Lord Juiblex
@lordjuiblex.bsky.social
My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence.
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Pinned
Not dead, but haunted by a ghost who is also me.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Not dead, but haunted by a ghost who is also me.
Some men just want to watch the world eat fried cheese.
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Some men just want to watch the world eat fried cheese.
There is nothing erotic about sex. Eroticism is all the things that accompany sex, like candles and sexy underwear and flirty dialogue. Sex itself is gross and stupid. Hi, I'm an asshole expressing a bullshit opinion for attention. Like and subscribe.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is nothing erotic about sex. Eroticism is all the things that accompany sex, like candles and sexy underwear and flirty dialogue. Sex itself is gross and stupid. Hi, I'm an asshole expressing a bullshit opinion for attention. Like and subscribe.
Does the president know he is fat? I would like a reporter to ask him about this.
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Does the president know he is fat? I would like a reporter to ask him about this.
Fall in love with empty space then kill it by accident when you give it a rose that fills the empty space.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fall in love with empty space then kill it by accident when you give it a rose that fills the empty space.
Remove your eyes and replace them with dried apricots and tell me what you see.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Remove your eyes and replace them with dried apricots and tell me what you see.
Human beings are not animals in the sense that we are worse than animals.
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Human beings are not animals in the sense that we are worse than animals.
Sorry I killed your sacred cow and made it into holy hamburgers.
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sorry I killed your sacred cow and made it into holy hamburgers.
Not a werewolf but a weirdwolf. I turn into a wolf when things get weird. By which I mean I run off into the woods and hide.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Not a werewolf but a weirdwolf. I turn into a wolf when things get weird. By which I mean I run off into the woods and hide.
You could paint your face purple and tell everyone you performed oral sex on Grimace and no one could prove you didn't.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You could paint your face purple and tell everyone you performed oral sex on Grimace and no one could prove you didn't.
Ruby Jewelry Annie
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ruby Jewelry Annie
Find an old phone book. Cut it into tiny pieces. Eat it over a period of months until you have completely digested the entire phone book. You now have all the powers and wisdom of a telephone book.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Find an old phone book. Cut it into tiny pieces. Eat it over a period of months until you have completely digested the entire phone book. You now have all the powers and wisdom of a telephone book.
Imagine having an affair with Robert Kennedy Junior. That's pretty gross, right? Now imagine saying you had an affair with RK Jr, but you never had sex. Weird...? Now imagine LYING about having an affair with Robert Kennedy Jr, without having any sex, because you want attention. Psychopathy...?
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Imagine having an affair with Robert Kennedy Junior. That's pretty gross, right? Now imagine saying you had an affair with RK Jr, but you never had sex. Weird...? Now imagine LYING about having an affair with Robert Kennedy Jr, without having any sex, because you want attention. Psychopathy...?
If you come to my house and say, "Next time I'm over, could you hide that creepy puppet," you should know that, next time you're over, and you knock on my front door, the puppet will be there to answer it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
If you come to my house and say, "Next time I'm over, could you hide that creepy puppet," you should know that, next time you're over, and you knock on my front door, the puppet will be there to answer it.
Another strip by a friend of mine.
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Another strip by a friend of mine.
At the end of your life, you're given an option to ascend and find out what reality is all about. But you're warned: once you ascend, you can never go back to the reality you knew. It will be lost to you. How many people choose to stay in this reality and not ascend? I suspect most.
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
At the end of your life, you're given an option to ascend and find out what reality is all about. But you're warned: once you ascend, you can never go back to the reality you knew. It will be lost to you. How many people choose to stay in this reality and not ascend? I suspect most.
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Reposted by Lord Juiblex
An alternative universe where Big Bird of Sesame Street was Big Bert. Just a really large version of Bert.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
An alternative universe where Big Bird of Sesame Street was Big Bert. Just a really large version of Bert.
Worship the impossible duck machine. It's a machine that makes impossible ducks. Each duck it creates is less possible than the last.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Worship the impossible duck machine. It's a machine that makes impossible ducks. Each duck it creates is less possible than the last.
I saw this at the airport in La Paz as we were getting ready to come back to Canada and it delighted me.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I saw this at the airport in La Paz as we were getting ready to come back to Canada and it delighted me.
Mister President, I just want to say you are a special boy. You are the bestest boy. Everybody thinks you're special and likes you because you are so special and just such a good boy. Yes, you are. Such a good and special boy. Who is a good boy, Mister President? You are. You're a good boy.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Mister President, I just want to say you are a special boy. You are the bestest boy. Everybody thinks you're special and likes you because you are so special and just such a good boy. Yes, you are. Such a good and special boy. Who is a good boy, Mister President? You are. You're a good boy.
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