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@vineyille.bsky.social

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Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 19d

Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 2h

The only tattoo you should get when you show up to the shop drunk

Bowser on a surfboard playing a double neck guitar and he's wearing sunglasses and winking, in front of a pot leaf, in front of a cross and it says Happy Birthday Rick! across the top

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 20h

You need a sixth guy

YouTube thumbnail that says FIVE GUYS' BURGER SECRETS
Former Five Guys Manager Reveals Secrets to Making Their Burger at... (and presumably the last word is Home)

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 21h

thank you

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 21h

Until then: github.com/nurupo/vlc-p...

But yes, it should have been fixed years ago.

GitHub - nurupo/vlc-pause-click-plugin: Plugin for VLC that pauses/plays video on mouse click

Plugin for VLC that pauses/plays video on mouse click - nurupo/vlc-pause-click-plugin

github.com

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 21h

Instead of spending billions of dollars on AI we could give a VLC developer a couple thousand bucks to add the ability to pause when you click on the window

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samo @56kinternet.bsky.social · 2d

youve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, an on duty police officer

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 2d

dude wasn't even trying

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 2d

mean wife smells like shit

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 2d

Kate said I forgot to mention that it was being wielded by an old man sitting in a portable stadium seat, which is an important detail

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 3d

Just a funny thing to put on any sign

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 3d

Best sign I saw today

2025 NOBEL PRIZE
ASS HOLE AWARD
DONALD JACK-ASS TRUMP
SMELLS LIKE SHIT

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 3d

Driving around, listening to a Redman playlist, minding my own business and I get fucking BLINDSIDED by this trash. Nearly drove into a ditch

The Offspring - Original Prankster (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by OffspringVEVO

www.youtube.com

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 4d

"If the statue of liberty was brought to life after being, let's say, coated with gallons of slime and then fed positive energy via a recording of Howard Huntsberry's cover of 'Higher and Higher,' is that something you'd be ok with?"
Zohran Mamdani: I'd be focused on running the city, but yes.

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d

(breaking the silence on the ride home from the in-laws) How was I supposed to know your father was a victim of the Crank Yankers?

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 15

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d

Gargoyle mode engaged

Loretta (cat) perched like a gargoyle on a post at the top of a set of stairs

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 6d

I'm throwing up

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10d

Crispin you did it again, hell of a thing. Could not begin to describe what that thing was, but it was fantastic

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10d

CRISPIN HELLION GLOVER'S NO! YOU'RE WRONG.
ORWELL 2+2=5
JACOB'S LADDER

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 11d

I take care of the place while the master is in California

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11d

TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO

Anthony Kiedis and the joke is that he resembles “The Master” from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: the Hands of Fate

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11d

TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12d

look at these boys

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 13d

@vineyille
[SNL intro]
Announcer says my name. I'm standing perfectly still in a Duane Reade, carrying too many plastic bags and looking at arm slings.

@Duane Reade
@vineyille Love the authenticity. Much more realistic than the actual intro if you ask us.

@vineyille
@DuaneReade thank you

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 14d

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16d

(comforting a kid at their dad's funeral) you know, your daddy always told me he wished he was dead (kid starts crying) he's uhh he's not though. he's fine. i saw him at the gas station. mommy told a lie

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