Jonbenét Rumsfeld aka The Gobbler
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Jonbenét Rumsfeld aka The Gobbler
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butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
le tits now
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
she was also happy cks neck just did that thing
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
mr reynolds has apparently changed his name to turd ferguson.
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
legit told my therapist i was on a quest to kill god if one truly existed and she said she fully supported me
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
doug funny is a goddamn incel
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
you answer is buck
and your wager is
futter
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
bill clinton is a pedo bucko
get his ass
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i guess it really is a
failsun
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
oh noes
not the dead eyed melon
ill endure 10 episodes of daniel tiger singing about using the potty
but not the melon
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love this city
i love my neighborhood
but gawd
DAMN
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
like yeah i got the vapours
hand me my salts and morphine
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
neighbors by me had full christmas lights up before halloween and i almost committed a crime
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
omg thank you
ive been trying to tell people he wants be the czar not 'bring back the ussr' and nobody gets it
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
mister poop
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
absolutely
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
like yeah hindsight and all but even then it just seemed skeevy as shit
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
its like that time someone was bitching about mlms (multi level marketing scams like avon) and i immediately said
wtf have the marxist leninist maoists done now
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
this is still going on huh
damn
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
whole new meaning to the concept of a housecoat
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM