Josh Seybert
@joshseybert.bsky.social
I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
Was looking at IKEA mattresses and...
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Was looking at IKEA mattresses and...
Hey Grok, are skin tags sexy?
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey Grok, are skin tags sexy?
The internet.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The internet.
Arcade games today are all Give me two dollars and I’ll let you push one big button
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Arcade games today are all Give me two dollars and I’ll let you push one big button
Really enjoying being back to a reasonable level of thankfulness.
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Really enjoying being back to a reasonable level of thankfulness.
Starting Dec. 1, Great Uncle Morty opens the first flap of his $1.00 Advent calendar, which he gets from Sal's Newsstand. A new episode is available every day at 8 pm. It's gonna put the jolly in your holly.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Starting Dec. 1, Great Uncle Morty opens the first flap of his $1.00 Advent calendar, which he gets from Sal's Newsstand. A new episode is available every day at 8 pm. It's gonna put the jolly in your holly.
Check out this dinner I made all by myself.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Check out this dinner I made all by myself.
When they run out of rolls.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When they run out of rolls.
When Adrian says dinner is ready.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When Adrian says dinner is ready.
Making candle salads for the table.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Making candle salads for the table.
The dog show judges should raise the stakes and dress like mail carriers.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The dog show judges should raise the stakes and dress like mail carriers.
Big day for tan food.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Big day for tan food.
I made a breakfast casserole.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I made a breakfast casserole.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Look on my works, ye mighty... and DESPAIR!
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Look on my works, ye mighty... and DESPAIR!
Every year I see a singer at the parade and say “who the hell is this” and the see their song has 2 billion views on YouTube.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Every year I see a singer at the parade and say “who the hell is this” and the see their song has 2 billion views on YouTube.
Am I going insane or do the parade floats have less people on them than usual?
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Am I going insane or do the parade floats have less people on them than usual?
The Thomas Pynchon balloon was cool.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Thomas Pynchon balloon was cool.
Kids LOVE the Thanksgiving day platform.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Kids LOVE the Thanksgiving day platform.
Dude, you’re 45.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dude, you’re 45.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
If Jerry Seinfeld ever needs help reviewing The Art of the Deal, let me know. I have a pretty clever opening line he could use.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If Jerry Seinfeld ever needs help reviewing The Art of the Deal, let me know. I have a pretty clever opening line he could use.