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@chaclo.blacksky.app
Yea, it’s me and I’m him.
Pinned
I’m pretty sure I was a model in my former life.
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My students used to do this to me *bad* in the hallways.
“Ahh ahhh GOT EMMM”

Go get that homework you still haven’t turned in, Marcus 😠 🤣🤣
Fellas, remember when we used to juke people in public? Some did basketball crossovers but the idea was the same 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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@chaclo.blacksky.app reminded me of a running thought I have. Men, some of us at least, never lose our humor/fun roots. Whatever we did as boys to bond (positively), we still do it as men. & if it's harmless horseplay like crossing your boy up, I say we hold on that tradition. Joy by all means.
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Love a good Euro Step till this day
Fellas, remember when we used to juke people in public? Some did basketball crossovers but the idea was the same 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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A little boy randomly did this to me on a sidewalk in Long Beach. Just walked up and crossed me lmfao
Fellas, remember when we used to juke people in public? Some did basketball crossovers but the idea was the same 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
11:11✨
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Yea. People too trigger happy now. Quick movements scare folks.
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Absolutely. Slapping boards on the door frame, too
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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I used to Eurostep everything and EVERYBODY.
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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Idk that might’ve been real considering snoop will take a check for anything including cooning
AI is getting out of control. My girlfriend was listening to a youtube video last night and one of the commercials was AI Snoop Dogg reading threatening bible verses.
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Put her ass on FMLA!!!
Had her in a blender. Immediately got put on a PIP
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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His pause kills me every time. You could see the “do it to em” wheels spin in his head
Had her in a blender. Immediately got put on a PIP
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Had her in a blender. Immediately got put on a PIP
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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I blame Hot Sauce 😂
Fellas, remember when we used to juke people in public? Some did basketball crossovers but the idea was the same 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Used to do ‘em up all the time in my youth.

Now as an old man w/ bad knees, whenever someone tries it on me, I drop to the ground and immediately yell, “OFFENSIVE FOUL!”
😂
Fellas, remember when we used to juke people in public? Some did basketball crossovers but the idea was the same 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I love getting real time feed back and constructive criticism cuz I wanna make it BETTER
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Typing out the "FAH" might be funnier than the sound itself lmao
Cuz realistically, soon as I hit you w/ that dead-leg, it’s OVER for you.

FAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
January 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Dawg, this song is gonna be so fuckin good
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Step back 3 into the trashcan while yelling Kobe!! Only to hit the back of the trash can and bounce out, and then the rest of the class laughing and talking shit 😂😂
Fellas, remember when we used to juke people in public? Some did basketball crossovers but the idea was the same 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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We call him Bacon Bit
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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😭😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Saw a coworker do this to a a guy in a warehouse and buddy slipped on boxes and had to go home. The job wrote both of em up for horseplay. We called them dudes the And1 bros after that
Fellas, remember when we used to juke people in public? Some did basketball crossovers but the idea was the same 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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That baby really does look like Kevin Bacon.
LMFAOOOOOO
January 24, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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My son be walking thru the house with him football and his helmet. I be tackling him out of nowhere because I need him to know it is NOT sweet.
January 24, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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Mans letting you know ball is life and you can get done up at any moment.
I know it’s true because my son does this fake dribble around me and score in an invisible basket thing, I just don’t understand why ALL OF YALL are like this😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 PM
He real AF 🤣🤣💯
I know it’s true because my son does this fake dribble around me and score in an invisible basket thing, I just don’t understand why ALL OF YALL are like this😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM