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I am nearly 40 years old and you just would not believe how often I have to go to the hardware store. Poet and small-time mushroom farmer/homesteader. She/her 🇵🇸

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APPRAISER: "Now we see a lot of historic journals on Antiques Roadshow, and yes - we do actually see quite a few that are, well, spicy. But two things make this one special - the provenance, and the spiritual activity."

DR CRUSHER: "Yes, this was my grandmother's. A ghost fucks you if you read it."
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soul to 270 backside savannah
#rollerblading
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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The New School was founded by Columbia University professors who wanted a university run by the faculty with minimal administration. For over 100 years it has been a unique institution with progressive values and incredible students and faculty from Ai Weiwei to Hannah Arendt. We are devastated.
Last week, the New School issued voluntary separation & early retirement offers to 40% of the full-time faculty & the majority of non-union staff. These cuts to the bone are an ideological attempt to decimate historic spaces of critical inquiry & social justice. Share our statement tr.ee/qQBIDCpIuj
OFFICIAL Statement from AAUP-TNS on Cuts to Faculty and Staff 12-9-25
The New School - Austerity Cuts to the Bone A Statement from the Leadership Council of AAUP-TNS On December 3, 2025, New School President Joel Towers and Provost Richard Kessler issued voluntary sep...
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December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Hi, Mohammed's friend here.

He wants to show you how his little farm is growing. He writes, "Look how the onions have become after 25 days, they are very strong."

Please share and donate, if you can. Your support really means a lot.

chuffed.org/project/help...
December 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Crows DO slide down roofs, why would you make a fake video showing that? Because you want ATTENTION, but guess what dingus, nobody cares about YOU for posting that fake video, they care about the crows. You are a boring hack stealing valor from the crows. BOOOOOOO!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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There are a lot of things that make me mad. Like. A long list. But fake AI videos of wild animals doing cute things that animals do in fact do, make me so unreasonably mad. Should this incite the most rage in my heart, of all the horrible things going on right now? No. But here we are.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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All the sodas started out as an attempt to stop people from touching themselves and a cure for “clotted eye” but now we all go “I love Doc Tipsys Chastity Tonic! It’s made right here in Rockville!”
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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One of my favorite things about being in a hotel is the communal vandalism of the Gideon bibles.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Check out my SoundCloud
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The most perfect form of social media is, and I am deeply serious here, the 1970’s church charity cookbook
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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the billboards don't lie. you've got to go to georgia peach world
At the end of my week of on-site work, my co-worker was driving a bunch of us back and made us all wait while she bought 2 multi-thousand dollar purses from the Louis Vuitton store. She asked if I wanted to go in and I was like "no thanks, I'm saving my money for Georgia Peach World."
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
At the end of my week of on-site work, my co-worker was driving a bunch of us back and made us all wait while she bought 2 multi-thousand dollar purses from the Louis Vuitton store. She asked if I wanted to go in and I was like "no thanks, I'm saving my money for Georgia Peach World."
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Has anyone had Life Everlasting tea? I bought some concentrate at the Penn Center, and I'm going to try it really soon but I'm curious to see what others think.
December 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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We'll get the cow on a surfboard in episode one.

We got places to go.

Like when the Surfing Cow is having to advise his friends on should she should divorce her ox husband because that she can't get off narcotics with him but she can't take the calfs. ep 9.

Cow just wanted to surf, but now....
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Her account has been repeatedly deleted over these past few weeks, sometimes as quickly as an hour or two after being created. You can find her campaign here.

tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
Help Baha and his family rebuild their home and meet their d
Lying on my back feeling helpless and powerless, I decided to tell you my story from the beginning.
tinyurl.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Since my vacation saved my life, I'm now completely vacation-pilled. Where should I go next??? I'm thinking New Orleans.
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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It is, and I really mean this, indefensible for the University of Oklahoma to remain accredited as an institution of higher education.
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm genuinely not trying to be flippant when I say this: I basically didn't use my phone for 2 weeks while I was out of town, so can someone fill me in on what everyone is mad about? I'm seeing a lot of enraged posting and not a lot of context.
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The "Palestinian singer" also has a name by the way:

Nai Barghouti
Brian Eno urges support to get Together for Palestine song to Christmas No 1

Lullaby features Palestinian singer, lyrics written by Peter Gabriel and artists including Eno and Celeste
Brian Eno urges support to get Together for Palestine song to Christmas No 1
Lullaby features Palestinian singer, lyrics written by Peter Gabriel and artists including Eno and Celeste
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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hot take but a lot of leftists hate teachers because theyre maladjusted little babies
The fucking worst. I used to even get this shit when I taught college. "The cards are stacked against them!" "What if they're disabled?" I was a disabled adjunct making less than 15k a year and struggling through grad school, but apparently everyone deserved sympathy except me.
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I haven't had a real good morning in months. If you have a spare coin for the treasury, please like and subscribe here:
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"Hardworking freedmen purchased property that their former masters had owned through delinquent tax sales, etc. But today their descendants are desperately fighting to hold on to the beloved land their ancestors acquired during the Civil War & Reconstruction eras. And they need your help to do it!"
Donate to Help Save Gullah Geechee Land Campaign, organized by Theresa White
157-YEARS AGO, SOME FREEDMEN FAMILIES GOT 40-ACRES AND A MULE BECAUSE BLACK MINIS… Theresa White needs your support for Help Save Gullah Geechee Land Campaign
www.gofundme.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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"The HELP SAVE GULLAH GEECHEE LAND CAMPAIGN of the non-profit Pan-African Family Empowerment & Land Preservation Network will hold a second Gullah Geechee Land Loss Community Meeting to discuss Georgia loss prevention strategies on December 20, 2025."
Gullah Geechee Land Loss Meeting Set For December 20th - The Savannah Tribune
The HELP SAVE GULLAH GEECHEE LAND CAMPAIGN of the non-profit Pan-African Family Empowerment & Land Preservation Network will hold a second Gullah Geechee Land Loss Community Meeting to discuss Georgia...
www.savannahtribune.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM