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the potato gargoyle. ask me what i’m reading. no minors. she/her.
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800 only
My dearest friend set up the weekly and monthly donation options so that we can stay alive after a tent was destroyed just 100 meters away from us last night. The sand covered our faces while we were still alive.

I’m deeply depressed and can’t keep begging one by one for help anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Hi, I am speaking to you from wretched #Gaza. I am a lost soul, a survivor of genocide. I am still striving to provide a decent life for my family and to save them. And I am striving to make my voice heard around the world.🤎

I've prepared my story for you read it and support us.👇🏽
gofund.me/a0a540b8
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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hell yeah
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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That is between me and my shadow.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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fun fact: tig is short for tigarette
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Upsetting flatware continued
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
saw a woman who looks like a young tig notaro
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
hell yeah
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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If you loved THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE, then you'll love its action-packed sequel, PRINCE CASPIAN! The Pevensie children are back, even Edmund, but what about all your favorite friends: Mr. Tumnus, the Beavers, the friendly giant? Well, they've been dead for a thousand years. Sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Blocked out my kids full name, the other is a text with a link.

Made it to 40/296
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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neuticles. for some reason i am able to recall instantly and without a shred of doubt that they are called neuticles. is that good
those dog owners get their dogs those replacement balls
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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i started playing this game called solitaire associations journey where you play solitaire by word/image associations (circus, spying, leaders, etc.) and i think the game is fucking with me
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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out enjoying my day when a loud noise echoes from the sky and suddenly i’m forced to outrun a rapidly deflating superman balloon that’s threatening to smother me alive
Also he shared the Fun Fact that for many years the parade people would just turn the balloons loose after the parade was over. Imagine getting crushed to death by this piece of shit
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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ever think about how this league doesn't let girls play
October 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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Real "What views?? WHAT WERE THE VIEWS, ACTUALLY???" moment
I know we're all focusing on the chat gpt thing but this is an absolutely insane way for the observer and also glinner to refer to an ecofacsist who believes that trans people were invented by jews to eliminate humanity and that mass bombing campaigns should happen for the enviroment.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I know we're all focusing on the chat gpt thing but this is an absolutely insane way for the observer and also glinner to refer to an ecofacsist who believes that trans people were invented by jews to eliminate humanity and that mass bombing campaigns should happen for the enviroment.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
out enjoying my day when a loud noise echoes from the sky and suddenly i’m forced to outrun a rapidly deflating superman balloon that’s threatening to smother me alive
Also he shared the Fun Fact that for many years the parade people would just turn the balloons loose after the parade was over. Imagine getting crushed to death by this piece of shit
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Chotiner: Hello
Graham Linehan: Here's what you need to understand about sissy porn
September 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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the wildest thing is that this weird confession, which wild horses couldn't drag out of most people, was shared completely unsolicited with a journo doing a glinner puff piece, not tricked out of him by chotiner or something
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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remember, folks,
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM