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real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan.
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4h
14 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and a bunch of cars are watching a snail race- some of the cats are cheering, while others look exasperated. Two birds watch from a tree, and one says "You can bet on anything these days."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 1d
13 Oct 2025
Heathcliff rides down the street in his open-top ham car past an autumn tree whose colored leaves are falling. Two meat store employees watch from their shop's entrance, and one says "This is great ham weather."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3d
11 Oct 2025
Heathcliff, Iggy, and an incensed Grandpa Nutmeg look out the window at their front steps, where there's a jack o'lantern carved with a realistic depiction of Grandpa's angry face. Heathcliff looks proud at his work, while Iggy says "Grump-O'-Lantern."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4d
10 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and his convict dad, Pops, are hiding in a tree as multiple cops search for him on the ground below. Two birds watch from a nearby wire, and one of them says "I should do more things with my dad."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 5d
09 Oct 2025
Heathcliff leads a line of slugs down the street at night, holding a hand in the air triumphantly as the slugs celebrate with pride. Two owls watch the procession, and one says "It's slug weather."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 6d
08 Oct 2025
Heathcliff lies down on a Tony Montana-sized pile of catnip, broadly grinning. The full moon above him is in the shape of a grinning cat with sunglasses. Two owls watch, and one says "It's a catnip harvest moon."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 7d
07 Oct 2025
Spike the bulldog rounds a corner wearing a pink helmet that says NO. Unbeknownst to him, Heathcliff is on the other side of the corner, wearing a pink helmet that says YES. Two birds watch the impending confrontation from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Hold on to your butt."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 8d
06 Oct 2025
A cactus sitting on a windowsill watches colored autumn leaves fall outside and audibly swears. Heathcliff and Grandma Nutmeg stands behind the cactus, looking at it. Grandma says "The cactus resents the fall foliage."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 9d
05 Oct 2025
A bunch of cats stand on the sidewalk at night, listening for a faraway "THUMP THUMP THUMP." Three small apes walk by with confetti as the thumps get louder. Suddenly, the garbage ape appears, holding two outstretched garbage cans. The cats rejoice at the garbage ape's approach. The ape leaves the cans, full of garbage, in front of the cats as they cheer, and an owl comments "The garbage ape returns." The Kitty Korner reads "Abbey Sanchez of Chicago, IL, says her cat 'Gregor' grabs food from her plate and runs around the house with the food in his mouth!"
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 10d
04 Oct 2025
Heathcliff stands before a truck labeled Birdwatcher's Society wearing a park ranger hat and binoculars, silently directing them. The driver leans out of the window and says "Scat!"
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 11d
03 Oct 2025
Heathcliff walks past a fish market wearing a chain with a fish skeleton on it that actually looks hard as hell. He's blinged out, basically. Anyways two fishmongers watch him pass, and one of them says "I want one of those."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 12d
02 Oct 2025
Heathcliff stands in front of a yellow sign that says BRO, pointing at it with one of those pointers professors use. In front of him is a green fish in a fishbowl, who repeats "Bro". The Nutmeg Family watches, and Iggy says "Practice makes perfect".
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13d
01 Oct 2025
Heathcliff, wearing his robe and wizard hat, levitates a math textbook, piece of paper, and pencil around in the air with his magic wand before a delighted Iggy. Grandpa Nutmeg, looking sternly up from his newspaper in the adjoining living room, says "He better not be doing your homework."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 14d
30 Sep 2025
Heathcliff looks out his window to his front yard, where a giant ornamental milk fountain in the shape of a huge milk bottle shoots out milk that cascades down. An unamused Grandma Nutmeg stands behind Heathcliff and says "I hate it."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15d
29 Sep 2025
Heathcliff stands on business on his doorstep, surrounded by garden gnomes, all of whom are wearing helmets that read "Bro". A pair of neighbors look on, and one of them says "Bro gnomes."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 16d
28 Sep 2025
Heathcliff plays guitar along his street at night. A large group of owls, spread across many rooftops, sing along as Heathcliff continues to play. He eventually makes his way to a band of cats, with another owl singing to a microphone and a group of owls and cats dancing along. Two owls watch from a tree, and one says "Heathcliff's Hootenanny." The Kitty Korner reads "Nicky B of Astoria, OR, says his cat 'Levi' waits for the baby to leave the swinging cradle so he can sleep in it all day!"
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 16d
27 Sep 2025
Heathcliff walks away from a mousetrap with a white charging cable instead of cheese. Two mice look at the mousetrap, one holding a phone. The mouse says "He always knows when my battery is low."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 18d
26 Sep 2025
Heathcliff and three other friends walk down the street, laughing, wearing pink helmets that say "BRO". Two birds watch from a tree, one saying "We should get helmets, bro."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19d
25 Sep 2025
Heathcliff walks out of the gym rubbing his neck in pain. He's walking next to a giraffe, who looks equally tired. An employee says "Neck day."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 20d
24 Sep 2025
Jimmy the frog, wearing a white suit and bowtie, stands in front of a billboard depicting himself in the same getup. The billboard says "Cool... James Cool Cologne". A worried-looking Heathcliff looks over at Jimmy, and Iggy says "How are sales?"
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21d
23 Sep 2025
Heathcliff walks out of the town hall carrying a briefcase and an armful of blueprints, a sour expression on his face. Two dog catchers talk next to him, and one of them says "They rejected his gargoyles on the dog pound."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 22d
22 Sep 2025
Heathcliff leaps from an egregariously high angle at a squirrel, standing next to a pile of acorns holding a sign that says "DEEZ NUTS". Two other squirrels watch, and one of them says "Never brag about your stash."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 22d
21 Sep 2025
Heathcliff hears music and walks towards its source- a small mouse spinning records to a mouse dance party. He leaps towards the party and kicks all the mice out of the house- except for the dj, who now spins records for a group of cats. Iggy and Grandma Nutmeg watch the party, and Iggy says "He kept the DJ." The Kitty Korner reads "Nancy Weber of Brooklyn, NY, says her cat 'Betty Sue' sleeps under the bed covers with her head on the pillow!"
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 24d
20 Sep 2025
Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk wearing a beekeeping suit and holding a sign that says "BEES". A swarm of bees follow him, leaving the apiaries of two beekeepers. One of the beekeepers says "I don't like them hanging around with him."
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 25d
19 Sep 2025
Heathcliff walks out of a tailor's shop wearing a pink cape that says MEAT. The tailor watches proudly, admiring his handiwork. His assistant cheerily says "Fire."
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