Lord Juiblex
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Each crease in her bluejeans is a portal to another dimension. When she walks past, she leaves behind a trail of broken realities. Her face wears a blank expression. She seems unaware of the destruction she is causing. No one tell her.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Each crease in her bluejeans is a portal to another dimension. When she walks past, she leaves behind a trail of broken realities. Her face wears a blank expression. She seems unaware of the destruction she is causing. No one tell her.
Bribe a soldier into betraying his country by preventing the deportation of his pregnant wife.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bribe a soldier into betraying his country by preventing the deportation of his pregnant wife.
I was off sick yesterday with a cold and watched POSSESSOR. I am still off sick and I'm going to re-watch INFINITY POOL.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I was off sick yesterday with a cold and watched POSSESSOR. I am still off sick and I'm going to re-watch INFINITY POOL.
Just watched Brandon Cronenberg's POSSESSOR. Super bleak and disturbing film. Recommended. Nice to see the Cronenberg family tradition carries on.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just watched Brandon Cronenberg's POSSESSOR. Super bleak and disturbing film. Recommended. Nice to see the Cronenberg family tradition carries on.
I have the cold that is going around our city and crippling businesses and productivity and I am glad to be a part of it. Let snot rain down from the sky and take us all.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I have the cold that is going around our city and crippling businesses and productivity and I am glad to be a part of it. Let snot rain down from the sky and take us all.
The horror of a life completely without horror.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The horror of a life completely without horror.
"Your rain of error must end," I yell at the local weatherman.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Your rain of error must end," I yell at the local weatherman.
It's bad luck to open an umbrella inside your butthole.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's bad luck to open an umbrella inside your butthole.
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Please feel free to use this gif wherever you feel that it enriches the discussion and elevates the tone of discourse.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Please feel free to use this gif wherever you feel that it enriches the discussion and elevates the tone of discourse.
"my meat prison is considerably less useful than what we crawl towards a technological singularity my meat prison is not significant"
-Slime City, "My Meat Prison is Not Significant"
-Slime City, "My Meat Prison is Not Significant"
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"my meat prison is considerably less useful than what we crawl towards a technological singularity my meat prison is not significant"
-Slime City, "My Meat Prison is Not Significant"
-Slime City, "My Meat Prison is Not Significant"
Sending this art to an advertising agency as a bribe to get information about an old diarrhea commercial.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Sending this art to an advertising agency as a bribe to get information about an old diarrhea commercial.
A pizza except the crust is a glowing light, and the toppings are darkness, and you don't eat it, it eats you.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A pizza except the crust is a glowing light, and the toppings are darkness, and you don't eat it, it eats you.
If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
Fill your ears with cooked spaghetti. You will never feel more alive.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Fill your ears with cooked spaghetti. You will never feel more alive.
The one-winged bee flies a lazy circle around the burning beehive.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The one-winged bee flies a lazy circle around the burning beehive.
The factory where they make sex dolls for squids is closing. Where will I find sexual satisfaction for my squid now? I am very upset. My squid regularly made love with their products.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The factory where they make sex dolls for squids is closing. Where will I find sexual satisfaction for my squid now? I am very upset. My squid regularly made love with their products.
Elon Musk: If...if you want to have a good time... at a party.... ask Grok to make a fart sound. Oh my god. And then? Say, make it wetter. And keep asking for wetter and wetter farts. Oh my god, it's so great.
Joe Rogan: And the thing that's incredible is it just keeps getting better.
EM: Yeah.
Joe Rogan: And the thing that's incredible is it just keeps getting better.
EM: Yeah.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Elon Musk: If...if you want to have a good time... at a party.... ask Grok to make a fart sound. Oh my god. And then? Say, make it wetter. And keep asking for wetter and wetter farts. Oh my god, it's so great.
Joe Rogan: And the thing that's incredible is it just keeps getting better.
EM: Yeah.
Joe Rogan: And the thing that's incredible is it just keeps getting better.
EM: Yeah.
Good morning, fellow aberrations.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Good morning, fellow aberrations.
Prove you're human by hating yourself.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Prove you're human by hating yourself.
DECORATIVE
STUPIDITY
STUPIDITY
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
DECORATIVE
STUPIDITY
STUPIDITY
Every car accident has a secret name. If you know the name, and speak it during the accident, a very sexy gargoyle in a bikini will appear and give you a novelty check for $50,000.
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Every car accident has a secret name. If you know the name, and speak it during the accident, a very sexy gargoyle in a bikini will appear and give you a novelty check for $50,000.
WHAT IF
WE WERE
SOUP?
WE WERE
SOUP?
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
WHAT IF
WE WERE
SOUP?
WE WERE
SOUP?
A friend snuck past our security cam and then threw a gift for us. My wife added sound effects.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A friend snuck past our security cam and then threw a gift for us. My wife added sound effects.