Johnny Brainwash
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This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
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I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs
Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
It's like when we let Soviet construction workers build the US embassy in Moscow, except it's, you know, the White House
archive.seattletimes.com/archive/1997...
archive.seattletimes.com/archive/1997...
Behind The Veil, New U.S. Embassy Rises In Moscow -- Bugged Earlier Version Was Kgb's Highest Achievement | The Seattle Times
archive.seattletimes.com
The East Wing sits above the PEOC, a secure bunker to which the president is expected to retreat in times of grave emergency (eg nuclear war) and to which a frightened Trump once fled during the summer of 2020
So everyone's concerned about the people's house and destroying history and yeah sure, all that, whatever, but also...
Security.
Who can trust that the White House is a remotely secure environment now that some shady contractor is tearing it up and rebuilding it?
Security.
Who can trust that the White House is a remotely secure environment now that some shady contractor is tearing it up and rebuilding it?
I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs
Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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one time my friends created a repeating pump-action gravity bong that fed out through a half inch hose that was like hitting a bellows
most threatening bong I ever hit (I only hit it once because that's all it took)
most threatening bong I ever hit (I only hit it once because that's all it took)
Tangential, but my friends got an Uncle Tupelo show shut down for moshing too hard.
I don't think I was involved because I was waaaayy too stoned, but I can't say for sure because, well, you know
I don't think I was involved because I was waaaayy too stoned, but I can't say for sure because, well, you know
i knocked a guy out at a christian ska show in a church so that was fun.
one time my friends created a repeating pump-action gravity bong that fed out through a half inch hose that was like hitting a bellows
most threatening bong I ever hit (I only hit it once because that's all it took)
most threatening bong I ever hit (I only hit it once because that's all it took)