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jenleepa.bsky.social
Beast of Bourbon 🥃
@jenleepa.bsky.social
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Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie, fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew

And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music playing an acoustic guitar outside for some of the Von Trapp kids
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
A creepy doll with big eyes is looking off to the side in a very judgy manner.
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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A screencap of bluesky’s muting tool. The word that’s about to be muted is “Tarantino”.
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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G has a table at her school’s winter craft fair, selling her original art and postcard prints of the same. I’m really proud of her.
A table displaying paintings of lilies and orchids, with postcards of the art in front of the originals. Two paintings displayed on a wire rack decorated with flowers and lights. The first is a portrait of a young girl, and the second is is a painting of a bouquet of amaryllis.
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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giant fucking surprise, lol
A word cloud of about two dozen words with the largest words being “fucking shit fuck” and “favorite”
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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A planter of red flowers. Sign reads GUZMANIA
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Whoa! He leaned even more on this to create the skeksis for the Dark Crystal
A monster with a pronounced bird-like beak, scarred skin, and spines along its back.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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gonna establish a media festival showing wednesday, shameless, boogie nights, narcos, magnolia, and traffic and I’m gonna call it
A sign in a flower pot reads GUZMANIA
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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our turkey has panties
A roasted turkey. The trussing for the legs looks a bit like light green panties.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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this just in
Gigantic, plush gray cat is asleep on his back, smile on his kitty face
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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slepp
A gigantic, velvety gray cat is asleep on his side, belly exposed to all the world.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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the rich must be destroyed
A wooden sign that reads “CAMPING: where you spend a fortune to live like you’re HOMELESS”
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
Pope Leo on the mic
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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lmao she is literally angela chase 30 years later
A picture of Claire Danes in “The Beast In Me.” Her straight hair is shoulder length, and she’s wearing a white tee under a dark green vest.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
'Til you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Pope Leo rockin the mic
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a RELIABLE source
Karen from Mean Girls, played by Amanda Seyfried. She is a young white woman with blonde hair. She’s wearing a colorful striped shirt, an in one hand she’s holding a mic while the other is holding her boob.
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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If I knew there would be a chance of being onstage for the Michelin awards, I would have gone with a longer hemline. That said, all is forgiven bc GO BIRDS
Five people stand shoulder to shoulder on a stage. There are four men wearing suits. In the middle of them is a woman with long brown hair. She is wearing a vintage eagles varsity jacket and a frighteningly short black dress. The hem of the dress is shorter than the bottom of the jacket, so she’s showing a lot of leg.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.

#SpreadLove
An underwater selfie of a white woman in scuba gear looking at the camera
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
A cartoon of four humanoid figures with rocket engines on their bottom halves. The lead is a female-ish humanoid who is accelerating past the others.
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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yuuuuup
Kiera Knightly and Matthew Macfayden as Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy. They are standing together, foreheads touching and eyes closed in a super romantic scene.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
Saxophone guy from Lost Boys. He’s a beefy man, shirtless, wearing purple leggings with an industrial metal belt & chains. He is holding a saxophone, and his hair is long and curly but slicked back into a low ponytail at his nape.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Also, one of my diver friends alerted me to the Dive+ app, which takes your underwater picture and color corrects it to its natural color. Before & after:
A nurse shark hovers over a reef. It’s an underwater shot, so it’s all shades of blue. A picture of a nurse shark hovering over a reef, but now you can see that the shark’s skin is brown, and the sand of the reef is white.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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One of the highlights of this trip? LITrally swam with sharks.
A young nurse shark. Its skin is a shiny brown, and it’s hovering over a white sandy reef. A mother and baby shark rest on the white sandy bottom of a reef. A nurse shark swims over a white sandy reef.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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WHENNNN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIGA PIZZA PIE THAT’S
A black and white spotted moray eel is poking out of its hole in a reef.
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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A sky flippie for @coldchef.bsky.social
A picture, taken at sea, of the evening sky after sunset, just before it gets dark. There is a cloud formation that looks a bit like someone flipping the bird.
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM