Demimonde
@ceencrumpets.bsky.social
You not finna swing, tho.
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Solo date night.
Don't know why these white people are here but I guess.
Don't know why these white people are here but I guess.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Solo date night.
Don't know why these white people are here but I guess.
Don't know why these white people are here but I guess.
I was thinking I was going to reschedule my monthly cry since I ain't got nothing to cry about, but I just realized I have to drive myself tonight so I think I'm going to keep it but just shorten the time frame
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I was thinking I was going to reschedule my monthly cry since I ain't got nothing to cry about, but I just realized I have to drive myself tonight so I think I'm going to keep it but just shorten the time frame
Me during both times
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me during both times
Voice notes with my best friend ending like this is why I am the way I am
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Voice notes with my best friend ending like this is why I am the way I am
My child uses Spotify now since I've moved basically to YouTube music. Look at how they have ruined my algorithm 😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My child uses Spotify now since I've moved basically to YouTube music. Look at how they have ruined my algorithm 😂😂
Look at all of these fucking thug ass luxury drug rappers SMH
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Look at all of these fucking thug ass luxury drug rappers SMH
I'm on IG scrolling and I see that hair braider Destiny. She in my area so i go on her booking site to see what's up.
5 hours for six straight backs ON REAL HAIR and it's 200 plus doll hairs?!?!
No wonder she not posting clients anymore lately 🥴
5 hours for six straight backs ON REAL HAIR and it's 200 plus doll hairs?!?!
No wonder she not posting clients anymore lately 🥴
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm on IG scrolling and I see that hair braider Destiny. She in my area so i go on her booking site to see what's up.
5 hours for six straight backs ON REAL HAIR and it's 200 plus doll hairs?!?!
No wonder she not posting clients anymore lately 🥴
5 hours for six straight backs ON REAL HAIR and it's 200 plus doll hairs?!?!
No wonder she not posting clients anymore lately 🥴
There is a hair inside of my goddamn cheese and Aldi is going to have to see me. In the fucking parking lot.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is a hair inside of my goddamn cheese and Aldi is going to have to see me. In the fucking parking lot.
I've always loved a gay scammer from Detroit because boy WHAT? 😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I've always loved a gay scammer from Detroit because boy WHAT? 😂😂😂
My cousin is asking this in our cousin group chat. There are only three women in this chat that cook, and two of them have actually never cooked anything, they just bring desserts other people have made. I know that he's trying to ask me. It absolutely will not be me.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My cousin is asking this in our cousin group chat. There are only three women in this chat that cook, and two of them have actually never cooked anything, they just bring desserts other people have made. I know that he's trying to ask me. It absolutely will not be me.
Y'all know what it is
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Y'all know what it is
Pork rinds so fresh you can still hear them popping at the table!
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pork rinds so fresh you can still hear them popping at the table!
And another gotdamn thing!!!
Why are ankle socks starting to slip now? There's no reason they should be under the arch socks!!
Why are ankle socks starting to slip now? There's no reason they should be under the arch socks!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
And another gotdamn thing!!!
Why are ankle socks starting to slip now? There's no reason they should be under the arch socks!!
Why are ankle socks starting to slip now? There's no reason they should be under the arch socks!!
So what's the oldest book on your bookshelf? I just pulled out my Flyy Girl copy from 2000. I got it for my birthday in 6th grade.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So what's the oldest book on your bookshelf? I just pulled out my Flyy Girl copy from 2000. I got it for my birthday in 6th grade.
I need to body double and do schoolwork tonight if u intristed
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I need to body double and do schoolwork tonight if u intristed
A MASTER at grocery shopping. I have meals for a week
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A MASTER at grocery shopping. I have meals for a week
DAWG THE WHOLE TEAM ON THIS BITCH
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
DAWG THE WHOLE TEAM ON THIS BITCH
Instagram just reminded me of how fine I was with my fade and I'm really going to bring this back when my kid goes to college
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Instagram just reminded me of how fine I was with my fade and I'm really going to bring this back when my kid goes to college
New company new sample cards on the way.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
New company new sample cards on the way.
@sadandyellow.bsky.social will need your color help 😂 ordered me some paint samples for an accent wall in my bedroom.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@sadandyellow.bsky.social will need your color help 😂 ordered me some paint samples for an accent wall in my bedroom.
I love when the universe knows that I need whatever they're offering LOL. My bedroom doubles as my office. My bedroom has four white walls and white furniture, with a white desk. So needless to say I am actually going insane I think?
Thinking about painting an accent wall, went to look for ideas
Thinking about painting an accent wall, went to look for ideas
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love when the universe knows that I need whatever they're offering LOL. My bedroom doubles as my office. My bedroom has four white walls and white furniture, with a white desk. So needless to say I am actually going insane I think?
Thinking about painting an accent wall, went to look for ideas
Thinking about painting an accent wall, went to look for ideas
I bullshitted through all 4,000 words of this 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I bullshitted through all 4,000 words of this 😂