Jonbenét Rumsfeld aka The Gobbler
@jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app
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butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
Pinned
jorts.horse
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jorts.horse
the piss de la creme of shitposting
the only server you need
plus me
the only server you need
plus me
i remember being on 4chan back when bitcoin could be bought at .50 and everyone kept saying to invest in it
and all i could think is its only good for purchases on the dark web and i was not going to be caught buying stuff there because of reasons
and all i could think is its only good for purchases on the dark web and i was not going to be caught buying stuff there because of reasons
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i remember being on 4chan back when bitcoin could be bought at .50 and everyone kept saying to invest in it
and all i could think is its only good for purchases on the dark web and i was not going to be caught buying stuff there because of reasons
and all i could think is its only good for purchases on the dark web and i was not going to be caught buying stuff there because of reasons
if youre reading this
its too late
its too late
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
if youre reading this
its too late
its too late
small accts are the best accts
here are some good people you should check out
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
small accts are the best accts
post your favorite star trek character wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
post your favorite star trek character wrong answers only
i think my neighbor is fucking rn and its keeping me up
good for her tho
good for her tho
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i think my neighbor is fucking rn and its keeping me up
good for her tho
good for her tho
dumper pepper
diet dumper pepper
diet dumper pepper
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
dumper pepper
diet dumper pepper
diet dumper pepper
wow garfield
i cant believe i saw trump giving bubba serious sloppy
good thing i had my camera
i cant believe i saw trump giving bubba serious sloppy
good thing i had my camera
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
wow garfield
i cant believe i saw trump giving bubba serious sloppy
good thing i had my camera
i cant believe i saw trump giving bubba serious sloppy
good thing i had my camera
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teaching my man how to properly suck dem titties and calling it nursing school
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
teaching my man how to properly suck dem titties and calling it nursing school
when youre garfield you can do anything
you can grab em by the pussy
you can grab em by the pussy
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
when youre garfield you can do anything
you can grab em by the pussy
you can grab em by the pussy
are still doing follow fridee
anyhow follow these cats
lmk if you want added or removed
anyhow follow these cats
lmk if you want added or removed
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
are still doing follow fridee
anyhow follow these cats
lmk if you want added or removed
anyhow follow these cats
lmk if you want added or removed
release the bubba blowjob files
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
release the bubba blowjob files
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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which of these chipmunks is getting head from donald trump
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
which of these chipmunks is getting head from donald trump
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
-weighted blankets
-cleaning my ears
-feminine men
-feminine women
-slime
-personal attention ASMR
-picking scabs
-existential philosophy
-farting
-deep tissue massage
-weighted blankets
-cleaning my ears
-feminine men
-feminine women
-slime
-personal attention ASMR
-picking scabs
-existential philosophy
-farting
-deep tissue massage
get to know your mutuals & list 10 random things you like!
- my cats
- horses
- video games
- taxidermy
- enamel pins
- mushrooms
- edibles
- concerts
- my emotional support owala
- hot honey
- my cats
- horses
- video games
- taxidermy
- enamel pins
- mushrooms
- edibles
- concerts
- my emotional support owala
- hot honey
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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For we are all killers, on land and on sea; Bonapartes and Sharks included.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
For we are all killers, on land and on sea; Bonapartes and Sharks included.
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gonna put my art history ba to use
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
gonna put my art history ba to use
Subscription based toilet that spews all the shit back out if your card gets declined
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Subscription based toilet that spews all the shit back out if your card gets declined
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pastors don’t care about starving babies needing formula unless they can traffic them
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
pastors don’t care about starving babies needing formula unless they can traffic them