Josh Seybert
@joshseybert.bsky.social
I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
Happy anniversary to the best cheesecake I ever made.
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Happy anniversary to the best cheesecake I ever made.
You just have to look for it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You just have to look for it.
We have a theater kid in our house. I highly recommend it because you get to see cool shit like this costume made by a student using foam, old blankets, and trash she found around the house.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We have a theater kid in our house. I highly recommend it because you get to see cool shit like this costume made by a student using foam, old blankets, and trash she found around the house.
About that time of year where I hang out with my boys.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
About that time of year where I hang out with my boys.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Hey, Matt
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, you talked to Marc lately?
Uh, haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
He looks pretty, uh, down?
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, you talked to Marc lately?
Uh, haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
He looks pretty, uh, down?
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hey, Matt
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, you talked to Marc lately?
Uh, haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
He looks pretty, uh, down?
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, you talked to Marc lately?
Uh, haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down
He looks pretty, uh, down?
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?
Bored and in the car.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bored and in the car.
gotta gotta be down because I want it all
![The painting Ophelia by Millais. Wikipedia describes it as follows:
Ophelia is an 1851–52 painting by British artist Sir John Everett Millais in the collection of Tate Britain, London. It depicts Ophelia, a character from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet, singing before she drowns in a river.
The painting is known for its depiction of the detailed flora of the river and the riverbank, stressing the patterns of growth and decay in a natural ecosystem. Despite its nominal Danish setting, the landscape has come to be seen as quintessentially English. Ophelia was painted along the banks of the Hogsmill River in Surrey, near Tolworth. Barbara Webb, a resident of nearby Old Malden, devoted much time to finding the exact placement of the picture, and according to her research, the scene is located at Six Acre Meadow, alongside Church Road, Old Malden.[3] Millais Road is now nearby. Millais's close colleague William Holman Hunt was at the time working on his The Hireling Shepherd nearby.[4]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a27hcyfr2rdgrxywvs2kvsi7/bafkreidubxduepy67nfrdbjabyouca5b6spizer6bhpzekfonlktjs6yv4@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
gotta gotta be down because I want it all
Putting all the thanksgiving food on this and telling my family to shake while keeping their mouths open.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Putting all the thanksgiving food on this and telling my family to shake while keeping their mouths open.
There are four types of guys online, no exception.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There are four types of guys online, no exception.
This show is incredible.
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This show is incredible.
Wanna feel old? This guy now works for Turning Point USA.
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Wanna feel old? This guy now works for Turning Point USA.
His name is Dennis the Menace, if you can believe it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
His name is Dennis the Menace, if you can believe it.
His time has come.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
His time has come.
Our 1-year-old Golden Retriever is scared of something new. Hiding this one behind a content warning because this one is really intense.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Our 1-year-old Golden Retriever is scared of something new. Hiding this one behind a content warning because this one is really intense.
Reading the comments
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reading the comments
This idiot is 15 today. For the past year, he mostly does this all day to the front door.
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This idiot is 15 today. For the past year, he mostly does this all day to the front door.