Evan
@socialslaxolotl.bsky.social
A 32-year-old homoflexible gamer nerd. Engaged, traveling, househusband. My dogs and fiancé are my life and I have a love for weird, nerdy, and cutesy. Possible NSFW.
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I am both dumber and smarter than you think, never estimate me
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am both dumber and smarter than you think, never estimate me
If you make it good I can accept this.
Plans are underway on future movies in the ‘WICKED’ universe.
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(Source: www.vulture.com/article/univ...)
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If you make it good I can accept this.
Wicked For Good was fucking amazing 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wicked For Good was fucking amazing 🥹
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One last thing: If AOC runs against Schumer, she will win.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
One last thing: If AOC runs against Schumer, she will win.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
Devolver doesn’t know how to put out anything but hits and I love it. BallxPit is a masterpiece
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Devolver doesn’t know how to put out anything but hits and I love it. BallxPit is a masterpiece
You enter a dance contest. Pick your moves
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You enter a dance contest. Pick your moves
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ブイズタワー✨️
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ブイズタワー✨️
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)
Getting both Octopath games right before they got announced to leave Game Pass was lucky on my part.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Getting both Octopath games right before they got announced to leave Game Pass was lucky on my part.
The fact that the woman who created that shitty AI actress bullshit is an “actress” who went to acting school with the likes of Lily James and Daisy Ridley but hasn’t had even a fraction of the success does not escape me.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The fact that the woman who created that shitty AI actress bullshit is an “actress” who went to acting school with the likes of Lily James and Daisy Ridley but hasn’t had even a fraction of the success does not escape me.
Dude got bored of being told he was a complete piece of shit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dude got bored of being told he was a complete piece of shit.
The fact that 24 years later people still don’t know what to do at TSA astounds me.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The fact that 24 years later people still don’t know what to do at TSA astounds me.
I always knew he was an idiot.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I always knew he was an idiot.
There is nothing worse than those goddamned battery powered children’s microphones. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make kid’s louder? Meet me outside, I just wanna talk…
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
There is nothing worse than those goddamned battery powered children’s microphones. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make kid’s louder? Meet me outside, I just wanna talk…
If Clarence Thomas and John Roberts could drop dead that would be great.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If Clarence Thomas and John Roberts could drop dead that would be great.
Oh I am absolutely hoping Marge is going to rollover on Trump and give someone information that will bury him 😈
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh I am absolutely hoping Marge is going to rollover on Trump and give someone information that will bury him 😈
Does this mean AOC and Jasmine Crockett finally beat the mean girl completely?
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Does this mean AOC and Jasmine Crockett finally beat the mean girl completely?
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Just saying…. READ !!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just saying…. READ !!!
Holy shit things are actually happening.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Holy shit things are actually happening.
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Here’s their names, now let’s make sure we primary the motherfuckers.
Here’s their names, now let’s make sure we primary the motherfuckers.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Here’s their names, now let’s make sure we primary the motherfuckers.
Here’s their names, now let’s make sure we primary the motherfuckers.
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Willy Wonka AND the original Wizard of Oz on HBO? Time for a double feature night 😍
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Willy Wonka AND the original Wizard of Oz on HBO? Time for a double feature night 😍
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Lurch from Addams family had more personality than John Fetterman.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Lurch from Addams family had more personality than John Fetterman.
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This is the first time Trump has ever surprised me. And it’s going to enrage MAGA. Maybe this will be what ends the cult
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is the first time Trump has ever surprised me. And it’s going to enrage MAGA. Maybe this will be what ends the cult