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I invented Post-Its. He/him.
Pinned
Ooh child
Things are gonna get stupider
Ooh child
Things'll get dumber
"Well if you had read 'Delilah Green Doesn't Care', you would know that."

- something i actually (and haughtily) said to my wife earlier
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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A good reminder to live ones life in a way that doesn't get you on a carwash's enemies list.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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‘Where’s that gremlin?’
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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i have been lost in the sewer for 2 days looking for my wife who has been lost in the sewer for 5 days
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just replace "Austin Powers" with "This administration" and the penis pump stuff with "extrajudicial murder"
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Hegseth definitively answering if Fox News hosts would murder non-white people.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
They're calling it the least relaxing set of movies he's watched in a long time

#LastFourWatched
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Aftermath
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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GOODS: international freedom of movement

CAPITAL: international freedom of movement

LABOR: not so fast pal
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Star Control II (1992)
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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🎵 I'LL NEVER BE 🎵
🎵 YOUR BEAST OF HOLLOW MOUNTAIN 🎵
🎵 I PAY FULL PRICE 🎵
🎵 WITH NO DISCOUNTIN' 🎵
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
THIS MOVIE WASN'T RELEASED! IT ESCAPED! 🤪
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D

Next up is The Beast of Hollow Mountain! A rare MST3K'd Western, this Season 11 gem has so much to offer, including one of the most hysterical reveals you could ever get with a movie of this kind.

It's been some time... can't wait to dive back into this one!

#MST3KTurkeyDay
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I forgot how much of Time Chasers was just Nick running
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Footage of them announcing the Reserve Best In Show dog
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your roast walnut!
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM