dirt squirrel
@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
Pinned
it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics
I wish I could remember anything important instead of just like "I'm popeye the sailor man (toot toot)"
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I wish I could remember anything important instead of just like "I'm popeye the sailor man (toot toot)"
well I'm drunk and have the shits so it's time to eat some chicken wings and drown myself in the ocean
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
well I'm drunk and have the shits so it's time to eat some chicken wings and drown myself in the ocean
"I wanna upload my consciousness to a robot and live forever" well I've got that gorilla grip pussy and a big fat ass, have fun being made of metal forever I guess
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"I wanna upload my consciousness to a robot and live forever" well I've got that gorilla grip pussy and a big fat ass, have fun being made of metal forever I guess
chappie is hilarious
if I was sigourney weaver or dev patel I'd be so pissed to have to share a film with fuckin die antwoord
if I was sigourney weaver or dev patel I'd be so pissed to have to share a film with fuckin die antwoord
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
chappie is hilarious
if I was sigourney weaver or dev patel I'd be so pissed to have to share a film with fuckin die antwoord
if I was sigourney weaver or dev patel I'd be so pissed to have to share a film with fuckin die antwoord
walked over to the oxxo and filled up on snacks, pop, and fancy flavoured cigarettes. spending our last evening in mexico watching chappie in our hotel room, getting drunk, and eating skwinkles
if we get drunk enough? night swimming in the ocean
if we get drunk enough? night swimming in the ocean
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
walked over to the oxxo and filled up on snacks, pop, and fancy flavoured cigarettes. spending our last evening in mexico watching chappie in our hotel room, getting drunk, and eating skwinkles
if we get drunk enough? night swimming in the ocean
if we get drunk enough? night swimming in the ocean
look at the very cute frida doll I got my mom today
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
look at the very cute frida doll I got my mom today
look at the pretty stainless steel chain I bought today. and my silver fire opal ring!
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
look at the pretty stainless steel chain I bought today. and my silver fire opal ring!
bowling string pin with very light balls and drinking tequila in a mexican shopping mall
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
bowling string pin with very light balls and drinking tequila in a mexican shopping mall
bf just worked himself into a drunk tizzy because he can't figure out how to watch "chappie" in mexico. instead of helping I just keep saying "that's chappie"
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
bf just worked himself into a drunk tizzy because he can't figure out how to watch "chappie" in mexico. instead of helping I just keep saying "that's chappie"
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Trudeau-era environment minister Steven Guilbeault has published a resignation letter detailing the reasons for his departure from Carney's cabinet.
He directly cites today's MOU:
He directly cites today's MOU:
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trudeau-era environment minister Steven Guilbeault has published a resignation letter detailing the reasons for his departure from Carney's cabinet.
He directly cites today's MOU:
He directly cites today's MOU:
met a latin american lady from california on our boat tour today
apparently when she tried to get her passport, they tried hard as fuck to get her to to sell out her family as undocumented immigrants
I can't stress enough, the rest of the world thinks that shit is fucked. I'm so sorry
apparently when she tried to get her passport, they tried hard as fuck to get her to to sell out her family as undocumented immigrants
I can't stress enough, the rest of the world thinks that shit is fucked. I'm so sorry
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
met a latin american lady from california on our boat tour today
apparently when she tried to get her passport, they tried hard as fuck to get her to to sell out her family as undocumented immigrants
I can't stress enough, the rest of the world thinks that shit is fucked. I'm so sorry
apparently when she tried to get her passport, they tried hard as fuck to get her to to sell out her family as undocumented immigrants
I can't stress enough, the rest of the world thinks that shit is fucked. I'm so sorry
one of the best parts of an all inclusive is free 24 hour room service
we're in one of the nicest resorts in puerto vallarta and I'm eating cheesecake half cut watching my youtube on the tv while we play crib. it's wonderful and I love my bf
we're in one of the nicest resorts in puerto vallarta and I'm eating cheesecake half cut watching my youtube on the tv while we play crib. it's wonderful and I love my bf
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
one of the best parts of an all inclusive is free 24 hour room service
we're in one of the nicest resorts in puerto vallarta and I'm eating cheesecake half cut watching my youtube on the tv while we play crib. it's wonderful and I love my bf
we're in one of the nicest resorts in puerto vallarta and I'm eating cheesecake half cut watching my youtube on the tv while we play crib. it's wonderful and I love my bf
holy shit we're on our way to the marietta's islands and we saw like 8 whales
they came within 50' of us
they came within 50' of us
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
holy shit we're on our way to the marietta's islands and we saw like 8 whales
they came within 50' of us
they came within 50' of us
being a tourist who doesn't speak spanish in mexico is like being a huge toddler
like walking up to a guy with horses and saying "caballo??" and he just nods his head and says "... si, caballo" like yes bitch that's a horse are you slow
like walking up to a guy with horses and saying "caballo??" and he just nods his head and says "... si, caballo" like yes bitch that's a horse are you slow
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
being a tourist who doesn't speak spanish in mexico is like being a huge toddler
like walking up to a guy with horses and saying "caballo??" and he just nods his head and says "... si, caballo" like yes bitch that's a horse are you slow
like walking up to a guy with horses and saying "caballo??" and he just nods his head and says "... si, caballo" like yes bitch that's a horse are you slow
well, smoking cigarettes for 5 days has caused me to lose my voice 🙃 this happens like once a year. love me some laryngitis
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
well, smoking cigarettes for 5 days has caused me to lose my voice 🙃 this happens like once a year. love me some laryngitis
I don't need chatgpt for a robot to pretend it cares about me. I do have vibrators
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I don't need chatgpt for a robot to pretend it cares about me. I do have vibrators
shortly before I started secretly giving bf mocktails then put him to bed
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
shortly before I started secretly giving bf mocktails then put him to bed
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
bf's last two drinks were non-alcoholic and he's got no fuckin idea
when you get drunko and ask me to get you a drink, sorry but idgaf who you are getting you are getting a delicious mocktail
when you get drunko and ask me to get you a drink, sorry but idgaf who you are getting you are getting a delicious mocktail
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
bf's last two drinks were non-alcoholic and he's got no fuckin idea
when you get drunko and ask me to get you a drink, sorry but idgaf who you are getting you are getting a delicious mocktail
when you get drunko and ask me to get you a drink, sorry but idgaf who you are getting you are getting a delicious mocktail
bf found a guy from winnipeg in the pool and they're yelling at each other and are so happy
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
bf found a guy from winnipeg in the pool and they're yelling at each other and are so happy
it's 1:30
I'm still here
things are getting squirrely
I'm still here
things are getting squirrely
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it's 1:30
I'm still here
things are getting squirrely
I'm still here
things are getting squirrely
in a swim up bar drinking tequila at 10 am
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
in a swim up bar drinking tequila at 10 am
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The mass arrests of socialists, communists, unionists, leftists wasn’t discussed in our TX textbooks.
I imagine this was common for most?
I didn’t learn about the leftists who made up the initial camps.
Our textbooks was about heroic US. Didn’t even learn about the Jewish resistance fighters.
I imagine this was common for most?
I didn’t learn about the leftists who made up the initial camps.
Our textbooks was about heroic US. Didn’t even learn about the Jewish resistance fighters.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The mass arrests of socialists, communists, unionists, leftists wasn’t discussed in our TX textbooks.
I imagine this was common for most?
I didn’t learn about the leftists who made up the initial camps.
Our textbooks was about heroic US. Didn’t even learn about the Jewish resistance fighters.
I imagine this was common for most?
I didn’t learn about the leftists who made up the initial camps.
Our textbooks was about heroic US. Didn’t even learn about the Jewish resistance fighters.
coming to terms with how fat my ass is
please respect my privacy in these trying times
please respect my privacy in these trying times
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
coming to terms with how fat my ass is
please respect my privacy in these trying times
please respect my privacy in these trying times