moving to Germany is that truthfully I find it sort of a difficult place to be person.
Mom: Does Damien mean women?
Me: what?
Mom: the bathroom says Damien
Me: Damen.
Me: what?
Mom: the bathroom says Damien
Me: Damen.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Mom: Does Damien mean women?
Me: what?
Mom: the bathroom says Damien
Me: Damen.
Me: what?
Mom: the bathroom says Damien
Me: Damen.
I wonder if I could negotiate 2 weeks PTO + 1 week personal leave and go stay in Switzerland for 3 weeks 👀
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I wonder if I could negotiate 2 weeks PTO + 1 week personal leave and go stay in Switzerland for 3 weeks 👀
I am so in Germany rn.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I am so in Germany rn.
Mom's gonna try schnitzel!
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Mom's gonna try schnitzel!