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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK
@andrew3000.bsky.social
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I invented Post-Its. He/him.
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · Jul 13
Ooh child
Things are gonna get stupider
Ooh child
Things'll get dumber
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 54m
🥳
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 9h
I taped a note to the other side of the door saying to be gentle bc the lock is fragile
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
Is that good
Door chain that is disconnected from the frame
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bakoon.bsky.social
bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 11h
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 12h
:D
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flanneloccluded.bsky.social
Flannel: Dead and Loving it @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 13h
Don’t let perfect be the enemy of… whatever it is you call this here.
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afroshirl.bsky.social
BIG SHIRL @afroshirl.bsky.social · 16h
Everybody smoking? Perfect.

Take a look at this for me.
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cmgiulini.bsky.social
Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 2d
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 14h
Artie Lange said it was either his favorite book or that it was the only book he ever finished (I can't remember which).

That makes sense in retrospect, but the parts he liked were probably the parts I did not.
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 14h
People who enjoyed A Confederacy of Dunces should have their brains sent to the CTE lab
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 23h
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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radleybalko.bsky.social
Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23h
The Treasury Secretary declares himself to be pro-monarchy, and promises to punish the entire country if the people exercise their First Amendment rights.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h
Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 23h
Absolutely cursed creature
Goombrat
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
The Fog (1980)
garfieldscreens.bsky.social
Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1d
episode 035
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 1d
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
Is that good
Door chain that is disconnected from the frame
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tammi.bsky.social
Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 1d
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
Brick wall with a sign that reads "IF YOU ARE SEEN SMOKING HERE WE WILL ASSUME YOU ARE ON FIRE AND TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION"
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
Horrid🫡
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
I know a few of the songs but I grew up in eastern Massachusetts so that doesn't really count
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hellocullen.bsky.social
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 1d
it says here your interests include "when there is a lot of bathroom in me and i make all that bathroom come out"
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
Patriots announcers seem unfamiliar with the concept of a make-up call
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
Jesus Christ.
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geothetrickster.bsky.social
Geoffrey David B. @geothetrickster.bsky.social · 1d
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
I assumed you were going to describe a curse but this is on par with that
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d
🫡Heyoooooo
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