Johnny Brainwash
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This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
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Anyway, planted. 🌱
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Anyway, planted. 🌱
it's amazing how thoroughly they tanked in one year
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
it's amazing how thoroughly they tanked in one year
I was imagining them rigging up a complicated sling assembly.
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I was imagining them rigging up a complicated sling assembly.
Anyway, planted. 🌱
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Anyway, planted. 🌱
Maybe it's repayment for my mahonia:
🌱 So I've got a nice little Oregon Grape growing on my curb strip. It got a slow start, given the difficult location, but it was really taking off this year.
Until some asshole came along and chopped it up last night.
It wasn't a drunk kicking it over or an animal chewing on it...
Until some asshole came along and chopped it up last night.
It wasn't a drunk kicking it over or an animal chewing on it...
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Maybe it's repayment for my mahonia:
I think it's for the best, really
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think it's for the best, really
i saw bald eagles in the pine barrens in nj
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i saw bald eagles in the pine barrens in nj
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mf posting about tennis
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
mf posting about tennis
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The bear cubs were by far the most frightening.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The bear cubs were by far the most frightening.
The bear cubs were by far the most frightening.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The bear cubs were by far the most frightening.