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Jonbenét Rumsfeld aka The Gobbler
@jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app
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butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
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new thought cabinet
clinton is a centaur
Painting of bill Clinton as centaur with hy Huge ding pixeled out
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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End days dead inside wojak
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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can i vandalize this chud too
Tom Nichols vandalized with incel stickers
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Nancy Reagan with speech bubble
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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aw yiss
Hello kitty at a cubicle drinking boba tea while her computer burns
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Trump as the hawk tuah girl talking about spitting on that thank
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Trump grimacing because bill nutted in his mouth
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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George Michael in arrested development wearing a muscle suit with jorts . He's supposed to be adam from the Bible
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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okay not to harp on this but i found more of the fact story behind this??
Post from reddit mfmeitbual • 3mo ago When I was 36 I met this gal that worked in the building I worked in. We hit it off, I asked her to dinner. I thought she was older than she was, she thought I was younger than I was. Turned out she was 19. We dated briefly. The thing that made me understand why it wouldn't work was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio. She had never heard it - it was released 9 years before she was born. I thought "What was released 9 years before I was born?" Dark Side of the Moon. It was such a small thing but in that moment I realized how much of her immaturity and other things I had overlooked and how so much of that was rooted in our age difference.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Alex Winter as the two face monster in 1993 film Freaked
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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pfp of Michael meitbual
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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gonna put my art history ba to use
an image showing the difference between a building shaped like a duck and a box store with a sign The architecture duck vs decorated shed theory
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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you thought i was lying didnt you jon
Jon Odie and Garfield as passengers in a shitty plane
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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oh gawd it got better
its absolutely chicago
Young pope leo in 1982 looking like a goddamn blues brother, hat glasses, mutton chops behind him some young guy is probably getting shit housed
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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dude
you look fucked and dead inside lmao
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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comrade i dont think hes gonna do it to himself
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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discipline and punishment by michel foucault
a surveillance camera with a pink thong draped over the lens
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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same with frozen instant dinner salisbury steaks
A box of banquet brand frozen Salisbury "steaks" in gravy
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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growing up my parents would get these cheap breaded 'meat' patties and serve them for dinner
they call them chuck wagon patties and they were a reagan recession staple
a pack of redi serve brand chuck wagon "beef" patties wrapped in a yellow foam container and ready to heat
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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the himbo in question
Photo of hawt himbo curly howard
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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get wreckt
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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cat throwing a tomato at you
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM