Bird
@hatulimyafim.bsky.social
Aromantic, Asexual, Jewish, Tired.
Possibly going to try to become a rabbi?
I like Judaism and Jewish Thought.
Also learning Azerbaijani; interested in the South Caucasus. Can't decide what to study.
Possibly going to try to become a rabbi?
I like Judaism and Jewish Thought.
Also learning Azerbaijani; interested in the South Caucasus. Can't decide what to study.
Pinned
Today is DAY ONE of my new life!
I've opened my resume.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I've opened my resume.
I kinda wanna sign up for the Zazaki courses.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I kinda wanna sign up for the Zazaki courses.
I'm allowed to take a 1.5 hour break today bc I had to do continuing education credits on my birthday.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm allowed to take a 1.5 hour break today bc I had to do continuing education credits on my birthday.
Let not your evil inclination assure you that your grave will be a refuge, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Let not your evil inclination assure you that your grave will be a refuge, Charlie Brown.
Companies in industries with hiring shortages love to be like, "here's a retention bonus if you stay one more year" and then you stay one more year and they go, "here's another retention bonus if you stay one more year pls do not leave" and it's just like.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Companies in industries with hiring shortages love to be like, "here's a retention bonus if you stay one more year" and then you stay one more year and they go, "here's another retention bonus if you stay one more year pls do not leave" and it's just like.
In positive news, I got 45/45 credits! My license didn't lapse! It's been renewed!
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In positive news, I got 45/45 credits! My license didn't lapse! It's been renewed!
Hi everyone it's a great day not to have a complete meltdown over nothing. *Touches earpiece* oh.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hi everyone it's a great day not to have a complete meltdown over nothing. *Touches earpiece* oh.
Oh. I talked to the person. We're still friends. They didn't break my heart. They just had a really bad week last week. I went to fucking outer space over this, man. Anyway, I have therapy tomorrow, and now I have to recount how absolutely nuts I went over thinking I'd been abandoned 😃👍
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh. I talked to the person. We're still friends. They didn't break my heart. They just had a really bad week last week. I went to fucking outer space over this, man. Anyway, I have therapy tomorrow, and now I have to recount how absolutely nuts I went over thinking I'd been abandoned 😃👍
Reposted by Bird
i love words that look like they are misspelled in English but are technically correct via Latin etymology.
"aqueduct" should be <aquaduct> right?
no, it's from 'aquae ductus'; the first word is in the genitive.
"tendinitis" should be <tendonitis>, right?
no, it's from 3rd decl. 'tendō~tendinis'
"aqueduct" should be <aquaduct> right?
no, it's from 'aquae ductus'; the first word is in the genitive.
"tendinitis" should be <tendonitis>, right?
no, it's from 3rd decl. 'tendō~tendinis'
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i love words that look like they are misspelled in English but are technically correct via Latin etymology.
"aqueduct" should be <aquaduct> right?
no, it's from 'aquae ductus'; the first word is in the genitive.
"tendinitis" should be <tendonitis>, right?
no, it's from 3rd decl. 'tendō~tendinis'
"aqueduct" should be <aquaduct> right?
no, it's from 'aquae ductus'; the first word is in the genitive.
"tendinitis" should be <tendonitis>, right?
no, it's from 3rd decl. 'tendō~tendinis'
Just got my 5th text from Walgreens, more like Walgroans amirite
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just got my 5th text from Walgreens, more like Walgroans amirite
Maybe I need to chill.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Maybe I need to chill.
Reposted by Bird
Azerbaijan’s presidential website has briefly published, then quietly removed, a detailed regulation outlining how the State Security Service would collect and access personal data on citizens and residents through a new centralised system.
oc-media.org/azerbaijan-d...
oc-media.org/azerbaijan-d...
Azerbaijan deletes plan for detailed surveillance system minutes after publication
The plan outlined how the State Security Service would collect and access personal data.
oc-media.org
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Azerbaijan’s presidential website has briefly published, then quietly removed, a detailed regulation outlining how the State Security Service would collect and access personal data on citizens and residents through a new centralised system.
oc-media.org/azerbaijan-d...
oc-media.org/azerbaijan-d...
I have some great news about the general döner supply in the place I happen to be flying to this Friday.
Kinda want döner tbh, döner would fix me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I have some great news about the general döner supply in the place I happen to be flying to this Friday.
I think every day I'm just going to feel like this 100% of the time until I find a new job.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I think every day I'm just going to feel like this 100% of the time until I find a new job.
Anyway. When I come back I might make fasulieh.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Anyway. When I come back I might make fasulieh.
"WebCE is only going to report credits to the division of insurance through noon today, and they take 2-5 business days to appear on your compliance report."
Damn that's crazy. They should figure out how to do that faster at some point. Anyway, I'm going to bed. Good luck tho.
Damn that's crazy. They should figure out how to do that faster at some point. Anyway, I'm going to bed. Good luck tho.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"WebCE is only going to report credits to the division of insurance through noon today, and they take 2-5 business days to appear on your compliance report."
Damn that's crazy. They should figure out how to do that faster at some point. Anyway, I'm going to bed. Good luck tho.
Damn that's crazy. They should figure out how to do that faster at some point. Anyway, I'm going to bed. Good luck tho.
I should do 2 more exams before the CHRO and President of Licensing come knocking at my door. But who cares? What is a reprimand in the grand scheme of things? For a job I can no longer sustainably do.
Ok I got myself to sit still and now have 33/45 credits.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I should do 2 more exams before the CHRO and President of Licensing come knocking at my door. But who cares? What is a reprimand in the grand scheme of things? For a job I can no longer sustainably do.
When I move to Córdoba in 2029 to attend UNC Córdoba, Dijon will come with me and will thrive in his new home.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
When I move to Córdoba in 2029 to attend UNC Córdoba, Dijon will come with me and will thrive in his new home.
Ok I got myself to sit still and now have 33/45 credits.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Ok I got myself to sit still and now have 33/45 credits.
Mom said everyone's asking, "Is your daughter super excited to go to Europe with you?" And my mom has to answer, "I'm not sure she gets excited about most things."
Whom amongst us has never self-sabotaged their career right before their mom comes to visit and they take her to Europe?
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Mom said everyone's asking, "Is your daughter super excited to go to Europe with you?" And my mom has to answer, "I'm not sure she gets excited about most things."
Whom amongst us has never self-sabotaged their career right before their mom comes to visit and they take her to Europe?
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Whom amongst us has never self-sabotaged their career right before their mom comes to visit and they take her to Europe?
I have survived the night, and I will continue on, for the sake of Tomás.
I think the obvious worst part about the fact that I'm going to die tonight from drinking 4 lattes is that I will never get to see my future son Tomás, born of the aro ace queerplatonic co-parenting triad that I establish in Buenos Aires, Argentina in 2033, grow up to be his wonderful self.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I have survived the night, and I will continue on, for the sake of Tomás.
Btw being excessively overdramatic about my emotional pain is indeed an exercise in healing, so I'm probably going to be a whacky weirdo for at least a few more days!
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Btw being excessively overdramatic about my emotional pain is indeed an exercise in healing, so I'm probably going to be a whacky weirdo for at least a few more days!