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My week beats your year. 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ

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Mingomonk @mingomonk.bsky.social · 2h

He's GUILTY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeLo...

Video Affidavit Of Katie Johnson Surfaces

YouTube video by Narativ with Zev Shalev

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 3h

Bright Lights, Big Selection?

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 3h

"Maybe It Matters More" Casualties of War Scene

YouTube video by Marballz | Canned Funk

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 3h

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says there 's a lot to unpack here ..

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 3h

Guaranteed to give your child HOTism.™

RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 1d

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 4h

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 4h

Who is it for?

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 5h

My boys have a game ranch they call “Prism”.

Yup. It’s where the sons raise meat.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 19h

YOU’RE an awesome follow! 🫶🏼

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 22h

#BillboardDomination ❤️‍🔥 #TheLifeOfAShowgirl

EVERY SONG FROM TAYLOR SWIFT'S
THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL
ON THIS WEEK'S
HOT 100

1 The Fate of Ophelia
2 Opalite
3 Elizabeth Taylor
4 Father Figure
5 Wood
6 Wi$h Li$t
7 Actually Romantic
8 The Life of a Showgirl FT. SABRINA CARPENTER
9 Eldest Daughter
10 Cancelled!
11 Ruin the Friendship
12 Honey

CHART DATED OCTOBER 18, 2025

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

#LifeOfAShowgirl ❤️‍🔥 #TS12

Taylor Swift Takes Top 12 Spots on Billboard Hot 100, Led by ‘The Fate of Ophelia’

Taylor Swift claims the top 12 songs on the latest Billboard Hot 100, all from her new album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” led by “The Fate of Ophelia.”

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t understand so close to me.

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

He did a decent job of directing those first two Harry Potter movies, but yeah, I’m with you.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

Taylor's Trailer (Vertical Version) 😉

December 12th on @DisneyPlus

YouTube video by Taylor Swift

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

Tron: Legacy Deez Nutz

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

We already know what we’re getting for Christmas this year!!
#TaylorSwift ❤️‍🔥 #TheErasTour
#TheLifeOfAShowGirl #DisneyPlus

Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour | The End of an Era | Disney+

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

Here what Al came up with…

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

Mr. Yankovic, what should we make next?

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

🎄 The perfect gift for... um...
Anyway, this thing exists. ⛄

LEGO Star Wars 40806 GINGERBREAD AT-AT Review! (2025)

YouTube video by MandRproductions

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

No one?
𝙄’𝙢 not even me.

Shit.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

Fun Fact: Tonight’s episode of ‘Saturday Night Live’ (hosted by Amy Poehler with musical guest Role Model) occurs 50 years to the day after the very first episode broadcast on October 11th, 1975.
#SNL #SaturdayNightLive #SNL50

Tucker Pillsbury (known professionally as Role Model), Amy Poehler, and Bowen Yang.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2d

THE WRONG 79 YEAR OLD DIED.

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