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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 15h

glovecraftian horror

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 18h

relevant

Meme, text reads

“Nobody:
Me: ever think about this?” Below text are two pictures of the hamburger helper glove mascot. On the left it looks normal, but on the right is a view inside the glove, which is occupied by a horrific four-armed monster with a giant skull.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 23h

Waves furiously in your general direction

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 1d

I work in a Jewish office and one day I was the most senior in employee on the floor and a guy came by to “check the mezuzahs” and I had to on the spot decide if this was real or a scam or he was casing the joint. I decided not letting him in would get me into deeper shit than not so I let him in

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Penny Shortage @cheatlines.co · 1d

joel and ethan coen because griph's post sounds like a plot point in a coen brothers movie

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

Some bigoted piece of shit Amazon delivery driver stole my trans rights sign—one I designed myself!—right out of my yard. I have footage of it and everything.

However: I joke’s on you, chucklefuck, because not only did I get cash compensation from Amazon, I used that to order two more. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️

A yard sign with a trans flag background says

TRANS BOYS MATTER
TRANS GIRLS MATTER
TRANS MEN MATTER
TRANS WOMEN MATTER
TRANS LIVES MATTER

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

grave
grave(1)
grave(1) DRAFT
grave(1) DRAFT 20251014
grave(1)(1)
grave(1) DRAFT 20251013 JL edits 20251014
grave - FINAL
grave - FINAL(1)

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly. The line delivery is *immaculate*, and kills me dead every single time.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

What’s the best one-liner in movie history? This one. Hands down.

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Shirley Chisholm @anickel4thought.bsky.social · 2d

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

a woman in a white shirt is crying and smiling .

Alt: A gif of the “leave Britney alone” person. They have a short-ish blond bob with dark roots, heavy eye makeup, and they’re wearing a tee with a black collar.

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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 2d

I will knock doors for any 2028 candidate who makes this their slogan.

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 2d

Fuckers need to pay.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

don’t rsvp to protests
don’t rsvp to protests
don’t rsvp to protests
never ever ever ever rsvp a protest

make a sign, show up, yell your head off, but do not rsvp to a protest.

Home of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 3d

Home of the Brave launched a $1 million national ad campaign in support of the peaceful No Kings rallies on Oct. 18th.

The ads will run in over 185 local papers and The New York Times, USA Today and The Washington Post calling on Americans to “peacefully protest our false king."

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 3d

Except I'm wrong - this view *just* catches the edge of the newly-discovered continent of ZEALANDIA: population 5.4 million, with only New Zealand, New Caledonia, Norfolk Island & Lord Howe Island now above sea level - just 5% of the original 4.9m square km (making it 64% the size of Australia).

Bathymetric map of the sea floor around New Zealand showing the outline of the much-larger submerged landmass and proposed continent of Zealandia, around 64% the size of Australia.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 3d

THIS PICTURE OMG

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 3d

He sucks. That shit he pulls in the finale of S2 is horrible.

When you realize it’s just JW inserting himself into the story it makes a lot of sense.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 3d

Season after season Xander is the very worst.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 4d

Cocaine Teddy Bear

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 4d

I have busted
the ghost
that was in
your hood

and which
you were probably
scared of
and screaming

Forgive me
busting
makes me
feel good

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 4d

Possible, but I was introduced to his stuff when I was much younger, before I moved from AZ to MS. I think my assumption formed pretty early.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 5d

The most good you can do in this world is by being yourself authentically and unapologetically 🙂

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · Feb 22

1) not having your personal servant de Beulle dispose of Jacquard, the muscular stable-keeper, whom you witnessed picking up the perfumed handkerchief your wife "dropped" after her equestrian lessons and subtly waving it by his nose as he politely handed it back to her while maintaining eye contact

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 5d

I confirm or deny nothing. I’m so excited that you found this! It’s an immediate watch for me.

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