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I am nearly 40 years old and you just would not believe how often I have to go to the hardware store. Poet and small-time mushroom farmer/homesteader. She/her 🇵🇸
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@poemsandfungus.bsky.social
· Aug 27
APPRAISER: "Now we see a lot of historic journals on Antiques Roadshow, and yes - we do actually see quite a few that are, well, spicy. But two things make this one special - the provenance, and the spiritual activity."
DR CRUSHER: "Yes, this was my grandmother's. A ghost fucks you if you read it."
DR CRUSHER: "Yes, this was my grandmother's. A ghost fucks you if you read it."
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December 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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every problem with prequels in a nutshell
December 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
every problem with prequels in a nutshell
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i don't think the rob reiner tweet is any more egregious than what trump's been saying for a long time. hell, it's less vile than what he said about somali immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i don't think the rob reiner tweet is any more egregious than what trump's been saying for a long time. hell, it's less vile than what he said about somali immigrants
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Of course, I'm normal
“Did you ever find Dave Foley attractive when he played a French Canadian prostitute?”
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Of course, I'm normal
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the level of discourse on here lately is very bad but in a "what twitter was like when twitter was good" kinda way that makes me feel conflicted, like maybe this is what I wanted? i don't know anymore
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the level of discourse on here lately is very bad but in a "what twitter was like when twitter was good" kinda way that makes me feel conflicted, like maybe this is what I wanted? i don't know anymore
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sometimes i think social media was a mistake and is devoid of value but then I'll see a youtube speedrun challenge where various small accounts are seeing who can solve 2 rubik's cubes, drink 2 beers, and smoke 2 cigarettes the fastest and I think "historically, it's important this happened"
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
sometimes i think social media was a mistake and is devoid of value but then I'll see a youtube speedrun challenge where various small accounts are seeing who can solve 2 rubik's cubes, drink 2 beers, and smoke 2 cigarettes the fastest and I think "historically, it's important this happened"
Do y'all think I could make money if I made a service where you pay me $15,000 and I might be varying degrees of nice or mean in my response based on a roulette wheel?
we should make more things in society be gambling at this point.
when you go to buy a hamburger at a restaurant, you should be able to pay for the Random Burger. it's a burger that's 10% off and there's a 90% chance you get a worse burger for your money, but a 10% chance for a mega-quadruple burger
when you go to buy a hamburger at a restaurant, you should be able to pay for the Random Burger. it's a burger that's 10% off and there's a 90% chance you get a worse burger for your money, but a 10% chance for a mega-quadruple burger
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Do y'all think I could make money if I made a service where you pay me $15,000 and I might be varying degrees of nice or mean in my response based on a roulette wheel?
Since the most famous version of this song is the totally rank one by Tiny Tim, it never occurred to me how cute this song would be if sung by someone whose voice didn't enrage me.
youtu.be/N-LeQX3kaRQ?...
youtu.be/N-LeQX3kaRQ?...
Helen Shapiro "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" on The Ed Sullivan Show
YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Since the most famous version of this song is the totally rank one by Tiny Tim, it never occurred to me how cute this song would be if sung by someone whose voice didn't enrage me.
youtu.be/N-LeQX3kaRQ?...
youtu.be/N-LeQX3kaRQ?...
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ever since i posted it i feel that liberals have bigger brain worms than the worst q-anon adherent. their brains simply cannot process humor.
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ever since i posted it i feel that liberals have bigger brain worms than the worst q-anon adherent. their brains simply cannot process humor.
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william s burroughs and mr . peanut were fuckin
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
william s burroughs and mr . peanut were fuckin
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Report fraud on your card as soon as you get home 😭
December 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Report fraud on your card as soon as you get home 😭
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i don't think you can starve the president of attention to make him stop being the president. sorry
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i don't think you can starve the president of attention to make him stop being the president. sorry
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tbh i genuinely believe that people doing shit like breaking down narrative media into constituent "tropes" and actively pursuing media based around if it fulfills their preferred tropes and showing that you can market a work purely on it fulfilling those tropes was a precursor for AI slop media
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
tbh i genuinely believe that people doing shit like breaking down narrative media into constituent "tropes" and actively pursuing media based around if it fulfills their preferred tropes and showing that you can market a work purely on it fulfilling those tropes was a precursor for AI slop media
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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if your subsistence level workplace doesn't piss test then it's your duty to be high at work
life is hard and you make minimum wage. if you've got em smoke em
life is hard and you make minimum wage. if you've got em smoke em
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if your subsistence level workplace doesn't piss test then it's your duty to be high at work
life is hard and you make minimum wage. if you've got em smoke em
life is hard and you make minimum wage. if you've got em smoke em
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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Never again!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Never again!!!
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Our friend Lubna needs your help comrades, let's get her and her children some support.
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Our friend Lubna needs your help comrades, let's get her and her children some support.
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in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.
May 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.
I straight up can't handle how cold it is. My entire body and brain shuts down when it gets below 60 degrees. I would make a great alligator.
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I straight up can't handle how cold it is. My entire body and brain shuts down when it gets below 60 degrees. I would make a great alligator.
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You know what? Imma say it.
Not liking collard greens is officially gonna be a red flag going forward.
Not liking collard greens is officially gonna be a red flag going forward.
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You know what? Imma say it.
Not liking collard greens is officially gonna be a red flag going forward.
Not liking collard greens is officially gonna be a red flag going forward.
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Where are the fucking dipshits I was arguing with that claimed "AI iS sO pOpULaR, sO MaNy PeOpLe UsE iT" now?
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Where are the fucking dipshits I was arguing with that claimed "AI iS sO pOpULaR, sO MaNy PeOpLe UsE iT" now?
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direct link to the fundraiser in case bsky deletes sahar's account again:
www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid...
www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid...
Donate to Urgent Aid for Sahar’s Family – Food, Shelter & Medicine, organized by Sahar Alajrami
Hi world , it’s Sahar
Please read this as if… Sahar Alajrami needs your support for Urgent Aid for Sahar’s Family – Food, Shelter & Medicine
www.gofundme.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
direct link to the fundraiser in case bsky deletes sahar's account again:
www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid...
www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid...
It's such a wake up call seeing someone you've long since thought of as an annoying little shit have a blockable meltdown - I should've been far less charitable and blocked when they tried to correct a joke post of mine and weren't even correct. The time of vibes blocking has begun.
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's such a wake up call seeing someone you've long since thought of as an annoying little shit have a blockable meltdown - I should've been far less charitable and blocked when they tried to correct a joke post of mine and weren't even correct. The time of vibes blocking has begun.