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tim coe
@shakespeherian.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
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take me down to the paraphrase city, where it’s nice
November 18, 2024 at 7:47 AM
take me down to the paraphrase city, where it’s nice
The geniuses who can't parse a sentence in the second amendment have discovered another amendment exists
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The geniuses who can't parse a sentence in the second amendment have discovered another amendment exists
You think there's a guy at FIFA who's like "Jesus Christ we have to do one of these every year now"
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You think there's a guy at FIFA who's like "Jesus Christ we have to do one of these every year now"
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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Being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle. Neither of us is quite sure what he does
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle. Neither of us is quite sure what he does
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Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
If this had to happen why couldn't it be Benedetta
I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If this had to happen why couldn't it be Benedetta
Just checking is there still a gaping hole in the white house
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just checking is there still a gaping hole in the white house
Any day now he's gonna stroke out on live tv and all the white house doctors are gonna have to be like "wait wow that came out of nowhere"
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Any day now he's gonna stroke out on live tv and all the white house doctors are gonna have to be like "wait wow that came out of nowhere"
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Is AOC running a lab that churns out hot leftists or something
I'm running to ensure your basic necessities, guarantee a dignified existence, curb political corruption, end U.S.-backed human rights abuse & genocide.
Give us a follow, repost, check out our website, volunteer, and donate if you can!🌹
Give us a follow, repost, check out our website, volunteer, and donate if you can!🌹
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is AOC running a lab that churns out hot leftists or something
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why aren't the dems out in full force talking about the president's blatant racism
Congresswoman Omar calls Trump's comments about her 'creepy' after the US president launches into an anti-Somali tirade.
Ilhan Omar denounces Donald Trump for calling Somali immigrants ‘garbage’
Congresswoman Omar calls Trump's comments about her 'creepy' after the US president launches into an anti-Somali tirade.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
why aren't the dems out in full force talking about the president's blatant racism
Star Wars? Yeah. I love Andor. All those awoks
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Star Wars? Yeah. I love Andor. All those awoks
Hey Mom, yeah, I'm at the stop light in Twin Peaks. No, yeah, it's just blinking ominously. No I don't know why it's in the middle of the woods
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Hey Mom, yeah, I'm at the stop light in Twin Peaks. No, yeah, it's just blinking ominously. No I don't know why it's in the middle of the woods
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Becoming a trillionaire is easy. Just put one dollar in the bank every day, a trillion days in a row
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Becoming a trillionaire is easy. Just put one dollar in the bank every day, a trillion days in a row
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any chance i have to post this
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
any chance i have to post this
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY Olive Garden told my dad they were out of breadsticks and my little cousin ate his entire meal without looking up from his PSP and later my aunt cried in the parking lot
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY Olive Garden told my dad they were out of breadsticks and my little cousin ate his entire meal without looking up from his PSP and later my aunt cried in the parking lot
At Shell, everything *you* touch gets ruined. This Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
At Shell, everything *you* touch gets ruined. This Christmas
Being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle. Neither of us is quite sure what he does
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle. Neither of us is quite sure what he does
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MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?
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A band name that I don't like, and I don't think should be used, is "Wheatus"
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A band name that I don't like, and I don't think should be used, is "Wheatus"
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🫡✊
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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That's right... Harrison Ford
You know who was also a carpenter and spoke truth to power 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
That's right... Harrison Ford