Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty
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You not finna swing, tho. Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress. $CeeNCrumpets
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She don't give a damn about your social justice initiatives 🤣
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I KNOW MY GRANDMA GOT HER HULA THO
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And also, my mom said I couldn’t boycott with y’all no more because this is her house and she wanted her Hula channel back on her tv.

I believe the word she used was “Now!” Something like that.

BUT I didn’t sign up for a Disney bundle. Just the basics with ads. Cuz F society!
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SO TIRED! Only thing I want for both is macaroni and ham LOL
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Preparing ahead of time to tell my family don't fucking come if you don't like it!!
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Dare to be different and shit, you know?
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This is so random but I think I'm going to make oxtails for Thanksgiving. Like I'm going to do a Jamaican Thanksgiving.

Oxtail, rice and peas, a little cabbage. Macaroni and cheese (not that macaroni pie shit) and yams.
a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a camera in his hand .
ALT: a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a camera in his hand .
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Lemme call the pirate man
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Every day that passes without this film being on a streaming platform is a tragedy.
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Ginger pussy got a natural relaxer?
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But why the hair on the black one so nappy?
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Watching the original iron chef. The battle is onion. They are doing shit with onions that I would have never thought of and now I want to make stewed onions
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No sauce, actually. olive oil and this season
And I chose rotini LOL
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Listen.

My father cheated on my mother with my stepmother. Him and my stepmother have been married now for 30 years. Don't let your current marriage keep you away from finding the love of your life.
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I'm trying to figure out if I want to make linguine or rotini for my pasta. I got 3 minutes before my water starts boiling
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Girl, he thicker than Tems. Thicker than racial segregation in Alabama in 1961. Legs and hips and body!
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Till you get below the chest
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He looking a lor Zaddy-ish in this pic
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My Daddy just came by looking 43 in this bitch!

His wife needs to come back immediately, he is doing way too much 😂😂
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The kids on Instagram are trying to tell us that Dora the explorer is actually blind and they have very good points.
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We finally got fucking action! Dani Dupree was right!!!
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We're going to find out that Leslie is this man's lovechild
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I sent my homegirl the dark ass joke I made about this situation because I'm not trying to get canceled today LOL