Dan Sheehan
@dansheehan.bsky.social
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I've written books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my beautiful posts) Contact: https://dansheehan.co/contact-me
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Reminder on this new platform that my grandmother defends all my posts and will not allow me to see harm
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You cannot count on platforms for being anything beyond a place to fart around and get poisoned
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I’ve been given a magic remote that lets me “click” my way through the drudgery of everyday life!
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are people just not concerned about being overheard??
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That's it! Looking for a way to word card text that would allow alteration to deckbuilding restrictions
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Yeah! We're teetering between a mechanic that allows for green cards with non-green abilities or one that allows you to run non-green basics
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I would just be stressed out the entire time!
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The alternative is easier, if a little boring, where the commander lets you run basic lands of any type so you can play Domain cards
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So current concept is an eminence or companion type of ability that allows for your cards to be green in casting cost but have multicolored activated abilities
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This is from a design standpoint so we’re hoping to avoid that
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I understand that volume wise it’s the same or quieter than a regular conversation but I still find the act of taking work Zooms at coffee shops to be insane
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Need a Magic judge's input: Some buds and I are doing a challenge to make mono green commanders that aren't boring and I'm trying to figure out if wording exists to make a commander who, if they're your commander, allows your starting deck to have cards that are green in color but not color identity
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Like anybody with eyes can see that a company like Disney has SO much more to lose from this than they have to gain, so why are they letting it happen?
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For like 20 years, you weren't able to make a YouTube video featuring a popular song without getting hit with an orbital laser. I don't understand how every single one of these deeply litigious companies is okay with turning their copyrighted IP into sludge people can pay another company to make
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Nothing particularly eloquent! Just cursed the guy out and he kept trying to say he was “just talking to himself” lmao
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Ooh skin spiral is promising
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Bosh turned into flesh!!
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Sold this to a pokemon guy for $22k
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Most successful I’ve been so far! Let’s you keep the phone intact without added gadgets or whatever
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Western view from Silver Lake township of Silver Lake and its dunes nestled next to Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2025-10-14 00:36:15 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Silver Lake: 62.09 F | 16.72 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NW at 6.778 mph | 10.90 kph // Humidity: 90%
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In my dreams I am often being pursued by mysterious agents in pursuit of my schematics for an “all skin bite apple.” They are furious that I’ve developed something that’s basically a baking sheet of sweet, crisp skin and flesh, they want it for themselves
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Also like I’ve gone to such great efforts throughout all this to neutralize my phone’s effects by using Brick and stuff so to still have a guy try to be smarmy really got my ass
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Lucy went to sleep right after, vengeance is her lullaby
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Old busybody on my walk hit me with a “real attentive…” because I was texting while walking a cranky baby, had no idea it was hour three of a tantrum and was subjected to the most impassioned demolishing I’ve ever given a person sober lmao
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Obviously adverb soup isn’t fun to read but I think a lot of people’s early development got stifled by trying to write really spartan prose