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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld

@jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app

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🇵🇸 butlerian jihad extremist lil orphan despot™️ mother goosy goose theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6d

the piss de la creme of shitposting
the only server you need
plus me

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 37m

nobody cares about zeppo
hes the troysky of the group

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 48m

fat bastard would eat baby jesus

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 49m

tweet
skeet
beat yo meat

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 53m

odie found the clit ODIE FOUND THE CLIT

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 6h

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 54m

Master shake saying YOU LOOK AT THIS TWEET AND YELL ME THERE IS A GOD

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

yeah its a fuckin goodie

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

have you ever been to a paris baguette
because thats kind of a thing in korean/french pastry shops

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

large or kids sized

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of 📺

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

no no marxism is when you wear glasses, gotta big mustache and smoke a cigar while cracking wise with your two other brothers

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

grad school was fun because i actually underwent severe autistic burnout while earning a masters and in retrospect i really wish someone would have noticed

instead its just part of academic culture to fucking be in mental health crisis mode and cope by getting shithouse every other day

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

*honk honk*

a black and white photo of a man in a suit and top hat making a funny face .

ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and top hat making a funny face .

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

the only ethical consumption under capitalism is consensual ass eating

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

i did the masters/tism duo

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

it was first horror film that i actually enjoyed

i think the second was popcorn from 91

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

see i think i was 8 when I first watched it and i found it hilarious which is uncommon because i hated horror films at the time

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

no no marxism is when you wear glasses, gotta big mustache and smoke a cigar while cracking wise with your two other brothers

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6h

the last business i minded went under

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Sir Charles Anthony @sircharlesanthony.bsky.social · 10h

How all these farmers losing their livelihood look right now.

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 7h

honestly preg get isnt even that bad
and the poop fet will have extra shit to throw at ice

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 8h

okay hoss listen
why dont you go back to x
spend a few weeks actually learning how to properly harass/troll
maybe even do a stint at kiwi
build a decent wojack meme library
learn some new slurs
and come back when you actually know what youre doing okay

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

me and my clones are in family therapy

Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 21h

Me and my clones are in a dopplegängbäng

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 2d

Me and my clones are in a doppelgäng.

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

my reaction

Krusty the clown saying what the hell was that!!

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 9h

youre not good at this are you

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 1d

when a woman says "i hate men", i think "oh no, a man did something horrible to her"

when a man says "i hate women", i think "oh no, he's going to do something horrible to a woman"

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