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Lord Juiblex

@lordjuiblex.bsky.social

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My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · Jul 13

A weird little boy in jacket and tie with his hand on his face and the words I CHOOSE NOT TO PARTICIPATE.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 13m

I forgot to wear it today.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 25m

Airplanes are tubes of sick in the sky.

She seems okay just a sore throat, so far.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 41m

Well, turns out I'm the asshole. Our guest had a fever in the night and is sick. Going to a pharmacy later. Bah.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 59m

My wife came back.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1h

The bagels are in the kitchen and you know how a toaster works. 😡

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1h

My wife went to fill the ride share car up with gas because the last asshole left it almost empty and I don't think she's coming back. 😑

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1h

GET UP ALREADY THOSE CHICKADEES AREN'T GOING TO FEED THEMSELVES (okay, they technically can, but why should they?)

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1h

When you tell your house guest they can sleep in as long as they want and they believe you. You're up at 7 am, showered, ready to go, and they're still in bed at 10 am. TICK TOCK MOTHERFUCKER THE DAY IS WASTING!

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1h

I cut a picture of a carousel out of a book, wrote "wet horse hope" on it. Scanned it. Printed it out on smaller glossy photo paper. Glued it to a large piece of cardboard. Cut that out. Drew a comic on the back. That was my morning so far. 🤔