Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
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If Newport can shut down an ICE "detention center" before it starts, what do we think Portland can do?
According to KGW8, a company called Acuity International has posted jobs seeking employees for an ICE detention center near Portland Airport. Acuity is a contractor and seems to be expecting such a contract from ICE. PDX and our Guard say it's news to them. Eyes and ears wide open, everybody.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If Newport can shut down an ICE "detention center" before it starts, what do we think Portland can do?
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Anyway, planted. 🌱
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Anyway, planted. 🌱
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Look what someone left in my yard. Too big to be a gift from the crows.
Maybe there's a new plant distribution system for the neighborhood. 🌱
Maybe there's a new plant distribution system for the neighborhood. 🌱
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Look what someone left in my yard. Too big to be a gift from the crows.
Maybe there's a new plant distribution system for the neighborhood. 🌱
Maybe there's a new plant distribution system for the neighborhood. 🌱
If Newport can shut down an ICE "detention center" before it starts, what do we think Portland can do?
According to KGW8, a company called Acuity International has posted jobs seeking employees for an ICE detention center near Portland Airport. Acuity is a contractor and seems to be expecting such a contract from ICE. PDX and our Guard say it's news to them. Eyes and ears wide open, everybody.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If Newport can shut down an ICE "detention center" before it starts, what do we think Portland can do?
Look what someone left in my yard. Too big to be a gift from the crows.
Maybe there's a new plant distribution system for the neighborhood. 🌱
Maybe there's a new plant distribution system for the neighborhood. 🌱
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Look what someone left in my yard. Too big to be a gift from the crows.
Maybe there's a new plant distribution system for the neighborhood. 🌱
Maybe there's a new plant distribution system for the neighborhood. 🌱
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29 Nov 2025
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
29 Nov 2025
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?
I’ve been standing on every street corner in hell, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?
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The bear cubs were by far the most frightening.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The bear cubs were by far the most frightening.
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Big-ass elk, far too close to melee range
Giant moose mama with huge tiny babs
River otters hurtling down ice slides into the frigid Lochsa
Crow insisting my friend is leading us the wrong direction (true)
Black bear cubs playing in the sun
Big-ass elk, far too close to melee range
Giant moose mama with huge tiny babs
River otters hurtling down ice slides into the frigid Lochsa
Crow insisting my friend is leading us the wrong direction (true)
Black bear cubs playing in the sun
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Big-ass elk, far too close to melee range
Giant moose mama with huge tiny babs
River otters hurtling down ice slides into the frigid Lochsa
Crow insisting my friend is leading us the wrong direction (true)
Black bear cubs playing in the sun
Big-ass elk, far too close to melee range
Giant moose mama with huge tiny babs
River otters hurtling down ice slides into the frigid Lochsa
Crow insisting my friend is leading us the wrong direction (true)
Black bear cubs playing in the sun
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Murres and puffins, our winter seabird fashionistas! ❄️
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Murres and puffins, our winter seabird fashionistas! ❄️
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Big-ass elk, far too close to melee range
Giant moose mama with huge tiny babs
River otters hurtling down ice slides into the frigid Lochsa
Crow insisting my friend is leading us the wrong direction (true)
Black bear cubs playing in the sun
Big-ass elk, far too close to melee range
Giant moose mama with huge tiny babs
River otters hurtling down ice slides into the frigid Lochsa
Crow insisting my friend is leading us the wrong direction (true)
Black bear cubs playing in the sun
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Big-ass elk, far too close to melee range
Giant moose mama with huge tiny babs
River otters hurtling down ice slides into the frigid Lochsa
Crow insisting my friend is leading us the wrong direction (true)
Black bear cubs playing in the sun
Big-ass elk, far too close to melee range
Giant moose mama with huge tiny babs
River otters hurtling down ice slides into the frigid Lochsa
Crow insisting my friend is leading us the wrong direction (true)
Black bear cubs playing in the sun
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I will be the People's Commissar for Sloth and Indolence.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I will be the People's Commissar for Sloth and Indolence.
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The Sluggothian Geas is basically the Butlerian Jihad combined with Crom worship. Silicon was a mistake. The wise man instead apply himself to the riddle of steel, for it cannot lie.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The Sluggothian Geas is basically the Butlerian Jihad combined with Crom worship. Silicon was a mistake. The wise man instead apply himself to the riddle of steel, for it cannot lie.
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And since I'm here, Han and Chewie don't know shit about the Falcon. Between the two of them, they just keep breaking things until a droid fixes it one way or another.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
And since I'm here, Han and Chewie don't know shit about the Falcon. Between the two of them, they just keep breaking things until a droid fixes it one way or another.
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I was staying out of Star Wars discourse, but this is the essential truth. Instead of all kinds of handwaving to explain how space travel works around this, just accept that Han Solo isn't very smart. It explains so much.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
61. “12 parsecs” is not a goof. Han Solo is bullshitting. You can read it in the way Alec Guinness reacts to the line. He knows he’s taking them for a ride, but they don’t have any better options.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was staying out of Star Wars discourse, but this is the essential truth. Instead of all kinds of handwaving to explain how space travel works around this, just accept that Han Solo isn't very smart. It explains so much.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
I was staying out of Star Wars discourse, but this is the essential truth. Instead of all kinds of handwaving to explain how space travel works around this, just accept that Han Solo isn't very smart. It explains so much.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
61. “12 parsecs” is not a goof. Han Solo is bullshitting. You can read it in the way Alec Guinness reacts to the line. He knows he’s taking them for a ride, but they don’t have any better options.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was staying out of Star Wars discourse, but this is the essential truth. Instead of all kinds of handwaving to explain how space travel works around this, just accept that Han Solo isn't very smart. It explains so much.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
Also not a charmer- he just thinks he is.
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ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. State & federal regulations tariffs and assorted nonsense have ruined the industry and will continue to do so for years to come. I’m trying to get out and do something new, please help or share before I’m totally wrecked.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. State & federal regulations tariffs and assorted nonsense have ruined the industry and will continue to do so for years to come. I’m trying to get out and do something new, please help or share before I’m totally wrecked.
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it's funny that "the tragedy of the commons" was essentially a myth created so that private ownership and corporations could seize control of the commons to actually create the tragedy
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
it's funny that "the tragedy of the commons" was essentially a myth created so that private ownership and corporations could seize control of the commons to actually create the tragedy
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?
I’ve been standing on every street corner in hell, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?