Bird
@hatulimyafim.bsky.social
Aromantic, Asexual, Jewish, Tired.
Possibly going to try to become a rabbi?
I like Judaism and Jewish Thought.
Also learning Azerbaijani; interested in the South Caucasus. Can't decide what to study.
Possibly going to try to become a rabbi?
I like Judaism and Jewish Thought.
Also learning Azerbaijani; interested in the South Caucasus. Can't decide what to study.
The client called the sales exec and said, "Yeah I don't even get the point of CC anyway, I can't even call her. She hangs up on me."
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Every time I think I'm the worst, I need to remember that there is someone out there who they're paying a lot more money to for them to be way worse than I am.
💀💀
Every time I think I'm the worst, I need to remember that there is someone out there who they're paying a lot more money to for them to be way worse than I am.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The client called the sales exec and said, "Yeah I don't even get the point of CC anyway, I can't even call her. She hangs up on me."
💀💀
Every time I think I'm the worst, I need to remember that there is someone out there who they're paying a lot more money to for them to be way worse than I am.
💀💀
Every time I think I'm the worst, I need to remember that there is someone out there who they're paying a lot more money to for them to be way worse than I am.
I have not reached the level of audacity of:
1. Putting myself on Do Not Disturb for 24 hrs to hide that I'm away
2. Telling a sales exec I'm done with a renewal I'm not done with cuz I don't wanna work on it anymore
3. Making up some urgent matter on another client I don't have
4. Leaving 4 the day
1. Putting myself on Do Not Disturb for 24 hrs to hide that I'm away
2. Telling a sales exec I'm done with a renewal I'm not done with cuz I don't wanna work on it anymore
3. Making up some urgent matter on another client I don't have
4. Leaving 4 the day
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I have not reached the level of audacity of:
1. Putting myself on Do Not Disturb for 24 hrs to hide that I'm away
2. Telling a sales exec I'm done with a renewal I'm not done with cuz I don't wanna work on it anymore
3. Making up some urgent matter on another client I don't have
4. Leaving 4 the day
1. Putting myself on Do Not Disturb for 24 hrs to hide that I'm away
2. Telling a sales exec I'm done with a renewal I'm not done with cuz I don't wanna work on it anymore
3. Making up some urgent matter on another client I don't have
4. Leaving 4 the day
גם אני. אבל העבודה שלי ליד במיטה שלי. אני באמת לא רוצה לעבוד היום. אני כל-כך עייפה.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
גם אני. אבל העבודה שלי ליד במיטה שלי. אני באמת לא רוצה לעבוד היום. אני כל-כך עייפה.
Can you imagine if I had a couch though? I could:
1. Sit on it
2. Lie on it
That's about it. But man, it would be life-changing.
1. Sit on it
2. Lie on it
That's about it. But man, it would be life-changing.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Can you imagine if I had a couch though? I could:
1. Sit on it
2. Lie on it
That's about it. But man, it would be life-changing.
1. Sit on it
2. Lie on it
That's about it. But man, it would be life-changing.
I haven't lived in an apartment with a couch since 2019. It was not my couch, but I was still allowed to sit on it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I haven't lived in an apartment with a couch since 2019. It was not my couch, but I was still allowed to sit on it.
Reposted by Bird
cultural Christians are wild because they'll coopt Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah as a religious song appropriate to play at weddings, but insist a holiday celebrated with weeks of songs that explicitly mention the birth of Jesus of the Virgin Mary in Bethlehem somehow represent a secular tradition.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
cultural Christians are wild because they'll coopt Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah as a religious song appropriate to play at weddings, but insist a holiday celebrated with weeks of songs that explicitly mention the birth of Jesus of the Virgin Mary in Bethlehem somehow represent a secular tradition.
"BOOKING comfort seat +space +comfort [weird links]"
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"BOOKING comfort seat +space +comfort [weird links]"
כן! מה נשמע? אני במיטה שלי עם דיז'ון.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
כן! מה נשמע? אני במיטה שלי עם דיז'ון.
sorry I'm so stressed so I'm just saying things
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
sorry I'm so stressed so I'm just saying things
which is funny cuz it's rogue one and not rogue two
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
which is funny cuz it's rogue one and not rogue two
When I'm stressed, I post.
"But you always post"
Silence.
"But you always post"
Silence.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When I'm stressed, I post.
"But you always post"
Silence.
"But you always post"
Silence.
I don't even know why I'm reading your email rn, but you should definitely have signed off by now and done something actually fun.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I don't even know why I'm reading your email rn, but you should definitely have signed off by now and done something actually fun.