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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧
@bretbatson.bsky.social
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My week beats your year.
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
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Are uniformity shows all different?
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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a woman is wearing a pink sweater and a necklace and smiling .
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November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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DULA PEEP !!!
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November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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No need. I can smell you from here.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I’ve never seen you post a stranger thing.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Bring tissues. 😢
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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It should. His work here is "On the Nature of Daylight" good. 🎧
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Yes, Hamnet. I expect it to win more than one Oscar.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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taylor swift is wearing a white lace shirt and smiling .
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November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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You should see my shopping list.
a cartoon of charlie brown is smiling and holding a piece of paper .
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November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Keep this info handy! #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5
MEDUSA FREQUENCY: Rare NO, APPEARING: 1-3 ARMOR CLASS: 5 MOVE: 9" HIT DICE: 6 % IN LAIR: 50% TREASURE TYPE: P, Q (X 10), X, Y NO. OF ATTACKS: 1 DAMAGE/ATTACK: 1-4 SPECIAL ATTACKS: Gaze turns to stone + poison SPECIAL DEFENSES: Nil MAGIC RESISTANCE: Standard INTELLIGENCE: Very ALIGNMENT: Lawful evil SIZE: M PSIONIC ABILITY: Nil Attack/Defense Modes: Nil Medusae are hateful humanoid creatures which dwell in dark caves or caverns, venturing forth on occasion to seek prey. They try to beguile humans to look into their eyes. The gaze of a medusa's eyes will turn creatures within 3" to stone unless they make their saving throw versus petrifaction. If an opponent averts his eyes, the medusa rushes up so that its asp-like head growth can bite at the victim. The range of such attacks is but I', and the victim bitten must save versus poison or die. If the medusa's gaze is reflected back, the creature will turn itself to stonel Meduse speak both their tongue and the common one. Medusae are able to see astral and ethereal creatures, and their petrifying gaze is as effective on those planes as it is on the material. Description: The body of a medusa appears quite shapely and human. They typically wear human clothing. However, the face is of horrid visage, and its snakey hair writhes, so at a close distance (20) this gives the creature away. The glaring red-rimmed eyes of a medusa are visible clearly o30.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Did we pass?
a woman with blonde hair is wearing a black dress with black wings
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November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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a group of lego figures holding lightsabers with the words exsqueeze me written below them
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November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I lernd too spel frum dez guise.
GET DOWN AND GET WITH IT COZ I LUV YOU LOOK WOT YOU DUN TAKE ME BAK 'OME MAMA WEER ALL CRAZEE NOW GUDBUY T'JANE CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE SKWEEZE ME, PLEEZE ME - MY FRIEND STAN EVERYDAY THE BANGIN' MAN FAR FAR AWAY HOW DOES IT FEEL THANKS FOR THE MEMORY IN FOR A PENNY LET'S CALL IT QUITS WE'LL BRING THE HOUSE DOWN LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS MY OH MY RUN RUNAWAY ALL JOIN HANDS MYZSTERIOUS MIZSTER JONES RADIO WALL OF SOUND MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Or am I crazee?
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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You misspelled “girlz” and “boyz”.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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e e cum on now
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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a man is smiling while sitting in a car with his head out the window .
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November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I recommend to most people that they should create an outgoing voicemail message that says, “If you need to reach me, send me a text like a normal person.” 😅
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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a man in a suit is standing in a hallway with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM