vineyille
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Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
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Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
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Thinking about how it’ll never be Monday again
June 17, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Thinking about how it’ll never be Monday again
Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
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under a Catbus administration every child in America will be issued a super shotgun, a stimpack and a yellow skull key
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
under a Catbus administration every child in America will be issued a super shotgun, a stimpack and a yellow skull key
Watching the Zou Bisou Bisou episode of Mad Men in 4K and you can see a team of puppeteers manipulating Don Draper's hog like Jabba the Hutt
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Watching the Zou Bisou Bisou episode of Mad Men in 4K and you can see a team of puppeteers manipulating Don Draper's hog like Jabba the Hutt
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My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.
Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options
My friends and loved ones standing over my coffin, trying to talk about anything other than my Great Milenko t-shirt.
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My friends and loved ones standing over my coffin, trying to talk about anything other than my Great Milenko t-shirt.
I’m Löuis Ç.K. I’m a new guy.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m Löuis Ç.K. I’m a new guy.
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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Now we have no Kash, no Patel, and no... Job. He doesn't have Job.
KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Now we have no Kash, no Patel, and no... Job. He doesn't have Job.
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
Scrolling through old pictures of my father. Here's a good one. Upload. "Grok write a eulogy for this person in unhinged mode using forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Scrolling through old pictures of my father. Here's a good one. Upload. "Grok write a eulogy for this person in unhinged mode using forbidden words."
Sources are saying that due to the events in the oval office yesterday, Alan Dershowitz killed himself at a taping of Hot Ones earlier this afternoon
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sources are saying that due to the events in the oval office yesterday, Alan Dershowitz killed himself at a taping of Hot Ones earlier this afternoon
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
HANDSOME MAMDANI many call him
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
HANDSOME MAMDANI many call him
Walking with my son, hand-in-hand, through the GPU fields. "One day this will all be yours, Oggy."
My son, Ogg Vorbis: "It's so hot p'pa"
My son, Ogg Vorbis: "It's so hot p'pa"
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Walking with my son, hand-in-hand, through the GPU fields. "One day this will all be yours, Oggy."
My son, Ogg Vorbis: "It's so hot p'pa"
My son, Ogg Vorbis: "It's so hot p'pa"
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Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.
May 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.
We're proud to announce the return of The Lemonade that Kills You
Once the top U.S. fast-casual chain, Panera has dipped to number three, falling behind Chipotle and Panda Express.
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We're proud to announce the return of The Lemonade that Kills You
Link low health beeping sound
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Link low health beeping sound
It’s not true that money and power lead to pedophilia. One time I won $80 on a scratcher and all I did was buy Halo 3 and a pack of cigs
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s not true that money and power lead to pedophilia. One time I won $80 on a scratcher and all I did was buy Halo 3 and a pack of cigs
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙