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I don’t think it’s Trump’s *birth*day that will be celebrated in years to come.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Looks like his old hand shaking injury is flaring up too.
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ever have a relative who is a big dumb ass but has money so everyone pretends whatever idiot thing they are pontificating about is interesting?
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Bongino saying the quiet--and cynical--part out loud.

In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that.

What a confession.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
How many other “peace prizes” will be created just to appeaseTrump? The WWE peace prize. The Cattlemen’s Association peace prize. The World of Warcraft peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Like fun couples do.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
MAGAI
TRUMP: SET TO UNVEIL NEW AI PLATFORM “TRUTH AI”
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's awkward when both the bomber and the president believe the same conspiracy theories.
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Saw this story fly by amongst all of the American warlord coverage yesterday and kind of thought it can't be real. But it is very real. Not to go all, "Imagine if Obama..." but seriously, imagine it!
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
All of this makes a lot more sense when you understand some of them are functionally illiterate.
FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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WaPo is reporting that Bradley told lawmakers that Hegseth DID give a kill order.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Kennedy's zombie ACIP panel just voted to restrict hepatitis B vaccine for newborns. Experts say it will harm children for no reason. www.ms.now/news/rfk-cdc...

ACIP member Dr. Cody Meissner:

"'Do no harm' is a moral imperative. We are doing harm by changing this wording. And I vote no."
RFK Jr.’s CDC panel: No more hepatitis B vaccine for some newborns
The CDC's vaccine advisory panel, stocked with anti-vaccine activists and loyalists to RFK Jr., voted Friday to stop recommending a birth dose of vaccine.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I don't suppose Erika Kirk had anything to say about her boy Andrew Kolvet treating Pete Hegseth like a murder Genie? Probably won't be asked about it in her Bari Weiss town hall either, I'd guess.
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The same press who couldn't hide their giddy excitement when Trump came in like a Project 2025 wrecking ball are going to run with a slew of "Is Mamdani's agenda TOO ambitious?" pieces.
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Has the bomber that took five years to find already been pardoned?" is a real question that people are grappling with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
At CNN tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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The fact that four hostile drones tried to hit Zelenskyy’s plane & it’s barely a blip in the news cycle should terrify everyone. We’ve been dragged so deep into the chaos era that an attempted strike on a world leader doesn’t even break through. When this becomes normal, the world is in real danger.
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We should just start calling the crew the Trump boys are running with “cryptoterrorists” if words don’t have meaning anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Two things the Democrats shouldn’t be shy about saying plainly these days: the Supreme Court is illegitimate and Pete Hegseth is a psychopath.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This account is made for @mikepriceinla.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I just have a flight or fight instinct now when I see a video of some schlumpy dude in a big white chair talking about "the future".
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Seriously, this is the equivalent of sending weird letters to the local police, subconsciously hoping someone will stop you.
Pete Hegseth is a sadistic serial killer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM