Josh Seybert
@joshseybert.bsky.social
I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
Happy anniversary to the best cheesecake I ever made.
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Happy anniversary to the best cheesecake I ever made.
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The courtesy of Fred's two feet
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The courtesy of Fred's two feet
We have a theater kid in our house. I highly recommend it because you get to see cool shit like this costume made by a student using foam, old blankets, and trash she found around the house.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We have a theater kid in our house. I highly recommend it because you get to see cool shit like this costume made by a student using foam, old blankets, and trash she found around the house.
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
About that time of year where I hang out with my boys.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
About that time of year where I hang out with my boys.
Not thrilled with any plan that can end with “Mr. Bond”.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Not thrilled with any plan that can end with “Mr. Bond”.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
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Paul Mccartney : Here’s a silly little song about chilling with your pals on Christmas and being content.
People for some reason: Eat poison and die.
People for some reason: Eat poison and die.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Paul Mccartney : Here’s a silly little song about chilling with your pals on Christmas and being content.
People for some reason: Eat poison and die.
People for some reason: Eat poison and die.
“But doctor! I AM Pagliacci!”
“Oh! Whoops”
“Whoops?!? You don’t know my name?”
“Uhhhh.”
“I wrote it in the paperwork”
“…”
“Holy shit. You’re a terrible doctor.”
“Oh! Whoops”
“Whoops?!? You don’t know my name?”
“Uhhhh.”
“I wrote it in the paperwork”
“…”
“Holy shit. You’re a terrible doctor.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“But doctor! I AM Pagliacci!”
“Oh! Whoops”
“Whoops?!? You don’t know my name?”
“Uhhhh.”
“I wrote it in the paperwork”
“…”
“Holy shit. You’re a terrible doctor.”
“Oh! Whoops”
“Whoops?!? You don’t know my name?”
“Uhhhh.”
“I wrote it in the paperwork”
“…”
“Holy shit. You’re a terrible doctor.”
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You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer.
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer.
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer.
Hey, Matt
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, you talked to Marc lately?
Uh, haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
He looks pretty, uh, down?
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, you talked to Marc lately?
Uh, haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
He looks pretty, uh, down?
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hey, Matt
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, you talked to Marc lately?
Uh, haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
He looks pretty, uh, down?
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, you talked to Marc lately?
Uh, haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
He looks pretty, uh, down?
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?
Bored and in the car.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bored and in the car.
I guess my sciatica is the boss.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I guess my sciatica is the boss.
Drinking Murphy’s Oil Soap because I love irony too much.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Drinking Murphy’s Oil Soap because I love irony too much.
I am legitimately shocked Librarian isn’t on here, which makes me worry they have something special planned for libraries. Fucking fascists.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I am legitimately shocked Librarian isn’t on here, which makes me worry they have something special planned for libraries. Fucking fascists.
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started out with a kiss how did it end up like this
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
started out with a kiss how did it end up like this
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It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
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it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
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It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
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It started out with a kiss
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It started out with a kiss