Demimonde
@ceencrumpets.bsky.social
You not finna swing, tho.
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
My toes really need to be on the side of somebody's face right now
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My toes really need to be on the side of somebody's face right now
He BEEN trying to get on, But he was waiting on you
Last time I shot my shot, he said it was already in the hoop. What that mean?
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He BEEN trying to get on, But he was waiting on you
When the oxtail gravy touches the Mac that is touching the yams?!
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November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When the oxtail gravy touches the Mac that is touching the yams?!
Watching a low-budget Black Christmas movie and no it ain't Bill and Haley Hamilton!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Watching a low-budget Black Christmas movie and no it ain't Bill and Haley Hamilton!!
This game is embarrassing for them. Cuz there's no way. Like you can't be serious.
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This game is embarrassing for them. Cuz there's no way. Like you can't be serious.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
What the hell was Grambling thinking????
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Grambling has no timeouts left, 55 seconds on the clock at 3 rd and 10.
THIS IS NUTS
THIS IS NUTS
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Grambling has no timeouts left, 55 seconds on the clock at 3 rd and 10.
THIS IS NUTS
THIS IS NUTS
If Grambling doesn't get their shit together LOL
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If Grambling doesn't get their shit together LOL
Sometimes you got to ask nicely
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sometimes you got to ask nicely
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I’m running a really big sale through Monday. I don’t want nobody to tell they can’t get baths before New Year’s!
Take an extra 10% off today through Monday (that’s 30%) with code THANKFUL10
happy holidays, you filthy animals 💋
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happy holidays, you filthy animals 💋
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November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m running a really big sale through Monday. I don’t want nobody to tell they can’t get baths before New Year’s!
I might have fucked all of the Sparta Police department, TBH. Everybody was fine!
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I might have fucked all of the Sparta Police department, TBH. Everybody was fine!
Learning the shoe that works for you is so key to being an adult lady 😂 I definitely need a platform cuz I'm short, I really need that extra support to get me off the ground lol
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Learning the shoe that works for you is so key to being an adult lady 😂 I definitely need a platform cuz I'm short, I really need that extra support to get me off the ground lol
I might have thrived in the '80s when a heel was just a nice inch or two off the ground lol. All of these bitches walking crazy 😂
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I might have thrived in the '80s when a heel was just a nice inch or two off the ground lol. All of these bitches walking crazy 😂
I definitely need one of my friends to have a baby shower or a wedding shower so I can make them my shower sangria. Just know it involves arbor mist in case you wanted an idea of how fucked up you're going to be afterwards
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I definitely need one of my friends to have a baby shower or a wedding shower so I can make them my shower sangria. Just know it involves arbor mist in case you wanted an idea of how fucked up you're going to be afterwards
Jason is one of my favorite commentators for baseball
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Jason is one of my favorite commentators for baseball
I read this first as Frida's husband and I said damn. I knew you were mature but not that vintage
Diego Pavia and I played football together in high school.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I read this first as Frida's husband and I said damn. I knew you were mature but not that vintage
I think I'm about to make some bad decisions because I have Tito's and I got some Josh's and somehow they have both ended up in this same cup with a mixer
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I think I'm about to make some bad decisions because I have Tito's and I got some Josh's and somehow they have both ended up in this same cup with a mixer
I know I'm a little wild girl because they didn't even try to scrap after the game? Okay SMH
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I know I'm a little wild girl because they didn't even try to scrap after the game? Okay SMH
I'm ready for the scrap. It better be a banger this year lol
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm ready for the scrap. It better be a banger this year lol
Let's go OSU!
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November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Let's go OSU!
I'm starting to get warm on the inside. Might be time for the nudes
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm starting to get warm on the inside. Might be time for the nudes
Now see how did all of us get in this?!?!
Fuck ❌ichigan, fuck the Lions, fuck the Red Wings, fuck the Tigers, fuck the Pistons, fuck Detroit Style pizza
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Now see how did all of us get in this?!?!