BeyoncNeé 💋
@jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social
✨Psychic as fuck, can read ya bitch ass✨
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Welcome to MOMCHELLA where we scream into the void, ask deep questions, and side eye everything! 🎡
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i wanna be an enigma and mysterious so bad - but i talk to much.
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i wanna be an enigma and mysterious so bad - but i talk to much.
Introduce yourself as a Black TV character.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Introduce yourself as a Black TV character.
Insanity.
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Insanity.
I can’t pronounce World War so I just say War War really fast 😂
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I can’t pronounce World War so I just say War War really fast 😂
I constantly think about the idea that a crying baby’s left toe is itchy and the adult puts a pacifier in their mouth to hush them.
So many people have horrible mental health right now from impoverishment and they’re pumping us full of antidepressants
So many people have horrible mental health right now from impoverishment and they’re pumping us full of antidepressants
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I constantly think about the idea that a crying baby’s left toe is itchy and the adult puts a pacifier in their mouth to hush them.
So many people have horrible mental health right now from impoverishment and they’re pumping us full of antidepressants
So many people have horrible mental health right now from impoverishment and they’re pumping us full of antidepressants
The American Dream is to be able to breath nice air and basically survive. That’s it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The American Dream is to be able to breath nice air and basically survive. That’s it.
CRINGE
You’re right and I’m glad you have the awareness enough to go after what you want!
Best of wishes in your search.
Best of wishes in your search.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
CRINGE
No one:
My mom: “Your uncle’s wife’s cousin’s great-aunt… she passed 😢”
Why are moms like this??
My mom: “Your uncle’s wife’s cousin’s great-aunt… she passed 😢”
Why are moms like this??
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
No one:
My mom: “Your uncle’s wife’s cousin’s great-aunt… she passed 😢”
Why are moms like this??
My mom: “Your uncle’s wife’s cousin’s great-aunt… she passed 😢”
Why are moms like this??
This week’s theme: Everything Everywhere All at Once
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This week’s theme: Everything Everywhere All at Once
Why do people not lawyer up immediately after those rights are read??
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Why do people not lawyer up immediately after those rights are read??
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Dear Universe,
Please.
Please.
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dear Universe,
Please.
Please.
What the fuck is up with the price of groceries
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What the fuck is up with the price of groceries
I guess this book is dedicated to me 😂 #blackbooksky #booksky
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I guess this book is dedicated to me 😂 #blackbooksky #booksky
Just a little bedtime snack 😏
a woman with long black hair and hoop earrings is making a face .
ALT: a woman with long black hair and hoop earrings is making a face .
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December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just a little bedtime snack 😏
What?! Idk why this tickled me so much 💀
Jason fuckin Lee, is the vice mayor of my city btw, just so yall know how fuckin ridiculous this shit all really is, and YES THIS JASON LEE
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What?! Idk why this tickled me so much 💀
Just made a sweatshirt for my kiddo 🎄
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just made a sweatshirt for my kiddo 🎄
Junie B. Jones and B stands for Baddie 🙂↕️
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Junie B. Jones and B stands for Baddie 🙂↕️
Everything’s Will’s fault 🤷🏾♀️ #StrangerThings
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Everything’s Will’s fault 🤷🏾♀️ #StrangerThings
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Because I want this sweater.
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Because I want this sweater.
There’s something about Will’s face #StrangerThings
a close up of a person 's fist in a cartoon
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November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There’s something about Will’s face #StrangerThings
I’m fascinated by the consistency of retro clothing, brands etc in #StrangerThings. Kinda my favorite part
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m fascinated by the consistency of retro clothing, brands etc in #StrangerThings. Kinda my favorite part
I will say these mfkas in #StrangerThings are grown as the fuck! What grade are they supposed to be in?
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I will say these mfkas in #StrangerThings are grown as the fuck! What grade are they supposed to be in?
Damn I thought I was caught up on #StrangerThings but that recap is looking lowkey unfamiliar
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Damn I thought I was caught up on #StrangerThings but that recap is looking lowkey unfamiliar
Everything’s tricky right now 😵💫
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Everything’s tricky right now 😵💫
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You might be neglecting yourself because:
• money stress kills desire
• exhaustion kills rituals
• responsibility kills softness
• survival kills pampering
• constant vigilance kills relaxation
• money stress kills desire
• exhaustion kills rituals
• responsibility kills softness
• survival kills pampering
• constant vigilance kills relaxation
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You might be neglecting yourself because:
• money stress kills desire
• exhaustion kills rituals
• responsibility kills softness
• survival kills pampering
• constant vigilance kills relaxation
• money stress kills desire
• exhaustion kills rituals
• responsibility kills softness
• survival kills pampering
• constant vigilance kills relaxation