Beast of Bourbon 🥃
@jenleepa.bsky.social
Hot philosopher diplomat
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🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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I refuse to dedicate any brain cells to wonder why a soccer / football organization has a fucking peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I refuse to dedicate any brain cells to wonder why a soccer / football organization has a fucking peace prize.
gazing longingly into my lover’s eyes as we each hose down our buttholes
i used AI to design my house, and we’re very pleased with the results !!
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
gazing longingly into my lover’s eyes as we each hose down our buttholes
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Get them while they are distracted:
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Get them while they are distracted:
Because I’m not yet full up on anxiety, today I need to overnight the checks from my old 401(k) to my new employer’s plan.
Nothing like entrusting your entire retirement fund, the whole value of which is reduced to a couple pieces of paper, to the whims of FedEx. 🙃
Nothing like entrusting your entire retirement fund, the whole value of which is reduced to a couple pieces of paper, to the whims of FedEx. 🙃
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Because I’m not yet full up on anxiety, today I need to overnight the checks from my old 401(k) to my new employer’s plan.
Nothing like entrusting your entire retirement fund, the whole value of which is reduced to a couple pieces of paper, to the whims of FedEx. 🙃
Nothing like entrusting your entire retirement fund, the whole value of which is reduced to a couple pieces of paper, to the whims of FedEx. 🙃
Just got a pitch from our PR agency for one of our execs participate in an interview conducted by Epoch Times.
Do these folks not do ten seconds of research before they suggest this shit? Good lord.
Do these folks not do ten seconds of research before they suggest this shit? Good lord.
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Just got a pitch from our PR agency for one of our execs participate in an interview conducted by Epoch Times.
Do these folks not do ten seconds of research before they suggest this shit? Good lord.
Do these folks not do ten seconds of research before they suggest this shit? Good lord.
Oh my god, this thread! 😂
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Oh my god, this thread! 😂
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Good morning only to the three obviously stoned teenagers I saw eating an entire advent calendar at the mall yesterday.
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Good morning only to the three obviously stoned teenagers I saw eating an entire advent calendar at the mall yesterday.
giant fucking surprise, lol
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
giant fucking surprise, lol
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That's right... Harrison Ford
You know who was also a carpenter and spoke truth to power 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
That's right... Harrison Ford
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
omg
Thanks to Sesame Street, we have a Knives Out puppet mystery.
Benoit Blanc Gets Puppety in KNIVES OUT x SESAME STREET Short
nerdist.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
omg
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All 50,000 panels of the National AIDS Memorial Quilt has been fully digitized.
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
December 21, 2023 at 3:46 PM
All 50,000 panels of the National AIDS Memorial Quilt has been fully digitized.
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
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Brighton Heights side of the McKees Rocks Bridge. Caller says none of these jagoffs know how to drive in the snow and they want PD to direct traffic.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Brighton Heights side of the McKees Rocks Bridge. Caller says none of these jagoffs know how to drive in the snow and they want PD to direct traffic.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
If this had happened to me I would immediately walk into the sea with stones in my pockets
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If this had happened to me I would immediately walk into the sea with stones in my pockets
The cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
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it's really funny they have a prominent link on their website titled "About Republicans" and it's just like hey if you're a republican go ahead and shop here if you really want but keep in mind that we hate and don't respect you
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
it's really funny they have a prominent link on their website titled "About Republicans" and it's just like hey if you're a republican go ahead and shop here if you really want but keep in mind that we hate and don't respect you
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"