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Long story short? It’s time for me to change industries. The Feds and the state of Texas keep vaping and THC in absolute chaos. And so, I bend to the will of society. I’ll go where there’s less regulation, more stability. I’ll be a gunsmith. youtube.com/shorts/LZAvT...
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
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St. Paul police brutally assault locals defending their neighbors from ICE, then absurdly accuse the locals of being "professional agitators."
"We are not your adversary. We are your police."
They support ICE with violence, just as they murder with impunity. They are, in fact, our adversaries.
"We are not your adversary. We are your police."
They support ICE with violence, just as they murder with impunity. They are, in fact, our adversaries.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
St. Paul police brutally assault locals defending their neighbors from ICE, then absurdly accuse the locals of being "professional agitators."
"We are not your adversary. We are your police."
They support ICE with violence, just as they murder with impunity. They are, in fact, our adversaries.
"We are not your adversary. We are your police."
They support ICE with violence, just as they murder with impunity. They are, in fact, our adversaries.
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Per the what.
Has anyone ever baked the Hawaiian rolls per the instructions on the back of the package?
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Per the what.
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I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
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I will be the People's Commissar for Sloth and Indolence.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I will be the People's Commissar for Sloth and Indolence.
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walking into a man cave. nary a stalactite in site. smh
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
walking into a man cave. nary a stalactite in site. smh
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everyone should have a secret lair. that’s the world i want to live in
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
everyone should have a secret lair. that’s the world i want to live in
Now tell me how many days you worked last year
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Now tell me how many days you worked last year
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AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
*hits bong*
I’d make a GREAT commissar
I’d make a GREAT commissar
We should bring commissars back.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
*hits bong*
I’d make a GREAT commissar
I’d make a GREAT commissar
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Just watched GDT’s ‘Frankenstein’ and I think that Netflix’s mandate to have all characters give dialogue to facilitate the audience multitasking during the movie is so damaging to art as a concept that it’s tantamount to crime against humanity
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Just watched GDT’s ‘Frankenstein’ and I think that Netflix’s mandate to have all characters give dialogue to facilitate the audience multitasking during the movie is so damaging to art as a concept that it’s tantamount to crime against humanity
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Friday I will DEFINITELY need to have enough for groceries because my area is looking at getting freezing rain & snow afterwards! Please help!
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My food card benefits got cut & I don't get more anyway until mid December. Help a disabled black man afford groceries?
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November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Friday I will DEFINITELY need to have enough for groceries because my area is looking at getting freezing rain & snow afterwards! Please help!
#MutualAidRequest #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 #BIPOCMA #blacksky #fundsky 💸💕
#MutualAidRequest #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 #BIPOCMA #blacksky #fundsky 💸💕
Really awesome “it doesn’t matter who wins, all of us lose” moment. The Democrats deliver again.
It’s clear that Democrats won the shutdown, even after caving in.
That’s how bad things are for Trump.
That’s how bad things are for Trump.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Really awesome “it doesn’t matter who wins, all of us lose” moment. The Democrats deliver again.
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I remember seeing You Can't Do That On Television as a kid and I still don't understand how any of that happened
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I remember seeing You Can't Do That On Television as a kid and I still don't understand how any of that happened
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"Der Golem", which may be a contender for the actual first faith-based horror film, is literally 110 years old
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Der Golem", which may be a contender for the actual first faith-based horror film, is literally 110 years old
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I asked my phone what time the parade started tomorrow and it said 1982 and it will last two years
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I asked my phone what time the parade started tomorrow and it said 1982 and it will last two years
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This ditzy fool played her way into a six figure job and ended up committing
CRIMEY CRIMES AND TOLD PEOPLE ABOUT IT
SHE COMITTED WHOLE CRIMEY CRIMES ?!?
While controlling editorial
for the thrill of IT
She was doing state craft and the cryptkeepers
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME
CRIMEY CRIMES AND TOLD PEOPLE ABOUT IT
SHE COMITTED WHOLE CRIMEY CRIMES ?!?
While controlling editorial
for the thrill of IT
She was doing state craft and the cryptkeepers
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME
this — considering that Florida is a two-party consent state — might even be a crime. i’m floored
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This ditzy fool played her way into a six figure job and ended up committing
CRIMEY CRIMES AND TOLD PEOPLE ABOUT IT
SHE COMITTED WHOLE CRIMEY CRIMES ?!?
While controlling editorial
for the thrill of IT
She was doing state craft and the cryptkeepers
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME
CRIMEY CRIMES AND TOLD PEOPLE ABOUT IT
SHE COMITTED WHOLE CRIMEY CRIMES ?!?
While controlling editorial
for the thrill of IT
She was doing state craft and the cryptkeepers
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME
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"Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It's 'cuz you make 'em outta stupid water, you bimbo!"
Brule's Rules: Ice Cubes
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November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It's 'cuz you make 'em outta stupid water, you bimbo!"
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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4011 is the SKU for bananas, and it's written on the soul of anyone who's ever worked at a kroger. if you don't know any other SKU, you know bananas. there are four orange SKUS, seven plum-adjacent ones, and no one buys kiwis. but every cart has bananas, good old 4011.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
4011 is the SKU for bananas, and it's written on the soul of anyone who's ever worked at a kroger. if you don't know any other SKU, you know bananas. there are four orange SKUS, seven plum-adjacent ones, and no one buys kiwis. but every cart has bananas, good old 4011.
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BREAKING NEWS: Trump, Disappointed With How Long It Took To Get Some Guys Shot Over This Bullshit, Has Vowed To Decimate The Next 500 And Blame ANTIFA.
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Trump, Disappointed With How Long It Took To Get Some Guys Shot Over This Bullshit, Has Vowed To Decimate The Next 500 And Blame ANTIFA.
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“Have you considered simply fleeing your home?”
In the deadest, flattest tone possible while still alive:
No. No, I actually hadn’t considered that.
In the deadest, flattest tone possible while still alive:
No. No, I actually hadn’t considered that.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Have you considered simply fleeing your home?”
In the deadest, flattest tone possible while still alive:
No. No, I actually hadn’t considered that.
In the deadest, flattest tone possible while still alive:
No. No, I actually hadn’t considered that.