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@milesklee.bsky.social
· Jul 16
i'm often asked when my next book is coming out and am now very pleased to be able to say: next month! it's a wicked story collection i wrote with my talented and beautiful partner @spookymeatball.bsky.social, who also penned beautiful illustrations for each tale.
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he has pushed the Substack format to the level of a forgotten two-season FX drama
the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
he has pushed the Substack format to the level of a forgotten two-season FX drama
Gordon Brown thinks i have a reason to live??
It is not too late to put the brakes on assisted dying, and focus on what is really needed | Gordon Brown
It is not too late to put the brakes on assisted dying, and focus on what is really needed | Gordon Brown
Palliative care is deeply underfunded and unequal. Assisted dying cannot go ahead until politicians right that wrong, says former UK prime minister Gordon Brown
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Gordon Brown thinks i have a reason to live??
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Checkout guy at the grocery store just randomly dropped that he’s not super into politics, “except for who really killed Charlie Kirk.”
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Checkout guy at the grocery store just randomly dropped that he’s not super into politics, “except for who really killed Charlie Kirk.”
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I've heard more about seed oils from Uber drivers than from every non-uber driver combined
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I've heard more about seed oils from Uber drivers than from every non-uber driver combined
in my experience men will also say awful shit to another man they just met, unsolicited, with the full expectation of agreement. there was a period where Uber drivers would start expounding to me on the Evils of Women about eight minutes into an LAX run
I go to more places alone now (bars and restaurants) and unintentionally eavesdrop on a lot of conversations and I just gotta say that men say really weird shit to eachother when they think no one is listening
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
in my experience men will also say awful shit to another man they just met, unsolicited, with the full expectation of agreement. there was a period where Uber drivers would start expounding to me on the Evils of Women about eight minutes into an LAX run
my latest for @flaminghydra.com is about trying and failing to keep a diary until i one day hit upon the solution of just recording what i overhear total strangers saying in public
TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social on keeping a very unusual journal. “The sayings are enough, because they chart the path of my life through the world—I, the listener, am what they have in common.” flaminghydra.com/r/a53c9bb2?m...
Every day / A new world
Miles Klee is a camera
flaminghydra.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
my latest for @flaminghydra.com is about trying and failing to keep a diary until i one day hit upon the solution of just recording what i overhear total strangers saying in public
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The thing everybody knows about mob bosses is that once you pay fealty, you're set for life and the demands never increase
The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The thing everybody knows about mob bosses is that once you pay fealty, you're set for life and the demands never increase
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ah, finally, a highway patrol car is weaving slowly across all five lanes. that will fix it
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
ah, finally, a highway patrol car is weaving slowly across all five lanes. that will fix it
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9am
“Let’s take 101 - we are leaving plenty early”
1pm
“Hmm Let’s stop in Los Olivos and grab a quick bite”
6:30pm in Ventura gridlock
“i wonder what the fine is for driving 85 on the shoulder”
“Let’s take 101 - we are leaving plenty early”
1pm
“Hmm Let’s stop in Los Olivos and grab a quick bite”
6:30pm in Ventura gridlock
“i wonder what the fine is for driving 85 on the shoulder”
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
9am
“Let’s take 101 - we are leaving plenty early”
1pm
“Hmm Let’s stop in Los Olivos and grab a quick bite”
6:30pm in Ventura gridlock
“i wonder what the fine is for driving 85 on the shoulder”
“Let’s take 101 - we are leaving plenty early”
1pm
“Hmm Let’s stop in Los Olivos and grab a quick bite”
6:30pm in Ventura gridlock
“i wonder what the fine is for driving 85 on the shoulder”
LEAVING NORTHERN CALIFORNIA FOR LA POST-THANKSGIVING: not too much traffic, only five and a half hours!
AN HOUR AWAY FROM LA: slowing down here, should only be an extra five and a half hours though
AN HOUR AWAY FROM LA: slowing down here, should only be an extra five and a half hours though
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
LEAVING NORTHERN CALIFORNIA FOR LA POST-THANKSGIVING: not too much traffic, only five and a half hours!
AN HOUR AWAY FROM LA: slowing down here, should only be an extra five and a half hours though
AN HOUR AWAY FROM LA: slowing down here, should only be an extra five and a half hours though
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Not many people know this but if you overlay the footage and audio of all Bluth chicken dances you get a perfect recreation of a chicken.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Not many people know this but if you overlay the footage and audio of all Bluth chicken dances you get a perfect recreation of a chicken.
Ingrid Goes West is very close to this and a very underrated gem
I'd like to see a really smart KING OF COMEDY esque LA-set satire about a Rupert who has developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a big podcaster and hijinks ensue.
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Ingrid Goes West is very close to this and a very underrated gem
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TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social on keeping a very unusual journal. “The sayings are enough, because they chart the path of my life through the world—I, the listener, am what they have in common.” flaminghydra.com/r/a53c9bb2?m...
Every day / A new world
Miles Klee is a camera
flaminghydra.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social on keeping a very unusual journal. “The sayings are enough, because they chart the path of my life through the world—I, the listener, am what they have in common.” flaminghydra.com/r/a53c9bb2?m...
i think of all the Bluths, Lucille gets closest to what a chicken sounds like
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i think of all the Bluths, Lucille gets closest to what a chicken sounds like
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I knew she was felching RFK right from the start
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I knew she was felching RFK right from the start
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Axe murderer’s neighbors: “He was always so quiet”
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Axe murderer’s neighbors: “He was always so quiet”
the idea that it would’ve taken some special insight to be suspicious of Nuzzi’s reporting is so funny
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the idea that it would’ve taken some special insight to be suspicious of Nuzzi’s reporting is so funny
i feel like Lizza has not seen Twin Peaks
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i feel like Lizza has not seen Twin Peaks
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
can we talk about how beautiful she is
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
can we talk about how beautiful she is